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{{Character|name = Korwinism|image = <gallery>
{{Character|name = [[File: Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] Korwinism|image = <gallery>
Korwinismball.png|Wolność design
Korwinismball.png|Wolność design
Korwinism.png|UPR design
Korwinism.png|UPR design
</gallery>|aliases = "Minarcho-Hopeanism"<br>
</gallery>|aliases = "Minarcho-Hopeanism"<br>
Ponytailism (by the left)<br>|affiliation = LibRight<br>|imagecaption = Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter.|relatives = [[Libertarianball]] (Father)<br>
Ponytailism (by the left)<br>|affiliation = LibRight<br>|imagecaption = Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter.|relatives =  
[[Monarchismball]] (Mother)<br>
[[File: Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianball]] (Father)<br>
[[Hoppeball]] (Brother)<br>
[[File: Monarch.png]] [[Monarchismball]] (Mother)<br>
[[Minarchismball]] (Brother)|marital = Married again + lots of mistresses|birthDate = 27 October 1942|birthPlace = Warsaw, Poland|deathDate = Most likely never|gender = Male}}'''Korwinismball''' also known as '''Korwinball''' is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "[[Minarchismball|Minarcho]]-[[Hoppeanismball|Hoppean]]" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make [[Progressivismball|Progressives]] have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.
[[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeball]] (Brother)<br>
[[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchismball]] (Brother)|marital = Married again + lots of mistresses|birthDate = 27 October 1942|birthPlace = Warsaw, Poland|deathDate = Most likely never|gender = Male}}'''Korwinismball''' also known as '''Korwinball''' is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as [[File: Minarchist.png]] "[[Minarchismball|Minarcho]]-[[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanismball|Hoppean]]" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make [[File: Prog.png]] [[Progressivismball|Progressives]] have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.


== Personality ==
== Personality ==
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* Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
* Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
* Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
* Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
* Right-wing equivalent of [[Left Communismball]] - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
* Right-wing equivalent of [[File: LeftCom.png]] [[Left Communismball]] - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
* Compares every opponent to [[Naziball]], likes mentioning Hitler in general
* Compares every opponent to [[File: Nazi.png]] [[Naziball]], likes mentioning Hitler in general
* Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")
* Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")


== How to Draw ==
== How to Draw ==
Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KORWiN_(Poland) Wolność]) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the [https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unia_Polityki_Realnej Real Politics Union] (UPR) is accepted too.
Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KORWiN_(Poland) Wolność]) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the [https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unia_Polityki_Realnej Real Politics Union] (UPR) is accepted too.


=== Wolność design ===
=== Wolność design ===
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=== UPR design ===
=== UPR design ===
# Draw a ball  
# Draw a ball
# Add [https://live.staticflickr.com/3195/2736186284_3e27f9ecda.jpg Saint George flag]  
# Add [https://live.staticflickr.com/3195/2736186284_3e27f9ecda.jpg Saint George flag]
# Draw eyes
# Draw eyes
# Add red bow tie
# Add red bow tie
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=== Friends ===
=== Friends ===
* [[Capitalismball]] - liberty + money
* [[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalismball]] - liberty + money
* [[Hoppeball]] - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
* [[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeball]] - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
* [[Paleolibertarianismball]] - kinda like me but without king
* [[File: Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianismball]] - kinda like me but without king
* [[Libertarian Conservatismball]] - OK, but too moderate
* [[File: Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatismball]] - OK, but too moderate
* [[National Libertarianismball|National libertarianismball]]/[[National Liberalismball|National liberalismball]] - the only acceptable nationalists
* [[File: Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianismball|National libertarianismball]]/[[File: Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalismball]] - the only acceptable nationalists
* [[Monarchismball]] - the best system
* [[File: Monarch.png]] [[Monarchismball]] - the best system
* [[Minarchismball]] - the best system
* [[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchismball]] - the best system


=== Frenemies ===
=== Frenemies ===
* [[Classical Liberalismball]] - too moderate, too d***cratic
* [[File: Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalismball]] - too moderate, too d***cratic
* [[Pink Capitalismball]] - economically wise, culturally retarded
* [[File: Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalismball]] - economically wise, culturally retarded
* [[Pinochetismball]] - too statist
* [[File: Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetismball]] - too statist
* [[Green Libertarianismball]]/[[Eco-Capitalismball]] - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
* [[File: Glibr.png]] [[Green Libertarianismball]]/[[Eco-Capitalismball]] - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
* [[Objectivismball]] - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
* [[File: Obj.png]] [[Objectivismball]] - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
* [[Anarcho-Capitalismball]] - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
* [[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalismball]] - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
* [[Islamic Theocracyball]] - ISIS is still better than EU
* [[File: Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracyball]] - ISIS is still better than EU
* [[Capitalist Communismball]] - China is still better than EU
* [[File: Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communismball]] - China is still better than EU
* [[Dark Enlightenmentball]] - has some good ideas, but overally weird
* [[File: Nrx.png]] [[Dark Enlightenmentball]] - has some good ideas, but overally weird
* [[Nationalismball]] - depends on type of nationalism
* [[File: Nation.png]] [[Nationalismball]] - depends on type of nationalism


=== Enemies ===
=== Enemies ===
* [[Paternalistic Conservatismball]] - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies
* [[File: Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatismball]] - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies
* [[Conservative Socialismball]] - commies with a cross
* [[File: Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialismball]] - commies with a cross
* [[Neoliberalismball]] - like you're actually going to lower taxes
* [[File: Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalismball]] - like you're actually going to lower taxes
* [[Agrarianismball]] - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
* [[File: Farm.png]] [[Agrarianismball]] - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
* [[Social Democracyball]] - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare
* [[File: Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracyball]] - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare
* [[Marxism-Leninismball]] - fuckin commie scum
* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninismball]] - fuckin commie scum
* [[Naziball|National Socialismball]] - almost as bad as socdem
* [[File: Nazi.png]] [[Naziball|National Socialismball]] - almost as bad as socdem
== Further Info ==
== Further Info ==



Revision as of 20:02, 6 April 2020

Template:CharacterKorwinismball also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho- Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms refelct the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.

  • Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
  • Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
  • Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
  • Right-wing equivalent of Left Communismball - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
  • Compares every opponent to Naziball, likes mentioning Hitler in general
  • Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")

How to Draw

Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

Wolność design

  1. Draw a ball with eyes
  2. Add a bow tie
  3. Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
  4. Draw a Crown with gold (usually upside down because to symbolize the ideology's polish origin)

UPR design

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Add Saint George flag
  3. Draw eyes
  4. Add red bow tie

And you're done!

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

Enemies

Further Info

Books

  • There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(

Wikipedia Articles

YouTube Videos