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</gallery>|aliases = "Minarcho-Hopeanism"<br> | </gallery>|aliases = "Minarcho-Hopeanism"<br> | ||
Ponytailism (by the left)<br>|quadrant(s) = LibRight<br>|caption1 = Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter.|family = | Ponytailism (by the left)<br>|quadrant(s) = LibRight<br>|caption1 = Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter.|family = | ||
[[File: Libertarian.png]] [[ | [[File: Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarian]] (Father)<br> | ||
[[File: Monarch.png]] [[ | [[File: Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] (Mother)<br> | ||
[[File: Hoppef.png]] [[ | [[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppe]] (Doppelganger)<br> | ||
[[File: Minarchist.png]] [[ | [[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism]] (Brother)<br>|marital = Married again + lots of mistresses|birthDate = 27 October 1942|birthPlace = Warsaw, Poland|deathDate = Most likely never|gender = Male}}'''Korwinism''' also known as '''Korwinball''' is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "[[File: Minarchist.png]][[Minarchism|Minarcho]]-[[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism|Hoppean]]" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make [[File: Prog.png]] [[Progressivism|Progressives]] have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him. | ||
== Personality == | == Personality == | ||
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* Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone | * Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone | ||
* Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same) | * Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same) | ||
* Right-wing equivalent of [[File: LeftCom.png]] [[Left | * Right-wing equivalent of [[File: LeftCom.png]] [[Left Communism]] - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers | ||
* Compares every opponent to [[File: Nazi.png]] [[ | * Compares every opponent to [[File: Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]], likes mentioning Hitler in general | ||
* Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol") | * Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol") | ||
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=== Friends === | === Friends === | ||
* [[File: Cap.png]] [[ | * [[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - liberty + money | ||
* [[File: Hoppef.png]] [[ | * [[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppe]] - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH! | ||
* [[File: Paleolib.png]] [[ | * [[File: Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]] - kinda like me but without king | ||
* [[File: Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian | * [[File: Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]] - OK, but too moderate | ||
* [[File: Natlib.png]] [[National | * [[File: Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianism|National libertarianismball]]/[[File: Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - the only acceptable nationalists | ||
* [[File: Monarch.png]] [[ | * [[File: Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - the best system | ||
* [[File: Minarchist.png]] [[ | * [[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism]] - the best system | ||
=== Frenemies === | === Frenemies === | ||
* [[File: Clib.png]] [[Classical | * [[File: Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] - too moderate, too d***cratic | ||
* [[File: Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink | * [[File: Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - economically wise, culturally retarded | ||
* [[File: Pinochet.png]] [[ | * [[File: Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - too statist | ||
* [[File: Glibr.png]] [[Green | * [[File: Glibr.png]] [[Green Libertarianism]]/[[Eco-Capitalism]] - lol, they believe in this global warming scam | ||
* [[File: Obj.png]] [[ | * [[File: Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird | ||
* [[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho- | * [[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up | ||
* [[File: Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic | * [[File: Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - ISIS is still better than EU | ||
* [[File: Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist | * [[File: Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism]] - China is still better than EU | ||
* [[File: Nrx.png]] [[Dark | * [[File: Nrx.png]] [[Dark Enlightenment]] - has some good ideas, but overall weird | ||
* [[File: Nation.png]] [[ | * [[File: Nation.png]] [[Nationalism]] - depends on type of nationalism | ||
=== Enemies === | === Enemies === | ||
* [[File: Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic | * [[File: Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies | ||
* [[File: Consocf.png]] [[Conservative | * [[File: Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - commies with a cross | ||
* [[File: Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[ | * [[File: Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - like you're actually going to lower taxes | ||
* [[File: Farm.png]] [[ | * [[File: Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade. | ||
* [[File: Socdem.png]] [[Social | * [[File: Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare | ||
* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism- | * [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - fuckin commie scum | ||
* [[File: Nazi.png]] [[ | * [[File: Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism|National Socialism]] - almost as bad as socdem | ||
== Further Info == | == Further Info == | ||
Revision as of 06:27, 4 July 2020
Korwinism also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "
Minarcho-
Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make 
Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.
Personality
Korwinball's mannerisms reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.
- Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
- Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
- Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
- Right-wing equivalent of
Left Communism - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers - Compares every opponent to
National Socialism, likes mentioning Hitler in general - Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")
How to Draw
Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.
Wolność design
- Draw a ball with eyes
- Add a bow tie
- Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
- Draw a Crown with gold (usually upside down because to symbolize the ideology's polish origin)
UPR design
- Draw a ball
- Add Saint George flag
- Draw eyes
- Add red bow tie
And you're done!
Relationships
Friends
Capitalism - liberty + money
Hoppe - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
Paleolibertarianism - kinda like me but without king
Libertarian Conservatism - OK, but too moderate
National libertarianismball/
National Liberalism - the only acceptable nationalists
Monarchism - the best system
Minarchism - the best system
Frenemies
Classical Liberalism - too moderate, too d***cratic
Pink Capitalism - economically wise, culturally retarded
Pinochetism - too statist
Green Libertarianism/Eco-Capitalism - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
Objectivism - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
Anarcho-Capitalism - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
Islamic Theocracy - ISIS is still better than EU
Capitalist Communism - China is still better than EU
Dark Enlightenment - has some good ideas, but overall weird
Nationalism - depends on type of nationalism
Enemies
Paternalistic Conservatism - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies
Conservative Socialism - commies with a cross
Neoliberalism - like you're actually going to lower taxes
Agrarianism - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
Social Democracy - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare
Marxism-Leninism - fuckin commie scum- National Socialism - almost as bad as socdem
Further Info
Books
- There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(
Wikipedia Articles
- Janusz Korwin-Mikke
- KORWiN
- Konfederacja
- Congress of the New Right
- Real Politics Union
- Liberty and Lawfulness
YouTube Videos
- Monarchists in the Polish Parliament | Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon of Akkad
- This man has -1000 respect for women why might SHOCK you by Pewdiepie
- Piers Morgan Rages at 'The Most Sexist Man in Politics' (Full Interview) by Good Morning Britain
- [ENG How to fight terrorism? - Janusz Korwin-Mikke] by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
- Interview with Polish MEP- Janusz Korwin-Mikke- Southampton 15/07/2017 by Mateusz Jaronski
- The Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon yet again.