Conservatism is an economically center-right and culturally-right ideology. He inhabits the Authoritarian Right quadrant (blue) of the Political Compass somewhat towards the right horizontally, and slightly to moderately towards the top vertically. He seeks to maintain the social order and his country's traditional values and seeks a strong military and (usually) strong borders. He is capitalistic but is fond of protectionism and heavy military spending. He seeks to preserve a range of institutions including religion, parliamentary government, and property rights, with the aim of ephasizing social stability and continuity.
Libertarian Conservatism - He condones weed and porn. He also sometimes questions my military spending and the Thin Blue Line. No idea how he wants to maintain culture with a minimal state.
Libertarian - We both like money and guns, but I don't like cocaine, hookers, and disrespect to law enforcement officers.
Eco-Conservatism - My hippie son, questions my subsidies to big oil companies.
Paleoconservatism - My more peaceful son.
Neoconservatism - My son who shares my values but always drags me into wars.
National Conservatism - My son who shares my values also but puts an emphasis on the importance of the nation.
Nationalism - We both like strong borders.
Agrarianism - Farming buddy
Christian Democracy - Church buddy
Liberal Conservatism - Good Libtard, used to run my UK counterpart but got really stressed out, so I took over.
Conservative Feminism - Nagging wife
Paleolibertarianism - Conservative values must be enforced.
Libertarian Conservatism - He condones weed and porn. He also sometimes questions my military spending and the Thin Blue Line. No idea how he wants to maintain culture with a minimal state.
Libertarian - We both like money and guns, but I don't like cocaine, hookers, and disrespect to law enforcement officers.
Eco-Conservatism - My hippie son, questions my subsidies to big oil companies.
Paternalistic Conservatism - My semi-commie son.
Conservative Socialism - My commie son, right 50% of the time.
Progressive Conservatism - 50% Libtard, 50% not.
Marxism-Leninism - Anti-American commie.
Fascism - Libtards always accuse me of being him. I'm against all left-wing ideologies, himself included.
National Socialism - Literally Hitler.
Neoliberalism - Far left radical.
Progressivism - Leftist degenerate SJW.
Democratic Socialism - Freeloading leech who wants my money.
Liberalism - Libtard.
Democratism - Ah yes, the Far Left.
Social Liberalism - other libtard.
Satanic Theocracy - This is the future that liberals want.
