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Posadism is an authoritarian and economically left ideology based off the ideas of J. Posadas. He's the "crazy cousin" of the leftist family, and holds very unorthodox views. He holds the belief that socialism can only be achieved after the collapse of society after a global nuclear war.

He also believes that socialist alien civilizations with advanced technology exist, and will help humanity rebuild earth into a utopia after the nuclear collapse and that humans can communicate with dolphins and probably other animals too, saying that work in the area would lead to ‘the harmonization of human relations with nature’.

Other beliefs he holds include a fervor for water birthing and the belief that humans will ultimately end up reproducing asexually "like amoeba", curing "miserable, abominable sexual excitement", however, many Posadists argue against the latter.

Personality

Posadism has an eccentric personality, he is a self-described "ufologist", claiming to have been possibly abducted, and may or may not have regular sexual relations with dolphins (which he vehemently denies). He is extremely high 90% of the time. He is a conspiracy theorist through and through, and his paranoia will often get in the way of logic, especially when aliens are involved. He also has an impulse disorder related to explosions and will bomb things regularly for the fun of it. He can also be found reading and sometimes watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, watching Star Trek, and listening to space rock groups.

How to Draw

Flag of Posadism
  1. Draw a red ball.
  2. Draw a yellow circle on the red ball.
  3. Draw a black nuclear symbol inside the yellow circle.
  4. (Optional) On the Nuclear symbol draw things relating to Aliens, Dolphins and Trotskyism, the placement doesn't have to be specific.
  5. Draw eyes.
  6. (Optional) Draw alien antennae on it's head.

Done!

Relationships

⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏ ☊⍜⋔⍀⏃⎅⟒⌇ (Friends)

⎎⍀⟒⋏⟒⋔⟟⟒⌇ (Frenemies)

  • ⋔⏃⍀⌖⟟⌇⋔ - “Means of interpretation superior to Marxism will arise, not because Marxism is incorrect, but because humanity will reach a better understanding. The dialectic will be part of some superior tool. All these people who accept the existence of flying saucers do so without the impulse or the will to develop scientific understanding, but simply because they are obliged to recognize a real event for what it is.” -J Posadas
  • ⏃⋏⏃⍀☊⊑⍜-☊⍜⋔⋔⎍⋏⟟⌇⋔ - Naive, but a willing mind to train during the post-nuclear war.
  • ☊⏃⌇⏁⍀⍜⟟⌇⋔ - We helped you in Cuba [2], but why did you ally with tankie?! You also denounced us at the 1966 Tricontinental Conference. Also, didn't you kill Guevara?! YOU ASSHOLE WE WERE SO CLOSE TO A FUTURE SOCIALIST UTOPIA BUT YOU HAD TO CANCEL THE NUKES REEEEEEEE
  • ☍⍀⎍⌇⊑☊⊑⟒⎐⟟⌇⋔ - Same as above but you really terrify those Yankee imperialists with the Tsar Bomb.
  • Peronism
  • ⏃⋏⏃⍀☊⊑⍜-☊⏃⌿⟟⏁⏃⌰⟟⌇⋔ - My recreational McNuke dealer, but why capitalism? (Fallout is based, and so is killing those rich Diamond City inhabitants.)
    • - You can nuke all crony bastards and statists (which is based), but you can never get rid of markets. Even in a post-apocalyptic world, there will be some places that have trades and money. Also, my buddies have personal bunkers, which means that we (ancaps) can build a free market society somewhere that you don't know.
  • ⏃⋏⏁⟟-⟒⋏⎐⟟⍀⍜⋏⋔⟒⋏⏁⏃⌰⟟⌇⋔ - He is a Luddite rejecting progress. But the part with "dolphins will be philosophers" sounds "interesting".
  • ⌇⟟⌰⎐⟒⍀ ⌰⟒☌⟟⍜⋏⟟⌇⋔ - Cringe reactionary, but we are both into aliens or whatever.
  • ⋔⏃☊⏃⍀⏁⊑⎍⍀⟟⌇⋔ - Fellow lover of nukes, but cringe anti-communist.
  • ☌⍜⍀⏚⏃☊⊑⟒⎐⟟⌇⋔ - Why did you limit nukes and are too restrained economically? At least you gave us Chornobyl, a sample of the posadist utopia.

⟒⋏⟒⋔⟟⟒⌇ (Enemies)

Due to being an apocalyptic "fringe" ideology, it still has a lot of negative views of the majority of other ideologies, including to Stalinist ideologies.

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zh:波萨达斯主义 pl:Posadyzm

  1. He was expelled from the Revolutionary Labour Movement
  2. https://www.marxists.org/archive/posadas/1960/06/cuba.htm

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