Lawsonomy

Lawsonomy
Basic Information
Aliases	The Direct Credits Society, Lawsonian Religion
Ideological Information
Year	1920s
Region of origin	United States of America
Foundation	Alfred William Lawson
Character Information
Family	Bull Moose Progressivism (Parent) Kakistocracy (Parent)
Book	Lawsonomy Volume One, Zig-Zag-And-Swirl
Likes	Himself, Baseball, Flying, Menorgs
Dislikes	Individuality, Banks, Non-Lawsonian Science, Disorgs

Lawsonomy, The Direct Credits Society, or Lawsonian Religion is a rather complex ideology that is economically center but leaning left, culturally left, populist, authoritarian, and focused on pseudoscience. Lawsonomy combines religion, economics, and 'science' (whatever Lawsonomy dictates as scientific fact and usually not actual science). It is based on a following and adherence to "natural laws" while its followers mimicked a sort of military with matching uniforms and internal structure. A main point is that Lawsonomy sees that banks are the root cause of all economic problems and fears because banks are the oppressors of both Capital and Labour. Lawsonomy also encourages followers to educate themselves at one of the many Lawsonian colleges to reach the level of Knowledgian, it only takes a mere 30 years!

Lawsonomy proposes ten basic principles to insure a new freedom for the people of the U.S.A. (with hopes of spreading globally once everyone understands it by the year 2000. Whoops.):

1. Abolish interest.
2. Capitalism without Financialism.
   • No stock market, no banks, no financiers.
3. Congressional control of money and credit.
   • Money would be loaned by the government as it acts as a trustee with no charges.
4. Utilization of the Lawson Money System.
   • A direct credit system where all money is owned, controlled, and operated by the people themselves.
   • Money would have no value, except as a unit of the value of land, products, or labor. Only a true Knowledgian who has knowledge of Lawsonian Physics could understand this.
   • Direct payment in proportion for the amount of work an individual did.
5. Direct Credits for everybody.
   • Everyone, no matter who they are, would be involved in Direct Credits, as mentioned in principle 4.
6. The American form of government.
   • The Legislative branch, the Executive branch, and the Judicial branch.
7. No foreign interference in the U.S.A.
8. Freedom of spiritual worship.
9. General freedom of expression.
10. Compulsory arbitration.
    • Rather than going to court, both parties must agree and submit a dispute to a private arbitrator who makes a binding decision on the dispute. An arbitrator is usually chosen based on their specific experience to a particular field that would be involved in the dispute.

Other platforms include the abolishment of banks (where the government takes the role instead), abolishment of loans (unless its the government), universal healthcare, vegetarianism (believing that it would make you live over 200 years), no books other than the ones written by the ideology's founder, Alfred Lawson, and rejection of the concept of 'Energy' (because obviously everything is ran by suction [female] and pressure [male], not currents dumbass).

History

Lawsonomy was started by Alfred Lawson during the 1920s and focused on Lawson's pseudosciencific findings about suction and pressure. However, in response to the Great Depression and other generally strange ideas from Lawson called up the creation of "The Direct Credit Society". Due to populist rhetoric and hate for banks that arose during this time, thousands flocked to Lawsonomy for answers in the mid 1930s from the east coast to the west coast and everywhere in between. Lawsonomy's own newspaper, The Benefactor, claimed to be over 6 million in circulation across the United States, but then again it was Lawsonomy's own newspaper stating this.

Lawsonomy was met with growing criticism by the late 1930s, sounding like rants of an eccentric person who lacked knowledge himself. With Nazism growing in Germany at this time, many were turned off by the groups militaristic demeaner and even prompted the FBI to investigate the group, thinking they were a version of the Silver Shirts (the American Nazi group at the time). Despite protests from Lawsonomists stating their dislike of Nazism and espousing no racist or fascist beliefs, followers kept decreasing.

Once WWII had started and ended, people lost interest in Lawsonomy as a whole. The United States was now bountiful in its economy and trust in the banks was restored (for the most part). Now reduced to the few members it had in the late 1940s, Lawsonomy tried to revitalize itself by starting up Lawsonian colleges and universities that offered a 30 year degree program. A few controversies later, like selling military surplus items for an exceptionally high profit, the colleges lost their tax exempt status and were forced to decrease in numbers, shrinking the follower size yet again.

Despite finding that there were six dimensions, energy wasn't real, and the secret to living 200 years old, Lawsonomy's founder, Alfred Lawson, had passed away in 1954 at the age of 85. The most devout of his followers still stayed in what was left of the Lawsonian universities, a barn, and wished to continue their 30 year degree programs to become Knowledgian's like their late teacher had wished them to do.

Today, only a few straggling churches may still be following the teachings of Lawsonomy, and only the very lucky few had the honor of becoming a Knowledgian.

Personality and Behavior

Lawsonomy sees himself as above most people as a prophet, or as he describes himself: "[A] new teacher with advanced intellectual equipment that only appears once about every two thousand years to lead the people." Yet, Lawsonomy is rather dim-witted, believing only information he himself creates and has little to no actual knowledge on anything, besides flying planes. He likes planes.

How to Draw

1. Draw a ball.
2. Draw a gray Z-zig-zag with a swirl coming out of the bottom.
3. Draw an Aviator's hat with goggles on top of the ball's head.
4. Add two dunce eyes and you're done!

Relationships

Friends

• Veganarchism - We both will certainly live to be over 200 years old! Right?
• Catholic Theocracy - Let the Knowledgians trust God with you, together, with the Natural Laws.
• Social Democracy - Help the people with a little socialism, but make sure we don't get rid of capitalism itself.
• Strasserism - No banks around us, eh?
• Bull Moose Progressivism - Bust them trusts baby!

Frenemies

• Pol Potism - I mean I hate banks... but not THAT much...

Enemies

• National Socialism - I hate that I was compared to you just because of our uniforms, I hope you rot, you racist scumbag.
• File:Ego.png Egoism and Anarcho-Individualism - Stop being so self centered and buy my 50 books!

Further Information

Texts

• Lawsonomy Volume 1 by Alfred Lawson
• Lawsonomy Volume 2: Mentality by Alfred Lawson
• Lawsonomy Volume 3: The Almighty by Alfred Lawson
• Zig-Zag-and-Swirl: Alfred W. Lawson's Quest for Greatness by Lyell D. Henry

Documentary

• Manlife directed by Ryan Sarnowski

Wikipedia

• Alfred Lawson

Websites

• http://www.lawsonomy.org/
• https://web.archive.org/web/20071008072424/http://www.lawsonsprogress.com/chapters.htm

Articles

• https://onmilwaukee.com/articles/lawson
• https://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/mission-implausible/Content?oid=896586
• https://www.wired.com/2014/10/fantastically-wrong-lawsonomy/
• https://historycollection.com/inventor-airliner-created-bizarre-religion-based-pseudoscience/

Community

• https://www.facebook.com/Lawsonomy/
• https://lawsonomy.tumblr.com/