National-Communitarian Theory

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National-Communitarian Theory
Basic Information
Aliases	National Communitarianism idiosyncratic and retarded
Alignments	Socialists Nationalists Internationalist Syncretic Culturally variable Environmentalist Socially Collectivist
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Marxism Anti-Capitalism Nietzscheanism
Character Information
Likes	The world's cultures Respectful discussion Mutual understanding
Dislikes	Alienation Chauvinism The New Left Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion
Song	[Warschawjanka]

National-Communitarian Theory (NCT) is an economically far-left, culturally variable syncretic ideology which posits the well-being of the national community (or nation, which is primarily identified as being a people united by a cultural identity) as being of primary importance. It is thus Nationalist, but opposes Ultranationalism on count of it being detrimental to national communities — preferring to side with Internationalist movements, though it strongly opposes Cosmopolitanism.

Relationships

Friends

• Socialism - Mann der Arbeit, aufgewacht!
• Marxism - Very correct analyses. You were a bit harsh on that Lassalle guy.
• Titoism - Maybe it was not wise to try and integrate all of the Yugoslav nations together considering that the enmity between them and their desire for independence was strong enough to cause such atrocious conflict. But you did will to resist against Stalin.
• Left Communism - I am not as keen on orthodoxy as you are and I know we disagree on the national question, but you are authentically Marxist at least, unlike Stalinists and the New Left.
• Kemalism - You were great. I wish you would come back to fix Turkey.
• Left-Wing Nationalism - Finally, a socialist who recognises the importance of the nation!
• Internationalism - International solidarity between the peoples of the whole world!
• Cultural Nationalism - More than anything else, it is culture which unites a nation!

Frenemies

• Authoritarianism - People also want freedom and privacy, you know
• Anti-Authoritarianism - Your concerns are valid, but a bit of authority can do a lot of good.
• Democracy - The
• Democratic Socialism - Socialism will not come through the ballot-box, Kautsky.
• Liberal Socialism - Liberal. RIP Gorbachev, you did what you could
• Leninism - I understand the need for revolutionary violence, but was Cheka really necessary?
• Trotskyism - I am glad you recognise the crimes of Stalin, however I am still not completely convinced that you would have done much better.
• National Conservativism - The interests of the nation cannot be met by capitalism.
• Civic Nationalism - The nation-state is not like the Borg which can always assimilate everything. Nationality is more than just a certificate.
• Identitarianism - Stop being such a chauvinist.
• Occult Post-Humanism - Technocapital and hyperstition are valuable concepts in the current epoch, though your Anti-Humanism makes me uncomfortable.
• Landian Accelerationism - Another banger Mr Land
• LesbiaNRx - You write well, though with you it is hard to tell where convictions end and jokes begin. You have a good sense of humour, but I don't really support misandry.
• Neoluddism - You write good analysis, but you need to be less asozial.

Enemies

• Capitalism - Exploitative and inhuman.
• Neoliberalism - Somehow, you are even worse!
• Liberalism Third Way Social Liberalism Progressivism - Liberal, ptuh.
• Conservativism - You are a pussy and you stand for nothing.
• Neoconservativism - Blood is on your hands.
• Libertarianism - You are right about the need for liberty, but you are too individualist. You must realise that those who 'just want to be left alone' can very easily be overwhelmed and destroyed by any organised multiplicity who is determined to take.
• Hoppeanism - Well, you are right to be critical of Democracy. Read Bordiga.
• Anarchism - Naïve and idealist. Why do you support independentist movements but then condemn nationalism? You are little more than a hypocrite.
• Anarcho-Communism - Not much better. At least you have a more complete set of ideas.
• Marxism-Leninism Stalinism - Unmarxist, tyrannical brute and executioner of nations.
• Hoxhaism - The only compliment I can give you is that you were right about Maoism.
• Maoism Marxism-Leninism-Maoism * Maoism-Third Worldism- You say to 'repudiate revisionism in every form' but you are undoubtedly the most revisionist and unmarxist hooligan to ever wave a red flag.
• Pol Potism - Possibly the worst evil to have ever existed.
• Nazism - Warmongering dictator and mass murderer.
• Fascism - Not much better. Though it was pretty funny when you told Gramsci to read Bordiga
• Strasserism - The only difference between you and that other guy is that you go to BED with 'senior troop leader'... YOU ARE GAY!
• Dissident Right - Rightoid chauvinist. I guess you did force me to broaden my horizons...
• Fourth Theory - Chauvinist. You should have been more like your friend Limonov!
• Ultranationalism - Ironically, you have done more harm to nations than anyone else.
• Pan-Nationalism - Let people have their independence.
• Anationalism - No nations means no global mosaic, no culture and no beauty in the world!
• World Federalism Globalism - You are even worse! Fuck you!!!