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Illuminatism (AKA Cryptocracy) is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.

Illuminatism was born when Ingsoc used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with Enlightenment to assure a future for oligarchic authoritarianism world-wide.

Illuminatism grew up in Bavaria which is part of today's Germany with his brother Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.

History

Personality and Behaviour

Illuminatism is extremely secretive, liking to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father planning taking over the world.

He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish.

How to Draw

Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracy relating to the Illuminati.

Draw a triangle,
Draw an eye (pupil optional),
Make it green (#21B14C),
(Optional) Draw a brick texture in darker green (#177E37) / black (#141414),
You're finished.

	HEX	RGB
Green	#21B14C	33, 177, 76
Dark Green	#177E37	23, 126, 55
Black	#141414	20, 20, 20

Relationships

Friends

Zionism - Dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (We're both behind everything!)
Hibernocracy - Zmw blf gll! (And you too!)
Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
Ingsoc - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
Neoliberalism - Nb kizcrh. (My praxis.)
Tridemism - Sr, uvoold girzmtov. (Hi, fellow triangle.)
Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
Oligarchy - Nv yfg ovhh hgvzogsb (Me but less stealthy.)

Frenemies

Capitalism - Kzig lu gsv xrixov, yfg sv DROO yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
Marxism–Leninism - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg r uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmv levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I fund his revolutions and he is part of the circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)

Enemies

Rebelling puppets.
Feudalism and Monarchism - You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.
Posadism - HE KNOWS TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!
Right-Wing Populism - Same as Posadism.
Avaritionism - You are a dead man.
File:Ego.png Egoism - Will probably be the last to submit.
Reactionary Socialism - One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully he destroyed his reputation, and his grandson is obeying my orders.

Further Information

Wikipedia

Gallery

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 Illuminatism was born when [[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with [[File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment]] to assure a future for oligarchic authoritarianism world-wide.
-Illuminatism grew up in Bavaria which is part of  today's [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany with his brother [[File: Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism|Freemasonry]], but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by [[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]]. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.
+Illuminatism grew up in Bavaria which is part of today's [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany with his brother [[File: Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism|Freemasonry]], but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by [[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]]. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.
 == History ==
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 *[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - HE KNOWS TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!
 *[[File:Rpop.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Same as Posadism.
+*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - You are a dead man.
 *[[File:Ego.png]] [[Egoism]] - Will probably be the last to submit.
-*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - You are a dead man.
 *[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|he]] destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|grandson]] is obeying my orders.