Template:CharacterKorwinismball also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho-Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.
Personality
Korwinball's mannerisms refelct the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke, this is all you need to know.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball
- Add Saint George flag (flag of most Korwinist parties)
- Draw eyes
- Add red bow tie
And you're done!
Relationships
Friends
- Capitalismball - liberty + money
- Hoppeball - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
- Paleolibertarianismball - kinda like me but without king
- Libertarian Conservatismball - OK, but too moderate
- National libertarianismball/National liberalismball - the only acceptable nationalists
- Monarchismball - the best system
- Minarchismball - the best system
Frenemies
- Classical Liberalismball - too moderate, too d***cratic
- Pink Capitalismball - economically wise, culturally retarded
- Pinochetismball - too statist
- Green Libertarianismball/Eco-Capitalismball - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
- Objectivismball - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
- Anarcho-Capitalismball - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
- Islamic Theocracyball - ISIS is still better than EU
- Capitalist Communismball - China is still better than EU
- Dark Enlightenmentball - has some good ideas, but overally weird
- Nationalismball - depends on type of nationalism
Enemies
- Paternalistic Conservatismball - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies
- Conservative Socialismball - commies with a cross
- Neoliberalismball - like you're actually going to lower taxes
- Agrarianismball - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
- Social Democracyball - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare
- Marxism-Leninismball - fuckin commie scum
- National Socialismball - almost as bad as socdem
Further Info
Books
- There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(
Wikipedia Articles
- Janusz Korwin-Mikke
- KORWiN
- Konfederacja
- Congress of the New Right
- Real Politics Union
- Liberty and Lawfulness
YouTube Videos
- Monarchists in the Polish Parliament | Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon of Akkad
- This man has -1000 respect for women why might SHOCK you by Pewdiepie
- Piers Morgan Rages at 'The Most Sexist Man in Politics' (Full Interview) by Good Morning Britain
- [ENG How to fight terrorism? - Janusz Korwin-Mikke] by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
- Interview with Polish MEP- Janusz Korwin-Mikke- Southampton 15/07/2017 by Mateusz Jaronski
- The Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon yet again.