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'''Tenets of Toddist Thought: | '''Tenets of Toddist Thought: | ||
I am the mandate of heaven. | I am the mandate of heaven. | ||
I am a divine king. | I am a divine king. | ||
Do not question me. | Do not question me. | ||
I am the judge, jury, and executioner. | I am the judge, jury, and executioner. | ||
I am entitled to free food. | I am entitled to free food. | ||
If you have fat tits I am courting you. | If you have fat tits I am courting you. | ||
I am establishing a Floridian surfboardihadi empire. | I am establishing a Floridian surfboardihadi empire. | ||
Revision as of 07:55, 1 June 2024
Tenets of Toddist Thought:
I am the mandate of heaven.
I am a divine king.
Do not question me.
I am the judge, jury, and executioner.
I am entitled to free food.
If you have fat tits I am courting you.
I am establishing a Floridian surfboardihadi empire.