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<blockquote>DO NOT DELETE THE STUB BANNER! It is there on purpose because of the ideology.</blockquote>
<blockquote>DO NOT DELETE THE STUB BANNER! It is there on purpose because of the ideology.</blockquote>


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  | title        = [[File:Dwarfocracy.png]]<small><small><small>Dwarfocracy</small></small></small>
  | title        = [[File:Dwarfocracy.png]] <small><small><small>Dwarfocracy</small></small></small>
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  | aliases      = Useless - [[File:Fem.png]] {{PCB|Feminism}} <br> Midgetocracy <br> Elfocracy <br> Oompa-Loompa <br> 5'11"ocracy
  | aliases      = Midgetocracy <br> Elfocracy <br> Oompa-Loompa <br> 5'11"ocracy
  | alignments  = [[File:Nonquadrant.png]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|Non-Quadrant]]
  | alignments  = [[File:Nonquadrant.png]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|Non-Quadrant]]
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(USE FOR PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN THIS SYSTEM!)
(USE FOR PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN THIS SYSTEM!)
  | examples    = [[File:Peafeu.png]] [[Peasants Feudalism|Most peasants during the Middle Ages]] <br>  
  | examples    = [[File:Peafeu.png]] [[Peasants Feudalism|Most peasants during the Middle Ages]] <br>  
[[File:Bonaparte.png]] {{PCB|Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte}} (1769-1821) <br>  
[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte]] (1769-1821) <br>  
[[File:Cball-Bolivia.png]] {{PLN|Boliviaball|Bolivia}} (1809-present) <br>  
[[File:Cball-Bolivia.png]] {{PLN|Boliviaball|Bolivia}} (1809-present) <br>  
[[File:airplane.png]] {{PCB|Capitalism|William E. Boeing}} (1881-1956) <br>  
[[File:airplane.png]] [[Capitalism|William E. Boeing]] (1881-1956) <br>  
[[File:Cball-Indonesia.png]] {{PLN|Indonesiaball|Indonesia}} (1945-present) <br>  
[[File:Cball-Indonesia.png]] {{PLN|Indonesiaball|Indonesia}} (1945-present) <br>  
[[File:Basedism.png]] [[Basedism|Hasbulla Magomedov]] (2003-present)<br>  
[[File:Basedism.png]] [[Basedism|Hasbulla Magomedov]] (2003-present)<br>  
[[file:Lula.png]] [[Lulism|Luis Inacio Lula da Silva]] (1945-present)<br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW|Mara Altman]] (?-present)
[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW|Mara Altman]] (?-present)
[[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] '''PCB''' {{Collapse|
[[File:NBrioball.png]] [[N.Brioism|N.Brio da Zuera]] (2006-present)<br>
[[User:FargothGares|FargothGares]] (2007-present) <br>
}}
(Feel free to add any short person (5'7" or lower for men, 5'2" or lower for women) you find)
(Feel free to add any short person (5'7" or lower for men, 5'2" or lower for women) you find)
  | likes        = Short people <br> 🚪Doors (because [[File:Giantocracy.png]] Giantocracy always bumps into them) <br> Limbo
  | likes        = Short people <br> 🚪Doors (because [[File:Giantocracy.png]] Giantocracy always bumps into them) <br> Limbo
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======Friends======
======Friends======
* [[File:Bonaparte.png]] <small><small><small> {{PCB|Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte}} - He shows that short people are superior!</small></small></small>
* [[File:Bonaparte.png]] <small><small><small> [[Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte]] - He shows that short people are superior!</small></small></small>
[[File:Bonaparte.png]] - Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)
[[File:Bonaparte.png]] - Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)
* [[File:Skinny.png]] <small><small><small> [[Malthusocracy]] - Not eating food makes people shorter, so I guess you're based.</small></small></small>
*<small><small><small> Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.</small></small></small>
*<small><small><small> Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.</small></small></small>
* [[File:Youth.png]] <small><small><small> [[Jeunism]] - Children are shorter, so based. </small></small></small>
* [[File:Youth.png]] <small><small><small> [[Jeunism]] - Children are shorter, so based. </small></small></small>
* [[File:Gero.png]] <small><small><small> {{PCB|Gerontocracy}} - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based. </small></small></small>
* [[File:Gero.png]] <small><small><small> [[Gerontocracy]] - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based. </small></small></small>
* [[File:1511384.png]] <small><small><small> [[1511384ism]] - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth! </small></small></small>
* [[File:1511384.png]] <small><small><small> [[1511384ism]] - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth! </small></small></small>


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* [[File:Santa.png]] <small><small><small> [[Santaism]] - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!</small></small></small>
* [[File:Santa.png]] <small><small><small> [[Santaism]] - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!</small></small></small>
* [[File:Giantocracy.png]] <small><small><small> [[Giantocracy]] - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!</small></small></small>
* [[File:Giantocracy.png]] <small><small><small> [[Giantocracy]] - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!</small></small></small>
* [[File:Ford.png]] <small><small><small> {{PCB|Fordism}} - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"</small></small></small>
* [[File:Ford.png]] <small><small><small> [[Fordism]] - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"</small></small></small>
* [[File:Tallblock.png]] <small><small><small>[[Tall Blockism]] - Long Blockism rotated.</small></small></small>
* [[File:Tallblock.png]] <small><small><small>[[Tall Blockism]] - Long Blockism rotated.</small></small></small>


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======Navigation======
======Navigation======
{{NonQuad}}
[[Category:Government systems]]

Latest revision as of 18:59, 17 September 2024

DO NOT DELETE THE STUB BANNER! It is there on purpose because of the ideology.


Dwarfocracy is a joke ideology that believes the shortest person in a country should rule.

Personality

Dwarfocracy is extremely short, with a measly height of only 1 inch tall. Dwarfocracy loves playing limbo, as you have to either be extremely short or extremely flexible to win. Dwarfocracy is the enemy of Giantocracy.

How to Draw

  1. Draw a tiny circle
  2. Divide the circle into 3 vertical sections
  3. Fill the left and right sections with orange
  4. Draw the number 5 in the middle section (for the joke that anyone under 6 feet is short)
  5. Add the eyes and you are done!

Friends

- Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)

  • Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.
  • Jeunism - Children are shorter, so based.
  • Gerontocracy - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based.
  • 1511384ism - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth!
Frenemies
  • Long Blockism - Super short heightwise, but super long horizontally. and if you are rotated 90 degrees, you are extremely tall.
Enemies
  • Santaism - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!
  • Giantocracy - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!
  • Fordism - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"
  • Tall Blockism - Long Blockism rotated.
External Links

*List of Shortest People
Mara Altman: There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short

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