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[[File:Shapiroism.png]] Ben Shapiro Fan <br>
[[File:Shapiroism.png]] Ben Shapiro Fan <br>
[[File:16384kak.png]] LITERALLY [[16384ism|PERSON #16384]]!!!!! (accused by [[File:SerbSoc.png]] [[Serbian Socialism]], [[File:Bsaheedism-icon.png]] [[Bsaheed Thought]], [[File:Altem.png]] [[Altemism]] and many other self-inserts)
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[[File:Altleft.png]] [[Alt-Left|Leftists]] <br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW|SJWs]] <br>
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'''Averagist Conservatism''' is an averagist variant of conservatism, specifically American conservatism. Averagist Conservatism believes in literally everything FOX News, the New York Post and the Daily Wire says, and also believes Donald Trump is Jesus. Averagist Conservatism also believes everyone should have the exact same conservative values as himself. However, unlike regular [[File:Averagism.png]] [[Averagism]], Averagist Conservatism does not follow [[File:Communalist.png]] {{PCB|Communalism}} or any leftist school of economics, believing them to be "Literally the Union of Satanic SJW Regulations." Instead, Averagist Conservatism follows the [[File:Chilib.png]] {{PCB|Chicago School}} of economics, and literally screeches when someone proposes any kind of welfare system.
'''Averagist Conservatism''' is an averagist variant of conservatism, specifically American conservatism. Averagist Conservatism believes in literally everything FOX News, the New York Post and the Daily Wire says, and also believes Donald Trump is Jesus. Averagist Conservatism also believes everyone should have the exact same conservative values as himself. However, unlike regular [[File:Averagism.png]] [[Averagism]], Averagist Conservatism does not follow [[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism]] or any leftist school of economics, believing them to be "Literally the Union of Satanic SJW Regulations." Instead, Averagist Conservatism follows the [[File:Chilib.png]] [[Chicago School]] of economics, and literally screeches when someone proposes any kind of welfare system.


==Personality==
==Personality==
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===Friends===
===Friends===


*[[File:Trumpism.png]] {{PCB|Trumpism}} - ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
*[[File:Shapiroism.png]] {{PCB|Shapiroism}} - I love watching Ben Shapiro DESTROYING the libs with facts and logic!
*[[File:Shapiroism.png]] [[Shapiroism]] - I love watching Ben Shapiro DESTROYING the libs with facts and logic!
*[[File:AmericaNat.png]] [[American Nationalism]] - AMERICA #1!
*[[File:AmericaNat.png]] [[American Nationalism]] - AMERICA #1!
*[[File:Antisjw.png]] {{PCB|Alt-Lite#Anti-SJW|Anti-SJW}} - I love watching SJW cringe compilations on YouTube!
*[[File:Antisjw.png]] [[Alt-Lite#Anti-SJW|Anti-SJW]] - I love watching SJW cringe compilations on YouTube!
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] {{PCB|Paleoconservatism}} - Stop occasionally ranting about Jews, but other than that, you're based!
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - Stop occasionally ranting about Jews, but other than that, you're based!
*[[File:Conserv.png]] {{PCB|Conservatism}} - Based and redpilled!
*[[File:Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism]] - Based and redpilled!
*[[File:Chilib.png]] {{PCB|Chicago School}} - The best economic school of thought!
*[[File:Chilib.png]] [[Chicago School]] - The best economic school of thought!
*[[File:Neobert.png]] {{PCB|Neo-Libertarianism}} - The most based neoliberal ideology out there!
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - The most based neoliberal ideology out there!
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] {{PCB|Libertarianism}} - DON'T TREAD ON ME!
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - DON'T TREAD ON ME!
*[[File:Cap.png]] {{PCB|Capitalism}} - I may not like D*sney, but capitalism is still objectively the best economic system out there!
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - I may not like D*sney, but capitalism is still objectively the best economic system out there!
*[[File:Blackcon.png]] [[Black Conservatism]] and [[File:Confem.png]] {{PCB|Conservative Feminism}} - See? We don't hate women or black people!
*[[File:Blackcon.png]] [[Black Conservatism]] and [[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism]] - See? We don't hate women or black people!


===Frenemies===
===Frenemies===


*[[File:Fuentesism.png]] [[Fuentesism]] - You are also based, but you seriously need to stop talking about Jews and race realism. It's really bad for PR.
*[[File:Fuentesism.png]] [[Fuentesism]] - You are also based, but you seriously need to stop talking about Jews and race realism. It's really bad for PR.
*[[File:Altl.png]] {{PCB|Alt-Lite}} - SJW cringe compilations are based, but you REALLY need to stop hanging out with [[File:Altr.png]] him. We don't want everyone think we're literal Nazis, do we?
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - SJW cringe compilations are based, but you REALLY need to stop hanging out with [[File:Altr.png]] him. We don't want everyone think we're literal Nazis, do we?
*[[File:Trumpg.png]] [[Trumpgender MAGAsexual Pride]] - Wait, what?
*[[File:Trumpg.png]] [[Trumpgender MAGAsexual Pride]] - Wait, what?
*[[File:Necon.png]] {{PCB|Neoconservatism}} - Fake conservative, but at least we both hate communism!
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Fake conservative, but at least we both hate communism!
*[[File:Christy.png]] {{PCB|Christian Theocracy}} - God is fighting for us, pushing back the darkness! <s>But why do you say that worshiping Trump is heretical? And wdym helping the poor is a Christian belief? Are you some kind of communist?</s>
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - God is fighting for us, pushing back the darkness! <s>But why do you say that worshiping Trump is heretical? And wdym helping the poor is a Christian belief? Are you some kind of communist?</s>
*[[File:Averagism.png]] [[Averagism]] - Everyone should be conservative, but why are you economically left-wing?
*[[File:Averagism.png]] [[Averagism]] - Everyone should be conservative, but why are you economically left-wing?


===Enemies===
===Enemies===


*[[File:Lib.png]] {{PCB|Liberalism}} - THOSE DARN LIBERALS, DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY!
*[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - THOSE DARN LIBERALS, DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY!
**[[File:Lib.png]] - Do you even know what a liberal is?
**[[File:Lib.png]] - Do you even know what a liberal is?
***[[File:AveCon.png]] - ...
***[[File:AveCon.png]] - ...
*[[File:Brazlib.png]] [[Brazilian Liberalism]] - Same as above, but atleast he don't live in USA
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]] - Time to DESTROY you with FACTS and LOGIC!
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]] - Time to DESTROY you with FACTS and LOGIC!
*[[File:Bidenism.png]] [[Bidenism]] - LET'S GO BRANDON!
*[[File:Bidenism.png]] [[Bidenism]] - LET'S GO BRANDON!
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*[[File:Obamium.png]] [[Obamaism]] - Literally the antichrist!
*[[File:Obamium.png]] [[Obamaism]] - Literally the antichrist!
*[[File:Satoba.png]] [[Antichristic Obamaism]] - Actually the antichrist!
*[[File:Satoba.png]] [[Antichristic Obamaism]] - Actually the antichrist!
*[[File:BarrCom.png]] {{PCB|Barracks Communism}} - See? Obama is literally a communist!
*[[File:BarrCom.png]] [[Barracks Communism]] - See? Obama is literally a communist!
*[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism]] - BETTER DEAD THAN RED!
*[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism]] - BETTER DEAD THAN RED!
*[[File:Altr.png]] {{PCB|Alt-Right}} - I SWEAR I'M NOT YOU!
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - I SWEAR I'M NOT YOU!
*[[File:WhiteNat.png]] {{PCB|White Nationalism}} - I DENOUNCE WHITE NATIONALISTS,
*[[File:WhiteNat.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - I DENOUNCE WHITE NATIONALISTS,
*[[File:Fash.png]] {{PCB|Fascism}} - FASCISTS,
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - FASCISTS,
*[[File:KKK Alt.png]] [[Klansmanism]] - THE KKK,
*[[File:KKK Alt.png]] [[Klansmanism]] - THE KKK,
*[[File:Nazi.png]] {{PCB|Nazism}} - AND THE NAZIS!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - AND THE NAZIS!
*[[File:Merid.png]] [[Meridionalism]] - fake Conservative, Just a Wolf in Sheep clothing
*[[File:Merid.png]] [[Meridionalism]] - fake Conservative, Just a Wolf in Sheeps clothing
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[[Category:Right Unity]]
[[Category:Conservatives]]
[[Category:Conservatives]]
[[Category:Capitalists]]
[[Category:Capitalists]]
[[Category:Jokes]]
[[Category:Jokes]]

Latest revision as of 19:05, 5 September 2024


Averagist Conservatism is an averagist variant of conservatism, specifically American conservatism. Averagist Conservatism believes in literally everything FOX News, the New York Post and the Daily Wire says, and also believes Donald Trump is Jesus. Averagist Conservatism also believes everyone should have the exact same conservative values as himself. However, unlike regular Averagism, Averagist Conservatism does not follow Communalism or any leftist school of economics, believing them to be "Literally the Union of Satanic SJW Regulations." Instead, Averagist Conservatism follows the Chicago School of economics, and literally screeches when someone proposes any kind of welfare system.

Personality

Averagist Conservatism acts like a stereotypical conservative that watches too much FOX News and always rants about SJWs and socialism. Averagist Conservatism can never be seen without a MAGA hat.

Averagist Conservatism can also be seen driving trucks with numerous right-wing political slogans on them.

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

  • Fuentesism - You are also based, but you seriously need to stop talking about Jews and race realism. It's really bad for PR.
  • Alt-Lite - SJW cringe compilations are based, but you REALLY need to stop hanging out with him. We don't want everyone think we're literal Nazis, do we?
  • Trumpgender MAGAsexual Pride - Wait, what?
  • Neoconservatism - Fake conservative, but at least we both hate communism!
  • Christian Theocracy - God is fighting for us, pushing back the darkness! But why do you say that worshiping Trump is heretical? And wdym helping the poor is a Christian belief? Are you some kind of communist?
  • Averagism - Everyone should be conservative, but why are you economically left-wing?

Enemies

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