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Latest revision as of 19:05, 5 September 2024
Averagist Conservatism is an averagist variant of conservatism, specifically American conservatism. Averagist Conservatism believes in literally everything FOX News, the New York Post and the Daily Wire says, and also believes Donald Trump is Jesus. Averagist Conservatism also believes everyone should have the exact same conservative values as himself. However, unlike regular 
Averagism, Averagist Conservatism does not follow 
Communalism or any leftist school of economics, believing them to be "Literally the Union of Satanic SJW Regulations." Instead, Averagist Conservatism follows the 
Chicago School of economics, and literally screeches when someone proposes any kind of welfare system.
Personality
Averagist Conservatism acts like a stereotypical conservative that watches too much FOX News and always rants about SJWs and socialism. Averagist Conservatism can never be seen without a MAGA hat.
Averagist Conservatism can also be seen driving trucks with numerous right-wing political slogans on them.
Relationships
Friends
Trumpism - ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Shapiroism - I love watching Ben Shapiro DESTROYING the libs with facts and logic!- File:AmericaNat.png American Nationalism - AMERICA #1!
Anti-SJW - I love watching SJW cringe compilations on YouTube!
Paleoconservatism - Stop occasionally ranting about Jews, but other than that, you're based!
Conservatism - Based and redpilled!
Chicago School - The best economic school of thought!
Neo-Libertarianism - The most based neoliberal ideology out there!
Libertarianism - DON'T TREAD ON ME!
Capitalism - I may not like D*sney, but capitalism is still objectively the best economic system out there!
Black Conservatism and 
Conservative Feminism - See? We don't hate women or black people!
Frenemies
Fuentesism - You are also based, but you seriously need to stop talking about Jews and race realism. It's really bad for PR.
Alt-Lite - SJW cringe compilations are based, but you REALLY need to stop hanging out with 
him. We don't want everyone think we're literal Nazis, do we?
Trumpgender MAGAsexual Pride - Wait, what?
Neoconservatism - Fake conservative, but at least we both hate communism!
Christian Theocracy - God is fighting for us, pushing back the darkness! But why do you say that worshiping Trump is heretical? And wdym helping the poor is a Christian belief? Are you some kind of communist?
Averagism - Everyone should be conservative, but why are you economically left-wing?
Enemies
Liberalism - THOSE DARN LIBERALS, DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY!
- - Do you even know what a liberal is?
- ...
Brazilian Liberalism - Same as above, but atleast he don't live in USA
SJW - Time to DESTROY you with FACTS and LOGIC!
Bidenism - LET'S GO BRANDON!
Hyperborea Bidenism - See? I told you that Joe Biden was literally a white supremacist!
Obamaism - Literally the antichrist!- File:Satoba.png Antichristic Obamaism - Actually the antichrist!
Barracks Communism - See? Obama is literally a communist!
Communism - BETTER DEAD THAN RED!- Alt-Right - I SWEAR I'M NOT YOU!
White Nationalism - I DENOUNCE WHITE NATIONALISTS,
Fascism - FASCISTS,
Klansmanism - THE KKK,
Nazism - AND THE NAZIS!
Meridionalism - fake Conservative, Just a Wolf in Sheeps clothing
