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Not to be confused with Corporatism.

Corporatocracy also called Corpocracy, Crony Capitalism, Lemon Socialism, Cronyism, Supercapitalism and Socialism for the Rich is an economic system in which the state intervenes within the economy for the benefit of the profit of a select number for corporations, especially in the context of squashing competition.

History

Corporatocracy-like economic policy could have been said to have started with the process of enclousure in England. Enclosure was a process in England practiced since the 13th century by which the English State took by force rural land that was traditionally owned communally by small collectives and then gave them to private owners.

Personality

Corporatocracy as a character cares a hell of a lot about getting the maximum amount of money as possible, and unlike certain other people with this trait, corp is very much willing to use organized violence to achieve this goal.

Corp absolutely loves government policies that favor the wealthy to an insane extent, and he is often seen literally worshipping the concepts of Fiat Currency and Intellectual Property as Deities. Because of his love of these policies, he despised any sort of Cryptocurrency or hard currencies and hates the public domain.

Since he thinks the state must serve powerful business owners, he is one of the few ideologies that openly believes that corporate lobbying is a good thing. This is an idea that even most other capitalist ideologies see as unjust (when consistent).

How to Draw

Draw a ball with eyes
Fill it with very light cyan
In the middle draw a white circle
In the Circle draw a Big "C" in the middle, in the same shade of cyan.
Vertically through the C put a line in the same color.

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Relationships

Friendly

Authoritarian Capitalism - Love you, your conglomerate way more.
Fordism - Love your Soma product!
Neoliberalism - Gotta keep those wages down!
Liberalism / Conservatism - Useful sheep.
Neoconservatism - CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF FIAT!
Kleptocracy - You get me!
State Liberalism - Your policies are good for PR. Only downside is we can't market to conservatives anymore.
Pink Capitalism - You're my best friend every February and every June.
Democratism - My Precious! O my Precious!

Mixed

Monarcho-Capitalism - Why do my sons have to inherit the company when we can live off the shares?.
Marxism–Leninism - This whole "vanguard party" thing is amazing, getting rid of corporations...cringe.
National Socialism - So close to perfection, but you dared to go against bank-owners.
National Bolshevism - Same thing I said to Marxism–Leninism and National Socialism.
Antifa - If conservatives ask about the Capitol riot, I’ll blame you!
Trumpism - If liberals & leftists ask about what caused the Capitol riot, I’ll blame you!

ENEMIES OF FIAT

Anarcho-Capitalism - How will I make a living if there isn't a state to pander to me? Also stop calling me socialist.
Corporatism - WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME!!!
Anarcho-Communism - Yeah, pretty much my opposite.
Georgism - Shut up and let me monopolize land!
Libertarianism - You're gonna pay for what you did to my hedge funds you no good market-manipulating prick!
Agorism - Wants to end copyright. There were no original ideas before 1710.
Piratism - I need to protect my mon....I mean, artists!
Bull Moose Progressivism - STOP BUSTING MY TRUSTS!
Longism - STOP SHARING THE WEALTH!
Syndicalism - STOP GOING ON STRIKE!
Almost every one else - Thinks lobbying is bad!

Further Information

Literature

The Captured Economy: How the Powerful Enrich Themselves, Slow Down Growth, and Increase Wealth Inequality (Google Preview) by Brink Lindsey and Steven M. Teles
People's Republic of Walmart: How the World's Biggest Corporations are Laying the Foundation for Socialism (Google Preview) (Buy) by Jacobin Leigh Philips and Michał Rozworski
Too Big to Fail: The Inside Story of How Wall Street and Washington Fought to Save the Financial System---and Themselves by Andrew Ross Sorkin

Wikipedia

TVTropes

Videos

The Banana Republics by Sam O'Nella Academy
Stossel: Why Some Capitalists are the Worst Enemies of Capitalism by ReasonTV
Freeloaders: The Wealthy by John Stossel
Wall-E - BnL Shorts: The History of Buy N Large by Pixar Studios
The Collapse of The American Dream Explained in Animation by Tad Lumpkin and Harold Uhl

Other Media

Gallery

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File:Corporatocracy fucking dies - polcompball

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 ==How to Draw==
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 #Draw a ball with eyes
 #Fill it with very light cyan
-# In the middle draw a white circle
+#In the middle draw a white circle
-# In the Circle draw a Big "C" in the middle, in the same shade of cyan.
+#In the Circle draw a Big "C" in the middle, in the same shade of cyan.
 #Vertically through the C put a line in the same color.
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 ===Friendly===
 *[[File: Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Love you, your conglomerate way more.
 *[[File: Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Love your Soma product!
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 *[[File: Antifa.png]] [[Antifa]] - If conservatives ask about the Capitol riot, I’ll blame you!
 *[[File: Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - If liberals & leftists ask about what caused the Capitol riot, I’ll blame you!
-*[[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - How will I make a living if there isn't a state to pander to me?
 ===ENEMIES OF FIAT ===
+*[[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - How will I make a living if there isn't a state to pander to me? Also stop calling me socialist.
 *[[File: Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] - WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME!!!
 *[[File: Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Yeah, pretty much my opposite.