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Illuminatism (AKA Cryptocracy) is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.

Illuminatism was born when Ingsoc used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with Enlightenment to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.

Illuminatism grew up in Bavaria which is part of today's Germany with his brother Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.

History

Personality and Behaviour

Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.

He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish.

How to Draw

Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracy relating to the Illuminati.

Draw a triangle,
Draw an eye (pupil optional),
Make it green (#21B14C),
(Optional) Draw a brick texture in darker green (#177E37) / black (#141414),
You're finished.

	HEX	RGB
Green	#21B14C	33, 177, 76
Dark Green	#177E37	23, 126, 55
Black	#141414	20, 20, 20

Relationships

Friends

Zionism - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
Hibernocracy - Zmw blf gll! (And you too!)
Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
Ingsoc - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
Neoliberalism - Nb kizcrh. (My praxis.)
Tridemism and Caste System - Sr, uvoold girzmtov. (Hi, fellow triangles.)
Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
Oligarchy - Nv yfg ovhh hgvzogsb (Me but less stealthy.)
Blanquism - gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
Kleptocracy - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
Cultism - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)

Frenemies

Capitalism - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv droo yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
Marxism–Leninism - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I fund his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)

Enemies

Ivyvoormt kfkkvgh (Rebelling puppets)
Feudalism and Monarchism - Blf gdl prxpvw nv lfg, hl mld R szev gl yzhrxzoob wvhgilb ylgs lu blf. (You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.)
Posadism and Right-Wing Populism - GSVB PMLD GLL NFXS! GSV GIFGS ZYLFG GSV ORAZIW KVLKOV XZM'G TVG LFG! (THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!)
Avaritionism - Blf ziv z wvzw nzm. (You are a dead man.)
File:Ego.png Egoism - Droo kilyzyob yv gsv ozhg gl hfynrg. (Will probably be the last to submit.)
Reactionary Socialism - Lmv lu nb yrttvhg lkklmvmgh rm gsv 19gs xvmgfib, gszmpufoob sv wvhgilbvw srh ivkfgzgrlm, zmw srh tizmwhlm rh lyvbrmt nb liwvih. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully he destroyed his reputation, and his grandson is obeying my orders.)

Further Information

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-xlmgiloormt gsv dliow <br>|dislikes =}}'''Illuminatism '''(AKA '''Cryptocracy''') is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
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+zgyzhs xrksvi <br>|dislikes =}}'''Illuminatism '''(AKA '''Cryptocracy''') is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
 Illuminatism was born when [[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with [[File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment]] to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.
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 === Enemies ===
-*Rebelling puppets
+*Ivyvoormt kfkkvgh (Rebelling puppets)
-*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] and [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.
+*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] and [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Blf gdl prxpvw nv lfg, hl mld R szev gl yzhrxzoob wvhgilb ylgs lu blf. (You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.)
-*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] and [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!
+*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] and [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - GSVB PMLD GLL NFXS! GSV GIFGS ZYLFG GSV ORAZIW KVLKOV XZM'G TVG LFG! (THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!)
-*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - You are a dead man.
+*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - Blf ziv z wvzw nzm. (You are a dead man.)
-*[[File:Ego.png]] [[Egoism]] - Will probably be the last to submit.
+*[[File:Ego.png]] [[Egoism]] - Droo kilyzyob yv gsv ozhg gl hfynrg. (Will probably be the last to submit.)
-*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|he]] destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|grandson]] is obeying my orders.
+*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Lmv lu nb yrttvhg lkklmvmgh rm gsv 19gs xvmgfib, gszmpufoob sv wvhgilbvw srh ivkfgzgrlm, zmw srh tizmwhlm rh lyvbrmt nb liwvih. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|he]] destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|grandson]] is obeying my orders.)
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