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|aliases = [[File:Cwcball.png]] [[CWC Model]]<br> [[File:Kak.png]] Online Kakistocracy
|aliases = [[File:Cwcball.png]] [[CWC Model]]<br> [[File:Kak.png]] Online Kakistocracy
|influences = [[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]]<br> [[File:Autism.png]] Autism (mostly)<br> [[File:Schizocracy.png]] [[Schizocracy]] (some)<br> [[File:Troll.png]] [[Satirism|Trollerism]] (some, accused)<br>
|influences = [[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]]<br> [[File:Autism.png]] Autism (mostly)<br> [[File:Schizocracy.png]] [[Schizocracy]] (some)<br> [[File:Troll.png]] [[Satirism|Trollerism]] (some, accused)<br>
|influenced = [[File:Cwcball.png]] [[CWC Model]]<br> Polcompball users who were/are Lolcows:{{collapse|
|influenced =  
[[File:16384ism.png]] [[Neo-Bee Movie Scriptism|16384ism]]<br> [[File:Brazlib.png]] [[Brazilian Liberalism]] (initially, now opposed to the general idea)<br> [[File:Uslib.png]] [[DECBism]]<br>[[File:Jeff1123.png]] [[Bee Movie Scriptism|Jeff1123 Thought]]<br>[[File:Mugi.png]] [[Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism]]<br> [[File:NBrioball.png]] [[N.Brioism]]<br> [[File:Volker.png]] [[Volker41ism]]<br>
[[File:Cwcball.png]] [[CWC Model]]<br>
}}
[[File:Uslib.png]] [[DECBism]]<br>
[[File:Galaxy2.png]] [[Galaxy Thought]]<br>
[[File:NBrioball.png]] [[N.Brioism]]<br>  
[[File:Postcamel.png]] [[Post-Camelism]]<br>
[[File:Volker.png]] [[Volker41ism]]<br>
'''Formerly'''<br>
[[File:DistribReact.png]] [[Distributist Reactionaryism]]<ref>Graduated from lolcow status</ref><br>
[[File:Mugi.png]] [[Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism]]<ref>Banned from FPCB</ref><br>
|likes = Being the center of the attention<br> Being mocked<br> Dumbness<br> Autism
|likes = Being the center of the attention<br> Being mocked<br> Dumbness<br> Autism
|dislikes = Trolls (most of the time)<br>  
|dislikes = Trolls (most of the time)<br>  
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**[[File:Anticap.png]] Anti-Capitalism
**[[File:Anticap.png]] Anti-Capitalism
**[[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]]
**[[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]]
**[[File:GrayNat.png]] [[Mulatto Nationalism]]
**[[File:Positive Christianity.png]] [[Positive Christianity]]
**[[File:RevRacism.png]] [[Racial Nationalism|Revolutionary Racism]]
**[[File:RevRacism.png]] [[Racial Nationalism|Revolutionary Racism]]
**[[File:Turner.png]] [[Turnerism]]
**[[File:Zoo.png]] [[Sexocracy|Zoophilia]]
**[[File:Zoo.png]] [[Sexocracy|Zoophilia]]
}}
*'''[[File:Edelexian MLM.png]] Aperson14 Thought/[[File:Galaxy2.png]] Galaxy Thought''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:BERNHEism.png]] [[Neoliberalism|BERNHEism]] (Initially)
**[[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] (Briefly)
**[[File:Councom.png]] [[Council Communism]] (Currently)
**[[File:Edelex.png]] [[Neo-Edelexianism|Edelexianism]]
**[[File:Ethcac.png]] [[Ethnocacerism]]
**[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism]]
**[[File:Natan.png]] [[National Anarchism]] (For three hours)
**[[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism]] (For three hours)
**[[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionarism]] (Briefly)
**[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|”New Conservatism”]] (Briefly)
**[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] (Briefly)
**[[File:Postleft.png]] [[Post-Leftism]] (Briefly)
**[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Traoism]] [[File:Trans.png]]
**[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] (Briefly)
}}
}}
*[[File:Uslib.png]] '''DECBism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Uslib.png]] '''DECBism''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Anti-Arab.png]] Anti-Arab Sentiment
**[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] (denied by Dony himself)
**[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]]
**[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]
**[[File:N-REDACTED.png]] Niggerism
**[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism]]<ref>He’s a fucking bot.</ref>
**[[File:DeathWatch.png]] Pro-Death Penalty
**[[File:DeathWatch.png]] Pro-Death Penalty
**[[File:Circulus.png]] [[Circulus Theory|Coprophilia]] (Accused by [[File:Étikus.png]] Julius Maximus Étikus)
**[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]]
}}
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<blockquote>''Main article:'' [[File:Volker.png]] [[Volker41ism]].</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Main article:'' [[File:Volker.png]] [[Volker41ism]].</blockquote>
{{Quote|quote=“The kikes cannot control me — because I am — Aryan and I resisted and this is why — they are sending the — trolls to harass me and silence me, and its also because of the fact that — I’m Pro-Palestine.”|speaker=[[File:Volker.png]] [[Volker41ism|P. “Volker41” Schäfer]]}}
{{Quote|quote=“The kikes cannot control me — because I am — Aryan and I resisted and this is why — they are sending the — trolls to harass me and silence me, and its also because of the fact that — I’m Pro-Palestine.”|speaker=[[File:Volker.png]] [[Volker41ism|P. “Volker41” Schäfer]]}}
Volker41ism advocates for the rejection of anything perceived as detrimental to the collective welfare of the White Aryan Volk, emphasizing the importance of promoting what is deemed beneficial for their common good. According to Volker41ism, a Nation is defined by both the Volk—the people united by a shared race or ethnicity—and the territory they inhabit. This concept posits that the strength and unity of a Nation-State derive from a cohesive racial and cultural identity.
Central to Volker41ism is the assertion that race and ethnicity are tangible and significant aspects of national identity, essential for maintaining a robust and unified Nation-State. The ideology argues that attempts to undermine these identities, often through the promotion of diversity, are orchestrated by groups like the Jews to weaken strong, racially united Nation-States that are resistant to corruption and control.
In addition to cultural unity, Volker41ism supports the idea of a strong state that defends the Volk against both external and internal threats, while also ensuring the welfare of its people. It advocates for industrialization as a necessary progression for human civilization, believing that a powerful industrial base strengthens a Nation's ability to safeguard the common good of its Volk.


Furthermore, Volker41ism values the preservation of nature and tradition, though it stops short of full advocacy for anarcho-primitivism, recognizing industrialization as integral to national strength and development. Overall, Volker41ism promotes the concept of a unified, strong Nation-State founded upon racial unity, cultural cohesion, industrial prowess, and state protectionism.
[[File:Volker.png]] '''Volker41''' is a latinx brown natsoc that the Free Polcompball community knows and loves. He frequently spends his time on the Discord server talking about hating the Jews and supporting Palestine and how Jesus was aryan or something, Idk. Volker is also known for getting unfunny slop on the server starboard, though his cult following will likely try to convince you otherwise.


Volker41ism proposes an economic system that transcends both capitalism and communism, viewing both ideologies as manipulated by what it perceives as the negative influence of Jewish interests. This ideology identifies Jews as the primary adversaries of the White Volk, defining Volk as the collective people.
Common Volker behavior would include proclaiming that he is white (his ethnic makeup is 25% Dutch, 25% Spanish, 25% Italian, and 25% redskin) despite living in Colombia. He also may have watched too much Europa: The Last Battle; he believes that Hitler was a wholesome anti-racist and loved shitskins or smth. Volker’s hatred of Jews apparently comes from the fact that he was molested by a Jew when he was 10 years old.


A core tenet of Volker41ism is its strong opposition to usury and interest rates, advocating for the complete abolition of any profits not directly earned through honest labor. The ideology condemns speculators, exploitative money lenders, and other individuals deemed detrimental to the Nation's welfare through their pursuit of personal gain at the expense of others.
Volker has also been accused of watching child pornography (due to his unhealthy obsession with Madoka Magica) and beastiality ever since Polcompball user HEW introduced him to My Little Pony. Well, the latter may be true. Due to these reasons, the Free Polcompball Discord server commonly refers to him as a lolcow, but he believes that the users who make fun of him are trolls sent by Mossad/the CIA.
 
Volker41ism calls for punitive measures against these perceived economic criminals, proposing their confinement to facilities where they would engage in productive labor for the betterment of the Nation, the Volk, and the State. This approach aligns with the ideology's broader goal of ensuring that all economic activities contribute positively to the collective interests of the Volk and its state apparatus.
 
Volker41ism views the State as a necessary instrument whose primary purpose is to safeguard the common welfare of the White Aryan Volk residing within the Volkerborean White ethnostate. It perceives the State not as inherently good or bad, but as a crucial mechanism for ensuring the well-being and continuity of the Volk.
 
Within this ideology, White women are held in high regard and deemed essential for the survival and cohesion of the White race. They are seen as integral to the family unit that forms the foundation of both the Volk and the Nation. While emphasizing their natural role as mothers due to their nurturing qualities, Volker41ism also advocates for the recognition and protection of women's rights. It vehemently opposes misogyny, attributing such attitudes to what it identifies as Jewish influence, citing contrasts between the Talmud's treatment of women and historical European societies that purportedly offered better treatment.
 
Volker41ism asserts that any form of misogyny is not only detrimental to women but also runs counter to the interests of the White race as a whole. It maintains that a respectful and supportive stance towards White women is crucial for preserving and advancing the Volk and its cultural integrity within the ethnostate framework.


===Dony/Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser===
===Dony/Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser===
{{Quote|quote=“Even doe im not genocidal for wanting Total Communists Death.”|speaker=[[File:Uslib.png]] [[DECBism|Dony N. Larson]]}}
{{Quote|quote=“NO DONY!”|speaker=[[File:Uslib.png]] [[DECBism|Dony N. Larson]]}}
{{Quote|quote=“DECB wants a market liberal economic system but with some aspects of the current government, he wants to establish more liberal policies, etc. DECB wants to establish a Market Liberal government, and which takes inspiration from Abraham Lincoln, Liberal Democracy, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Harry S. Truman, etc, also a multi-party government and capitalist.”|speaker=[[File:Uslib.png]] [[DECBism|Dony N. Larson]]}}
[[File:Uslib.png]] '''Dony''', also known as '''DarkEggChocolateBowser''', is an infamous user of Free Polcompball due to his often annoying and copycat personality, his love for creating low-quality pages (most of the time they are copied from the other wikis or they are just a single paragraph), as well as his black-and-white view of the world regarding politics. He got the nickname "Dony" after misspelling the word "don't" after being warned of another "Donyless Hour"<ref>A slang when the mods mute DECB for few hours due to his annoyance</ref>. The full phrase was "no don't" with capslock on.  
DECBism supports Universal Healthcare, believing that governments should ensure the welfare of their citizens.


DECBism strongly favors Liberal Democracy, despite its flaws, considering it the best form of government. Civil liberties, especially freedom of expression, are highly valued. DECBism opposes both the Far-Left and the Far-Right, such as neo-Nazis and the alt-right, as they threaten Liberal Democratic institutions and seek to oppress people.
There are many rumors and controversies involving DECB, one of these theories claimed DECB might actually be an alternative account of [[File:Mugi.png]] MugiKotobuki larping as a [[File:Lib.png]] liberal. This theory started because many pointed out the fact that, at the time, DECB was creating many pages of far-right ideologies and his "people opnions" sections only had far-right ideologues (ranging from politicians to activists, dictators, war criminals and school shooters). But after many accusations got him to remove '''most''' people who were in his page. [[file:Image_2024-04-27_163822623.png|thumb]]
Other rumor was that he is a pedophile because of a screenshot with Galaxy where DECB asked what they age his, and after Galaxy claimed he was 10, DECB posted a photo of two mens kissing. Though some claim this screenshot was fake, and this include [[File:Gbnl.png]] MrNoNonsense (the creator of the [[Anti-Dony Aktion]]) who admitted this screenshot was fake.


DECBism sees Federalism positively, allowing better local governance and representation, but believes states should retain meaningful powers to avoid conflicts with federal authority.
===Galaxy===
{{Quote|quote=“Nietzsche isn't a nihilist?”|speaker=[[File:Galaxy2.png]] [[Galaxy Thought|Andy Shopton/Androthy Sue-Miguel Galaxious-Alstūd/Lexi Edelstein]]}}


DECBism personally prefers a Republic but could accept a monarchy led by an exceptionally caring and capable leader.
[[File:Galaxy2.png]] '''Andrew Galaxious''' [[File:Edelexian MLM.png]], also known as Aperson14, Sue, Edelex, or simply just '''Galaxy''', is a Peruvian-Canadian user on Free Polcompball commonly known for ideology shopping (more information on that is on the [[File:Ismism_Icon.png]] [[Ismism]] page). Xhe goes by xhe/xer pronouns due to Galaxy being transgender, so please respect them for a more friendly and engaging community. Galaxy is also commonly called Edelex, referencing another Free Polcompball user, due to their uncanny similarities.


DECBism dismisses Anarchism as impractical due to inevitable power struggles and the need for governance and laws to maintain societal order.
Besides ideology shopping, Galaxy is also known for xer unusual activities on the Free Polcompball Discord server and its associate servers. Such activities would be xer sexually fantasizing about Albertan oil drillers or when Galaxy has posted selfies of xerself with the caption that xhe is “plapping to myself”. Some worse cases would be when Galaxy has indirectly stated that xhe wanted to fuck xer sister, or when xhe sent a pornographic gif to a 11 year old boy from Czechia named Nate Higgers. Due to these activities and many more, Galaxy is commonly referred to as a lolcow.


DECBism supports NATO as a defensive alliance against threats like the Cold War-era "red terror," particularly backing NATO's stance against Russia to support Ukraine's potential membership.
Oh, and Galaxy disguised as Quark to ERP with Yugo, that’s the real truth.


DECBism condemns North Korea's oppressive regime under the Kim Dynasty and supports South Korea.
===Cholera Camel===
{{Quote|quote= “I agree!”|speaker=[[File:Postcamel.png]] [[Post-Camelism|Cholera Camel]]}}


DECBism criticizes the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), particularly figures like Chen Quanguo and Xi Jinping, while sympathizing with Taiwan's Pan-Green parties and opposing the CCP's influence.
[[File:Postcamel.png]] '''Cholera Camel''' is a massive faggot and an active user of the Free Polcompball Discord server. WIP.


DECBism views Russia negatively under Putin's rule, citing corruption and opposes Russian interference in Ukraine, advocating for Ukraine's NATO and EU membership and supporting anti-war movements in Russia.
===Volt===
Volt is a Free Polcompball user introduced to the Discord server by Jefbol. Apparently he’s quite retarded, and tried to back the argument that the stone age had private property with The Flintstones, which has a record of 29 stars on the starboard. (Jefbol, please add more information to this)


Dony N. Larson believes that individuals with autism do not deserve discrimination, viewing autism as a normal variation. Dony, who has autism himself, advocates for increased support and decreased discrimination towards people with autism, emphasizing their fundamental humanity.
==Former Polcompball Lolcows==
===Jeff1123===
===OUR LORD AND SAVIOR LUÍS MIGUEL===
{{Quote|quote=“I would prefer the Nazi side than the skibidi side”|speaker=[[File:DistribReact.png]] [[Distributist Reactionaryism|Luís Miguel Olivera da Silva]]}}


Regarding LGBTQ+ rights, Dony asserts that LGBTQ+ individuals deserve equal human rights, including protection from discrimination, violence, and harassment. Dony highlights the importance of governments and societies recognizing and safeguarding these rights, promoting a culture of respect and inclusion regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity.
[[File:DistribReact.png]] '''Luís Miguel Olivera da Silva''' is <s>an effeminate shameless sodomite homofascist transvestite</s> a Brazilian Polcompball user and he is literally GOD. He was a brave kid who stood against the lies of the nazifascists, the heretics, and commies to defend his favela traditions of the jungle. It is prophesied that one day, Luís Miguel will come down from the heavens as a savior of the monkey race and smite the shameless montagers back to hell where they came from.


In terms of religion, Dony, a Christian, supports various religions such as Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, and others (excluding Satanism). Dony believes in religious freedom but suggests that states should decide whether to implement religious laws. Dony respects the rights of Protestants, Orthodox believers, Pagans, and others to practice their faith freely, except for cults and specifically denounces Satanic, death cults, or terrorist groups, advocating for their prohibition due to safety concerns.
Luís Miguel was also a man of science, only using the non-montaged archives of wikipedia.org and knowing what dinosaurs are. He also spoke out against the false prints, summoning his mother to unleash his wrath on the Free Polcompball server when they were disguising as him. Do not believe the lies that he is pagan, homosexual, or communist, for that is <s>true</s> completely montaged.


Dony emphasizes the critical importance of environmental protection, asserting that failure to protect the environment will result in planetary destruction and suffering. Dony advocates for minimizing pollution and safeguarding the environment for future generations.
In addition to being a man of science, Luís Miguel was a very religious man, believing in the catholic tradition of child marriage and singlehandedly touched all the 330,000 kids in France. As Luis once said: “I wanna fuck the shit out of her”. And finally, Luís Miguel was also an artist, drawing around half of the emojis for the Free Polcompball server, and additionally also once drew shameless sodomites burning in hell.


Dony strongly supports gender equality and feminism, appreciating the positive aspects of feminism while condemning extremist views that advocate violence or oppression against men. Dony champions women's rights, advocating for their autonomy and the freedom to pursue various roles, whether as nuns, businesswomen, or even Prime Ministers.
===Leninisbased556===
{{Quote|quote=“Whoa”|speaker=[[File:LeninisBasedsmall.png]] [[Stalinism|Whoacel]]}}


===Galaxy===
[[File:LeninisBasedsmall.png]] '''Leninisbased556''' was a <s>retarded mongoloid</s> former PCB/PCBA user before the split between Free Polcompball and Polcompball Wikitide. Despite being an older user than all of the other lolcows on this page, his infamous breakdown would leave a profound impact on Free Polcompball culture. WIP (Jefbol you better work on this)
{{Quote|quote=“Nietzsche isn't a nihilist?”|speaker=[[File:Galaxy2.png]] [[Galaxy Thought|Andy Shopton/Androthy Sue-Miguel Galaxious-Alstūd/Lexi Edelstein]]}}


===MugiKotobuki8814===
===MugiKotobuki8814===
{{Quote|quote=“How about yes, I invite you to my couple, I would like to be your couple. Please.”|speaker=[[File:MugiIRL.png]] [[Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism|Larry “Mugi” McGoon]]}}
{{Quote|quote=“How about yes, I invite you to my couple, I would like to be your couple. Please.”|speaker=[[File:MugiIRL.png]] [[Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism|Larry “Mugi” McGoon]]}}


===Aaron Carter===
==Notes==
{{Quote|quote= “Oh no. I see myself ending up here [as a lolcow].”|speaker=[[File:Zell.png]] [[Zelligism|Aaron Carter]]}}
 
==Former Polcompball Lolcows==
===Jeff1123===
===Killer Kitty===
===Lenin is Based===
{{Quote|quote=“Whoa”|speaker=[[File:LeninisBasedsmall.png]] [[Stalinism|Whoacel]]}}
 
===Person 16384===
 
You can add more Lolcows in this page. Being them former or currently, Lolcows are the same.
[[Category:Meta Pages]]
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Latest revision as of 17:53, 28 June 2024

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"I'll be done any day now!" - Still-Being-Drawnism

This page is not done yet and may still contain inaccurate information or miss important details.


“Did I cook? But anyways, do you guys think I cooked?”


“LEGAL DISCLAIMER!!! Volker41ism is a 100% legal ideology that rejects any form of violence. Volker41 is not legally responsible for what trolls might do or say while pretending to either be him or support him. Volker41 himself would never engage in any acts of violence and seeks the common good only through legal activism and writing.”


Lolcowism is not an ideology, but rather a term for internet users who are constantly mocked by other users due to their stupid actions and doesn't know why they are being mocked. There's a difference between Lolcows and Trolls, since Trolls are always ironical and for most of the time have the purpose of making people laugh while Lolcows doesn't have this purpose and are often serious in their actions.

Current Polcompball Lolcows

N.Brio da Zuera/Javi Coelho

Volker41

Main article: Volker41ism.

“The kikes cannot control me — because I am — Aryan and I resisted and this is why — they are sending the — trolls to harass me and silence me, and its also because of the fact that — I’m Pro-Palestine.”


Volker41 is a latinx brown natsoc that the Free Polcompball community knows and loves. He frequently spends his time on the Discord server talking about hating the Jews and supporting Palestine and how Jesus was aryan or something, Idk. Volker is also known for getting unfunny slop on the server starboard, though his cult following will likely try to convince you otherwise.

Common Volker behavior would include proclaiming that he is white (his ethnic makeup is 25% Dutch, 25% Spanish, 25% Italian, and 25% redskin) despite living in Colombia. He also may have watched too much Europa: The Last Battle; he believes that Hitler was a wholesome anti-racist and loved shitskins or smth. Volker’s hatred of Jews apparently comes from the fact that he was molested by a Jew when he was 10 years old.

Volker has also been accused of watching child pornography (due to his unhealthy obsession with Madoka Magica) and beastiality ever since Polcompball user HEW introduced him to My Little Pony. Well, the latter may be true. Due to these reasons, the Free Polcompball Discord server commonly refers to him as a lolcow, but he believes that the users who make fun of him are trolls sent by Mossad/the CIA.

Dony/Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser

“NO DONY!”


Dony, also known as DarkEggChocolateBowser, is an infamous user of Free Polcompball due to his often annoying and copycat personality, his love for creating low-quality pages (most of the time they are copied from the other wikis or they are just a single paragraph), as well as his black-and-white view of the world regarding politics. He got the nickname "Dony" after misspelling the word "don't" after being warned of another "Donyless Hour"[4]. The full phrase was "no don't" with capslock on.

There are many rumors and controversies involving DECB, one of these theories claimed DECB might actually be an alternative account of MugiKotobuki larping as a liberal. This theory started because many pointed out the fact that, at the time, DECB was creating many pages of far-right ideologies and his "people opnions" sections only had far-right ideologues (ranging from politicians to activists, dictators, war criminals and school shooters). But after many accusations got him to remove most people who were in his page.

Other rumor was that he is a pedophile because of a screenshot with Galaxy where DECB asked what they age his, and after Galaxy claimed he was 10, DECB posted a photo of two mens kissing. Though some claim this screenshot was fake, and this include MrNoNonsense (the creator of the Anti-Dony Aktion) who admitted this screenshot was fake.

Galaxy

“Nietzsche isn't a nihilist?”


Andrew Galaxious , also known as Aperson14, Sue, Edelex, or simply just Galaxy, is a Peruvian-Canadian user on Free Polcompball commonly known for ideology shopping (more information on that is on the Ismism page). Xhe goes by xhe/xer pronouns due to Galaxy being transgender, so please respect them for a more friendly and engaging community. Galaxy is also commonly called Edelex, referencing another Free Polcompball user, due to their uncanny similarities.

Besides ideology shopping, Galaxy is also known for xer unusual activities on the Free Polcompball Discord server and its associate servers. Such activities would be xer sexually fantasizing about Albertan oil drillers or when Galaxy has posted selfies of xerself with the caption that xhe is “plapping to myself”. Some worse cases would be when Galaxy has indirectly stated that xhe wanted to fuck xer sister, or when xhe sent a pornographic gif to a 11 year old boy from Czechia named Nate Higgers. Due to these activities and many more, Galaxy is commonly referred to as a lolcow.

Oh, and Galaxy disguised as Quark to ERP with Yugo, that’s the real truth.

Cholera Camel

“I agree!”


Cholera Camel is a massive faggot and an active user of the Free Polcompball Discord server. WIP.

Volt

Volt is a Free Polcompball user introduced to the Discord server by Jefbol. Apparently he’s quite retarded, and tried to back the argument that the stone age had private property with The Flintstones, which has a record of 29 stars on the starboard. (Jefbol, please add more information to this)

Former Polcompball Lolcows

Jeff1123

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR LUÍS MIGUEL

“I would prefer the Nazi side than the skibidi side”


Luís Miguel Olivera da Silva is an effeminate shameless sodomite homofascist transvestite a Brazilian Polcompball user and he is literally GOD. He was a brave kid who stood against the lies of the nazifascists, the heretics, and commies to defend his favela traditions of the jungle. It is prophesied that one day, Luís Miguel will come down from the heavens as a savior of the monkey race and smite the shameless montagers back to hell where they came from.

Luís Miguel was also a man of science, only using the non-montaged archives of wikipedia.org and knowing what dinosaurs are. He also spoke out against the false prints, summoning his mother to unleash his wrath on the Free Polcompball server when they were disguising as him. Do not believe the lies that he is pagan, homosexual, or communist, for that is true completely montaged.

In addition to being a man of science, Luís Miguel was a very religious man, believing in the catholic tradition of child marriage and singlehandedly touched all the 330,000 kids in France. As Luis once said: “I wanna fuck the shit out of her”. And finally, Luís Miguel was also an artist, drawing around half of the emojis for the Free Polcompball server, and additionally also once drew shameless sodomites burning in hell.

Leninisbased556

“Whoa”


Leninisbased556 was a retarded mongoloid former PCB/PCBA user before the split between Free Polcompball and Polcompball Wikitide. Despite being an older user than all of the other lolcows on this page, his infamous breakdown would leave a profound impact on Free Polcompball culture. WIP (Jefbol you better work on this)

MugiKotobuki8814

“How about yes, I invite you to my couple, I would like to be your couple. Please.”


Notes

  1. ↑ Graduated from lolcow status
  2. ↑ Banned from FPCB
  3. ↑ He’s a fucking bot.
  4. ↑ A slang when the mods mute DECB for few hours due to his annoyance
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