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Conservatism is an economically- and culturally-right ideology. He inhabits the Authoritarian Right quadrant (blue) of the Political Compass somewhat towards the right horizontally, and slightly to moderately towards the top vertically. He seeks to maintain the social order and his country's traditional values and seeks a strong military and (usually) strong borders. He is capitalistic but is fond of protectionism and heavy military spending.

How to Draw

US style

Drawing US Conservatism is very simple.

Draw a ball.
Fill the top half of the ball with blue (#1404bd) and the bottom half with red (#de0100).
Draw three white stars on the top half of the ball. (In reference to the symbols of the Democratic and the Republican Party)
Add the eyes and you're done!

UK style

Drawing UK Conservatism is extremely simple

Draw a ball
Fill the ball with light blue (#00b0ef)
Add the eyes and you're done!

Props

Some optional props:

MAGA hat (US version)
Sunglasses (US version) (used for US-centric balls like USA in Polandball and Neoliberalism in Polcompball)
Brexit hat (UK version)
Burning EU flag (UK version)

Relationships

Friends

Paleoconservatism - My more peaceful son.
Neoconservatism - My son who shares my values but always drags me into wars.
Nationalism - We both like strong borders.
Agrarianism - Farming buddy
Christian Democracy - Church buddy

Frenemies

Conservative Feminism - Nagging wife

Paleolibertarianism - Conservative values must be enforced.
Libertarian Conservatism - He condones weed and porn. He also sometimes questions my military spending and the Thin Blue Line. No idea how he wants to maintain culture with minimal state.
Libertarian - We both like money and guns, but I don't like cocaine, hookers, and disrespect to law enforcement officers.
Eco-Conservatism - My hippy son, questions my subsidies to big oil companies.
Paternalistic Conservatism - My semi-commie son.
Conservative Socialism - My commie son, right 50% of the time.
Progressive Conservatism - 50% Libtard, 50% not.
Liberal Conservatism - Another Libtard son.

Enemies

Marxism-Leninism - Anti-American commie.
Fascism - Libtards always accuse me of being him. I'm against all left-wing ideologies, him included.
National Socialism - Literally Hitler.
Neoliberalism - Cringe globalist.
Progressivism - Leftist degenerate SJW.
Democratic Socialism - Freeloading leech who wants my money.
Liberalism - Libtard
Democratism - Cringe libtard
Social Liberalism - other libtard
Satanic Theocracy - This is the future that liberals want

Galery

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 *[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - My more peaceful son.
 * [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - My son who shares my values but always drags me into wars.
-* [[File:Civnat.png]] [[Civic Nationalism]] - We both like strong borders.
+* [[File: Nation.png]] [[Nationalism]] - We both like strong borders.
 * [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Farming buddy
 * [[File:Cdem.png]] [[Christian Democracy]] - Church buddy
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 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]] - Conservative values must be enforced.
-* [[File:Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]] - He condones weed and porn. He also sometimes questions my military spending and the Thin Blue Line.
+* [[File:Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]] - He condones weed and porn. He also sometimes questions my military spending and the Thin Blue Line. No idea how he wants to maintain culture with minimal state.
 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarian]] - We both like money and guns, but I don't like cocaine, hookers, and disrespect to law enforcement officers.
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism]] - My hippy son, questions my subsidies to big oil companies.