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Revision as of 21:20, 15 September 2022
Accelerationism, also shortened to Acc, is tricky to pin down. Many posit that it's the idea of intentionally advocating for the accelerationism and destabilization of political processes for their own goals. In reality, it's a theory that 
Capitalism is "here to stay" and that any attempts to get rid of it will be subsumed back into it's own mechanics thus making it impossible to leave or escape. Concerning accelerating processes, there is nothing we can do to cause acceleration or further acceleration.
Accelerationism was originally good friends with the 
Left; although, after some time he fell out of favor and he generally wandered around the compass, making friends and lovers with multiple personalities in the process.
Personality and Behaviour
Accelerationism likes to move fast and outrun all of his other political opponents. He also talks really fast.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it in with either black or a very dark gray.
- Draw three right-pointing arrows, the leftmost arrow green (#0ED145), the center arrow yellow (#FFF200) and the third arrow red (#EC1C24).
- Add the eyes and you're done!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black | #121212 | 18, 18, 18 | |
| Green | #0ED145 | 14, 209, 69 | |
| Yellow | #FFF200 | 255, 242, 0 | |
| Red | #EC1C24 | 236, 28, 36 | |
Relationships
Friends
Offsprings - GOTTAGOFAST!
UnconditionalAccelerationism - Mychildforthemodernday,disillusionedbycapitalismandsocialism.
Reactionarism - Let'spullthingsback,byFORCE!
Revolutionarism - Let'suseforcetopushthingsforward!
Anarchism - Ihelpherachievehergoals.
Futurism - FellowloverofNYOOM.
Kakistocracy - UnknowinglyhelpsmeachieveMYgoals.
Anti-Realism - Theultimateendgoal.(Sorry,
Anti-Centrism)
Posadism - Mydear,dearson.
Anti-Environmentalism - Let'sspreadchaos,death,anddestructiontoacceleratethecollapseofthestatusquooftheentireworldtogether.NYOOM!
Bio-Posadism - Let'sbringnewdiseasesandpandemicstoacceleratethecollapseofSOCIETY.NYOOM!
Frenemies
ZeroAccelerationism - Pleaseson.Accelerate.Please.
Progressivism - You'removingbutitsnotenough!YoumustACCELERATE!
Enemies
Neoliberalism - NotNYOOMatall.Rather,ascreechinghalt.
Decelerationism - Slowpoke.
RadicalCentrism - Anotherslowpoke.
Anti-Radicalism - Notfunatall.
Conservatism - BOOORING,ISLEEP!
Socialism - WORK,WORK,WORK!Idiot!
PoliceStatism - I'LLKEEPSPEEDINGUNTILI'LLDIE,LIKEITORNOT!
Further Information
Literature
- A Quick-And-Dirty Introduction to Accelerationism by Nick Land
- Fanged Noumena: Collected Writings 1987-2007 by Nick Land
- Meltdown by Nick Land
Wikipedia
Videos
- A Quick Rundown of Accelerationism by Aldous Huxley
- What is Accelerationism? by Nester
- A C C E L E R A T E - The Accelerationist Song by Jreg
Online Communities
Gallery
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