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Knights Hospitaller<br> | Knights Hospitaller<br> | ||
<s>[[File:ChristyTaliban.png]] Christian Jihadism</s> <br> | <s>[[File:ChristyTaliban.png]] Christian Jihadism</s> <br> | ||
<s>[[File:ChristKahan.png]] Christian Kahanism</s> <br> | |||
[[File:Teutonic Order.png]] Teutonic Knight <br> | [[File:Teutonic Order.png]] Teutonic Knight <br> | ||
Crusader <br> | Crusader <br> | ||
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[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] | [[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] | ||
|song =[https://youtu.be/YTcW9X7D3u8 Pecador, Contempla] <br> | |song =[https://youtu.be/YTcW9X7D3u8 Pecador, Contempla] <br> | ||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZIKsaSzQ4 Les Terres Saintes] <br> | ||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoIGGQ-pt2s Imperator Rex Graecorum] <br> | |||
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=i9BupglHdtM SABATON - The Last Stand]<br> | [https://youtube.com/watch?v=i9BupglHdtM SABATON - The Last Stand]<br> | ||
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4 POWERWOLF- In the Name of God]<br> | [https://youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4 POWERWOLF- In the Name of God]<br> | ||
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|likes = God Almighty <br> Jesus Christ <br> The Pope <br> Catholic Theocracy <br> Crusading <br> Jerusalem <br> Pilgrimages <br> Christendom <br>Deus Vult memes | |likes = God Almighty <br> Jesus Christ <br> The Pope <br> Catholic Theocracy <br> Crusading <br> Jerusalem <br> Pilgrimages <br> Christendom <br>Deus Vult memes | ||
|dislikes = [[File:PagTheo.png]] Pagans <br> [[File:Muslim 2.png]] Muslims <br> Sinners <br> [[File:Atheism.png]] Heathens | |dislikes = [[File:PagTheo.png]] Pagans <br> [[File:Muslim 2.png]] Muslims <br> Sinners <br> [[File:Atheism.png]] Heathens | ||
|theorists= | |||
*[[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Pope Urban II]] (1035-1099) [[File:MedievalFrance.png]] Kingdom of France | |||
*[[File:Baldwin.png]] [[Monarchism|Baldwin IV]] (1161-1185) [[File:KingdomJerusalem.png]] Kingdom of Jerusalem | |||
|examples=*[[File:Teutonic Order.png]] State of the Teutonic Order | |examples=*[[File:Teutonic Order.png]] State of the Teutonic Order | ||
*[[File:KingdomJerusalem.png]] Kingdom of Jerusalem | *[[File:KingdomJerusalem.png]] Kingdom of Jerusalem | ||
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*[[File:OrderofMalta.png]] Sovereign Military Order of Malta | *[[File:OrderofMalta.png]] Sovereign Military Order of Malta | ||
|variants= | |variants= | ||
*[[File:KingdomJerusalem.png]] '''Crusader State Model''' {{Collapse| | *[[File:KingdomJerusalem.png]] '''Crusader State Model''' {{Collapse| | ||
**[[File:Islamophobia.png]] Anti-Islam | **[[File:Islamophobia.png]] Anti-Islam | ||
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It is not afraid to enact wars and great Crusades to reclaim vital lands, ancient cities, and holy relics that belong rightfully to the Catholic Church. They are loyal to the [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy]] and the Holy Pope who speaks the words of the lord. The leadership of Crusadism within a nation ensures their people are following the holy words of the Bible and keeping away from sinful acts, the whispers of pagan gods, and the false beliefs of other religions such as it's rival [[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]]. Sometimes to ensure the loyalty of it's people, Crusadism must put a sword against their necks or keep their loyalty through kind acts such as helping the poor or the ill. | It is not afraid to enact wars and great Crusades to reclaim vital lands, ancient cities, and holy relics that belong rightfully to the Catholic Church. They are loyal to the [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy]] and the Holy Pope who speaks the words of the lord. The leadership of Crusadism within a nation ensures their people are following the holy words of the Bible and keeping away from sinful acts, the whispers of pagan gods, and the false beliefs of other religions such as it's rival [[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]]. Sometimes to ensure the loyalty of it's people, Crusadism must put a sword against their necks or keep their loyalty through kind acts such as helping the poor or the ill. | ||
== History == | ==History== | ||
The History of Crusadism starts in 1095 when an alliance between [[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]] within Byzantium and The Holy Catholic Church was forged to reclaim lost territory in Asian Minor from Islamic Invaders. The Pope would call upon all the Kingdoms of Christendom to send as many Knights and Soldiers as possible to gather and march down to Asia Minor to reclaim territory such as Jerusalem. | The History of Crusadism starts in 1095 when an alliance between [[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]] within Byzantium and The Holy Catholic Church was forged to reclaim lost territory in Asian Minor from Islamic Invaders. The Pope would call upon all the Kingdoms of Christendom to send as many Knights and Soldiers as possible to gather and march down to Asia Minor to reclaim territory such as Jerusalem. | ||
And so the First Crusade began! | And so the First Crusade began! | ||
[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] would send Kings and their armies down to reclaim the holy land and for several long years they would fight against the Islamic Hordes until finally in 1099 they would reclaim Jerusalem! Once this was achieved they needed someone to govern the region and keep order. So in 1119 the Knights Templar would be formed as a Catholic Military Organization that would govern Jerusalem and other Asia Minor locations in the name of The Pope. | [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|Monarchs]] would send Kings and their armies down to reclaim the holy land and for several long years they would fight against the Islamic Hordes until finally in 1099 they would reclaim Jerusalem! Once this was achieved they needed someone to govern the region and keep order. So in 1119 the Knights Templar would be formed as a Catholic Military Organization that would govern Jerusalem and other Asia Minor locations in the name of The Pope. | ||
From that day forth other Templar orders would be formed such as the Knights Hospitaller and the Teutonic Knights. All of them would be the military arm of the Catholic Church and govern over conflicted territory or holy regions and ensure the enemies of Christendom are kept at bay and the people worshipped the Almighty God. Many like the Hospitaller would help take care of the peasants of a region and ensure a city is prosperous and the peasants are happy. The Teutonic Order would be focused on Prussia, The Baltic Region, and Poland and would snuff out all Pagans and slay them with merciless skill. | From that day forth other Templar orders would be formed such as the Knights Hospitaller and the Teutonic Knights. All of them would be the military arm of the Catholic Church and govern over conflicted territory or holy regions and ensure the enemies of Christendom are kept at bay and the people worshipped the Almighty God. Many like the Hospitaller would help take care of the peasants of a region and ensure a city is prosperous and the peasants are happy. The Teutonic Order would be focused on Prussia, The Baltic Region, and Poland and would snuff out all Pagans and slay them with merciless skill. | ||
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In the end, Jerusalem was lost forever in 1244 and Crusadism kinda went underground with it only existing in the Teutonic Order until finally that order was disbanded. It still exists and could make a comeback someday as many believe Jerusalem shall return under Catholic rule if God Wills it and he shall! | In the end, Jerusalem was lost forever in 1244 and Crusadism kinda went underground with it only existing in the Teutonic Order until finally that order was disbanded. It still exists and could make a comeback someday as many believe Jerusalem shall return under Catholic rule if God Wills it and he shall! | ||
== Personality and Behaviour == | ==Personality and Behaviour== | ||
He is brave and willing to go against any challenge that threatens Christendom or The Pope. He is loyal to his friends and happily serves in hopes of making The Lord proud and earning his place in heaven. He is also charitable to those who are less fortunate to him as he helps the poor and the ill just like Jesus Christ did long ago. With his sword, he becomes a watchful guardian of the lands he occupies and is always ready to serve. | He is brave and willing to go against any challenge that threatens Christendom or The Pope. He is loyal to his friends and happily serves in hopes of making The Lord proud and earning his place in heaven. He is also charitable to those who are less fortunate to him as he helps the poor and the ill just like Jesus Christ did long ago. With his sword, he becomes a watchful guardian of the lands he occupies and is always ready to serve. | ||
His loyalty to The Catholic Faith sometimes makes him do idiotic things *Cough* Fourth Crusade *Cough*. He is also not the friendliest to those who do not follow Christianity as he gladly draws his sword to fight any Pagan or Muslim that does not submit to the one true lord. His hostility towards non-Christians also draws out a stubborn nature he has as he is not willing to take defeat or surrender as an option and is willing to fight to the brutal end. He may be charitable but he is willing to harm his own peasants if they go down the path of sin. | His loyalty to The Catholic Faith sometimes makes him do idiotic things *Cough* Fourth Crusade *Cough*. He is also not the friendliest to those who do not follow Christianity as he gladly draws his sword to fight any Pagan or Muslim that does not submit to the one true lord. His hostility towards non-Christians also draws out a stubborn nature he has as he is not willing to take defeat or surrender as an option and is willing to fight to the brutal end. He may be charitable but he is willing to harm his own peasants if they go down the path of sin. | ||
== How to Draw == | ==How to Draw== | ||
{{Flag|Crusadism_flag.svg}} | {{Flag|Crusadism_flag.svg}} | ||
#Draw a ball, | #Draw a ball, | ||
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}} | }} | ||
== Relationships == | ==Relationships== | ||
=== Brothers in Christ === | ===Brothers in Christ=== | ||
*[[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy]] - I am your Holy Sword to enact Justice and the Lord's Will! | *[[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy]] - I am your Holy Sword to enact Justice and the Lord's Will! | ||
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - Only at the edge of a Sword can peace be kept and the Lord's Will be done. | *[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - Only at the edge of a Sword can peace be kept and the Lord's Will be done. | ||
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*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - The only Christian socialist that truly understands Christ's teachings! | *[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - The only Christian socialist that truly understands Christ's teachings! | ||
*[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - Law and Order through the teachings of Christ. | *[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - Law and Order through the teachings of Christ. | ||
*[[File:Heart-Integralism.png]] [[Integralism]] - A good friend with a lot of good ideas. | *[[File:Heart-Integralism.png]] [[Integralism]] - A good friend with a lot of good ideas. | ||
*[[File:Reactmod.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism]] - My heir in modern day! | |||
=== Possible Sinners === | ===Possible Sinners=== | ||
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - You have given me many Knights to fight against Christendom's enemies. Just remember no King is better than the King of Kings. | *[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - You have given me many Knights to fight against Christendom's enemies. Just remember no King is better than the King of Kings. | ||
*[[File:ProtTheo.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy]] - You are a heretic and caused a schism within Christendom that cannot easily be forgiven; but you have spread the Word of Christ to many unexplored corners of the world. <s>And for some reason a lot of your radical followers take my aesthetics</s> | *[[File:ProtTheo.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy]] - You are a heretic and caused a schism within Christendom that cannot easily be forgiven; but you have spread the Word of Christ to many unexplored corners of the world. <s>And for some reason a lot of your radical followers take my aesthetics</s> | ||
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*[[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]] and [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] [[Byzantine Model]] - Sack of Constantinople go brrr. <s>In hindsight, we do regret it deeply, and you were the ones to first call for crusade</s> | *[[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]] and [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] [[Byzantine Model]] - Sack of Constantinople go brrr. <s>In hindsight, we do regret it deeply, and you were the ones to first call for crusade</s> | ||
=== Heretics === | ===Heretics=== | ||
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - MY NEMESIS! I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! | *[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - MY NEMESIS! I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! | ||
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Same as above but modern. <s>I´m not your christian variant, I came before you, HAH!</s> | *[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Same as above but modern. <s>I´m not your christian variant, I came before you, HAH!</s> | ||
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*[[File:Islamic_Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] DEUS VULT HEATHEN PEASANT! | *[[File:Islamic_Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] DEUS VULT HEATHEN PEASANT! | ||
*[[File:Shinto-alt.png]] [[State Shinto]] - SHIMABARA!! NEVER FORGET!! | *[[File:Shinto-alt.png]] [[State Shinto]] - SHIMABARA!! NEVER FORGET!! | ||
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - You wish to destroy Christianity!? HAVE AT THEE! <s>Even though you like me for some reason. Also wtf are Cathars?</s> | *[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - You wish to destroy Christianity!? HAVE AT THEE! <s>Even though you like me for some reason. Also wtf are Cathars?</s> | ||
*[[File:Secular.png]] [[Secularism]] - YOU WANT THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? HOW ABOUT I SEPARATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY INSTEAD!? | *[[File:Secular.png]] [[Secularism]] - YOU WANT THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? HOW ABOUT I SEPARATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY INSTEAD!? | ||
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*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] - Thy earth is only 6000 years old, beat that evoltard! | *[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] - Thy earth is only 6000 years old, beat that evoltard! | ||
*[[File:Cball-Veneto.png]] [[Patchwork|Venetians]] - Mercantile traitor! <s>But thanks for letting me raze [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]][[Byzantine Model|him.]]</s> | *[[File:Cball-Veneto.png]] [[Patchwork|Venetians]] - Mercantile traitor! <s>But thanks for letting me raze [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]][[Byzantine Model|him.]]</s> | ||
*[[File:Positive Christianity.png]] [[Positive Christianity]] - THOU SHAN'T DISGUISE THYSELF AS A BELIEVER, HERETIC! F*ck Prokofiev and Eisenstein for painting me as this heretic. | *[[File:Positive Christianity.png]] [[Positive Christianity]] - THOU SHAN'T DISGUISE THYSELF AS A BELIEVER, HERETIC! F*ck Prokofiev and Eisenstein for painting me as this heretic. <s>We both agree on Jews though</s> | ||
*[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy]] - Pagan scum! | *[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy]] - Pagan scum! | ||
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - We will never forget how you betrayed Christ! | *[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - We will never forget how you betrayed Christ! | ||
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Soytanic Theocracy]] - | *[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Soytanic Theocracy]] - Which one of your eyes do you prefer? | ||
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Bloody JEWS Took the Holy Land from US! | *[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Bloody JEWS Took the Holy Land from US! | ||
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - You had such promise with your war on terror, but you were a ziotard and worked with Saudi heathens. <s>If only Bush were like some of his enemies depicted him as.</s> | *[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - You had such promise with your war on terror, but you were a ziotard and worked with Saudi heathens. <s>If only Bush were like some of his enemies depicted him as.</s> | ||
== Gallery == | ==Gallery== | ||
=== Comics === | ===Comics=== | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
Tbqopj7m98a61.png|u/gravitypressure [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/ktj3iz/clusterfuck_crusades/ Source] | Tbqopj7m98a61.png|u/gravitypressure [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/ktj3iz/clusterfuck_crusades/ Source] | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
=== Portraits and Artwork === | ===Portraits and Artwork=== | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
Crusader.png|Portrait 1 | Crusader.png|Portrait 1 | ||
Latest revision as of 11:30, 22 June 2024
Crusadism is a form of militaristic Christianity that believes in the leadership of Holy Knights or Templars to uphold the beliefs of Christianity and to protect Christendom against all its foes. It was Christianity at the end of a Sword and military governance for all territory claimed by the Catholic Church.
It is not afraid to enact wars and great Crusades to reclaim vital lands, ancient cities, and holy relics that belong rightfully to the Catholic Church. They are loyal to the 
Catholic Theocracy and the Holy Pope who speaks the words of the lord. The leadership of Crusadism within a nation ensures their people are following the holy words of the Bible and keeping away from sinful acts, the whispers of pagan gods, and the false beliefs of other religions such as it's rival 
Islamic Theocracy. Sometimes to ensure the loyalty of it's people, Crusadism must put a sword against their necks or keep their loyalty through kind acts such as helping the poor or the ill.
History
The History of Crusadism starts in 1095 when an alliance between 
Orthodox Theocracy within Byzantium and The Holy Catholic Church was forged to reclaim lost territory in Asian Minor from Islamic Invaders. The Pope would call upon all the Kingdoms of Christendom to send as many Knights and Soldiers as possible to gather and march down to Asia Minor to reclaim territory such as Jerusalem.
And so the First Crusade began!
Monarchs would send Kings and their armies down to reclaim the holy land and for several long years they would fight against the Islamic Hordes until finally in 1099 they would reclaim Jerusalem! Once this was achieved they needed someone to govern the region and keep order. So in 1119 the Knights Templar would be formed as a Catholic Military Organization that would govern Jerusalem and other Asia Minor locations in the name of The Pope.
From that day forth other Templar orders would be formed such as the Knights Hospitaller and the Teutonic Knights. All of them would be the military arm of the Catholic Church and govern over conflicted territory or holy regions and ensure the enemies of Christendom are kept at bay and the people worshipped the Almighty God. Many like the Hospitaller would help take care of the peasants of a region and ensure a city is prosperous and the peasants are happy. The Teutonic Order would be focused on Prussia, The Baltic Region, and Poland and would snuff out all Pagans and slay them with merciless skill.
The Templar Order would be the main force for all crusades and take on all Muslim threats for 4 more crusades. These crusades were a mixed bag as they either ended in great success or horrible defeat. The only successful ones were the First and Third with the second being boring with just one minor city claimed and the Fifth being a failed attempt to conquer Egypt.
People who follow Crusadism prefer not to speak about The Fourth Crusade as it is nicknamed "The Dumb One" for how it led to no retaking of the Holy Land, a lot of ex-communications by a pissed-off Pope, and the sacking of Constantinople by the Crusaders for no real reason except they did not get paid for attacking fellow Christians.
In the end, Jerusalem was lost forever in 1244 and Crusadism kinda went underground with it only existing in the Teutonic Order until finally that order was disbanded. It still exists and could make a comeback someday as many believe Jerusalem shall return under Catholic rule if God Wills it and he shall!
Personality and Behaviour
He is brave and willing to go against any challenge that threatens Christendom or The Pope. He is loyal to his friends and happily serves in hopes of making The Lord proud and earning his place in heaven. He is also charitable to those who are less fortunate to him as he helps the poor and the ill just like Jesus Christ did long ago. With his sword, he becomes a watchful guardian of the lands he occupies and is always ready to serve.
His loyalty to The Catholic Faith sometimes makes him do idiotic things *Cough* Fourth Crusade *Cough*. He is also not the friendliest to those who do not follow Christianity as he gladly draws his sword to fight any Pagan or Muslim that does not submit to the one true lord. His hostility towards non-Christians also draws out a stubborn nature he has as he is not willing to take defeat or surrender as an option and is willing to fight to the brutal end. He may be charitable but he is willing to harm his own peasants if they go down the path of sin.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball,
- Fill it with white,
- Draw a red templar cross,
- Add the eyes and you're done!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
| Red | #FF0000 | 255, 0, 0 | |
Relationships
Brothers in Christ
Catholic Theocracy - I am your Holy Sword to enact Justice and the Lord's Will!
Stratocracy - Only at the edge of a Sword can peace be kept and the Lord's Will be done.
Christian Theocracy - Only Christianity is the salvation of Mankind and must be within everyone's lives.
Reactionary Socialism - The only Christian socialist that truly understands Christ's teachings!
Authoritarian Conservatism - Law and Order through the teachings of Christ.
Integralism - A good friend with a lot of good ideas.
Reactionary Modernism - My heir in modern day!
Possible Sinners
Monarchism - You have given me many Knights to fight against Christendom's enemies. Just remember no King is better than the King of Kings.
Protestant Theocracy - You are a heretic and caused a schism within Christendom that cannot easily be forgiven; but you have spread the Word of Christ to many unexplored corners of the world. And for some reason a lot of your radical followers take my aesthetics
Feudalism - Treat your peasants well and remember who the King of Kings is and we will have no problems.
Clerical Fascism - You are a strange individual but you follow the word of The Lord and serve in his name so I respect you.
Christian Socialism - I thank you for keeping the peasants on the straight and narrow, but you're too peaceful! That won't help us take back the Holy Land.
Orthodox Theocracy and 
Byzantine Model - Sack of Constantinople go brrr. In hindsight, we do regret it deeply, and you were the ones to first call for crusade
Heretics
Islamic Theocracy - MY NEMESIS! I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!
Jihadism - Same as above but modern. I´m not your christian variant, I came before you, HAH!
Black Islamism - Same as above but you're crazy.
Islamic Democracy DEUS VULT HEATHEN PEASANT!
State Shinto - SHIMABARA!! NEVER FORGET!!
Esoteric Fascism - You wish to destroy Christianity!? HAVE AT THEE! Even though you like me for some reason. Also wtf are Cathars?
Secularism - YOU WANT THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? HOW ABOUT I SEPARATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY INSTEAD!?
State Atheism - I will skin you alive!
Primalism - Thy earth is only 6000 years old, beat that evoltard!
Venetians - Mercantile traitor! But thanks for letting me razehim.
Positive Christianity - THOU SHAN'T DISGUISE THYSELF AS A BELIEVER, HERETIC! F*ck Prokofiev and Eisenstein for painting me as this heretic. We both agree on Jews though
Pagan Theocracy - Pagan scum!
Jewish Theocracy - We will never forget how you betrayed Christ!
Soytanic Theocracy - Which one of your eyes do you prefer?
Zionism - Bloody JEWS Took the Holy Land from US!
Neoconservatism - You had such promise with your war on terror, but you were a ziotard and worked with Saudi heathens. If only Bush were like some of his enemies depicted him as.
Gallery
Comics
Portraits and Artwork
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