Revision as of 21:28, 17 August 2020 by wikia:polcompball>Cummleman (Removed tradcon as parent. Conservatism came before tradcon (about 200 years beforehand))
Conservatism is an economically- and culturally-right ideology. He inhabits the Authoritarian Right quadrant (blue) of the Political Compass somewhat towards the right horizontally, and slightly to moderately towards the top vertically. He seeks to maintain the social order and his country's traditional values and seeks a strong military and (usually) strong borders. He is capitalistic but is fond of protectionism and heavy military spending.
How to Draw
US style
Drawing US Conservatism is very simple.
- Draw a ball.
- Fill the top half of the ball with blue (#1404bd) and the bottom half with red (#de0100).
- Draw three white stars on the top half of the ball. (In reference to the symbols of the Democratic and the Republican Party)
- Add the eyes and you're done!
UK style
Drawing UK Conservatism is simple
- Draw a ball
- Fill the ball with light blue (#00b0ef)
- Draw a white squiggly tree in the middle.
- Add the eyes and you're done!
Props
Some optional props:
- MAGA hat (US version)
- Sunglasses (US version) (used for US-centric balls like USA in Polandball and Neoliberalism in Polcompball)
- Brexit hat (UK version)
- Burning EU flag (UK version)
Relationships
Friends
Paleoconservatism - My more peaceful son.
Neoconservatism - My son who shares my values but always drags me into wars.
National Conservatism - My son who shares my values also but puts an emphasis on the importance of the nation.
Nationalism - We both like strong borders.
Agrarianism - Farming buddy
Christian Democracy - Church buddy
Frenemies
Conservative Feminism - Nagging wife
Paleolibertarianism - Conservative values must be enforced.
Libertarian Conservatism - He condones weed and porn. He also sometimes questions my military spending and the Thin Blue Line. No idea how he wants to maintain culture with minimal state.
Libertarian - We both like money and guns, but I don't like cocaine, hookers, and disrespect to law enforcement officers.
Eco-Conservatism - My hippy son, questions my subsidies to big oil companies.
Paternalistic Conservatism - My semi-commie son.
Conservative Socialism - My commie son, right 50% of the time.
Progressive Conservatism - 50% Libtard, 50% not.
Liberal Conservatism - Another Libtard son.
Enemies
Marxism-Leninism - Anti-American commie.
Fascism - Libtards always accuse me of being him. I'm against all left-wing ideologies, him included.
National Socialism - Literally Hitler.
Neoliberalism - Far left radical.
Progressivism - Leftist degenerate SJW.
Democratic Socialism - Freeloading leech who wants my money.
Liberalism - Libtard
Democratism - Ah yes, the Far Left
Social Liberalism - other libtard
Satanic Theocracy - This is the future that liberals want
