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Champism is the odeology of Mr. Champi. He hates the indigenous and hates the center-right, the far-left and hates being called "Totalitarian" or "Totalit-ARYAN".
Beliefs
Anti-Indigenism
Presidentialism
Madness
"Vote for Maxísimo, vote for madness."
Champi has shown various episodes of madness on 
Discord. Sometimes, when someone bothers him, he goes crazy and accuses them of being a harasser. If someone says something he doesn't like, Champi claims they are a harasser. He has been labeled as crazy for this, and he has also earned the nickname "Champitler," a combination of "Hitler" and "Champi." Additionally, Champi goes crazy every time someone calls him "Totalitarian" or "Totalit-Aryan." He is sometimes called "Totalit-Aryan" because Champi is a 
Germanophile, and that's why he is referred to as "Totalit-Aryan," which is an acronym combining "Aryan" and "Totalitarian."
Relationships
Superior
Fictional Micronationalism - Yeah, guys!
Ethnic Nationalism - Fuck indigenous!
Social Darwinism - I WILL EAT MY ENEMIES!!!
Social Liberalism - Literally Me! Why you are running?!?!
Ordo-Liberalism - Super superior-liberalism!!!
Keynesian School - Keynes!
Chilean Socialism - Michelle Bachelet!!
Nordic Model - You are a true socialist!!!
Social Democracy - Actual Socialism.
Welfarism - Welfare! But only for me.
Totalitarianism - Just like 
Galaxy Falcon said: "Where the parliament votes for the president because people don't know how to vote. A WORLD WHERE ART AND ANIMATION ARE PROHIBITED, AND THE DEATH PENALTY IS A NORM. And where the death penalty is legal. Where Twitter and TikTok are banned. Where both sexist and feminist ideals are outlawed, and everyone must respect each other equally. And the best part: Create a football stadium. Where social democracy is rewritten. Maxtom, for me, that is a perfect world."
Cultism - LONG LIVE TO MAXTOM! But also for me.
Kakistocracy - I love memes, unless I appear in a meme as "Champitler".
Autocracy - Our Great Big Giant Supreme Arab-Jewish-Christian Leader Maxtom! But I'm better than Maxtom.
Ismism - Yes!!! MORE TRASH-IDEOLOGIES!!!
Patchwork - More Micronations!!!
Irredentism - TIME TO FINISH MY OLD ENEMIES! TIME TO MAKE 
OLIVOS GREAT AGAIN!!
Girondism - Liberalism? BASED! Constitutional Monarchism? BASED!!
Oligarchy - BASED!!!!!
Maybe
Democracy - I AM DEMOCRATIC!!!! I SWEAR!!!!
Inferior
Jacobinism 
- SHUT UP, BAK BAX, I'M NOT CRAZY!!! YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY !!!
National Bolshevism - SHUT UP, DRASTHE, YOU ARE ONLY A NAZI-COMMUNIST!!! YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY !!!
FOOD
Indigenism - IF YOU'RE NOT OF MY ETHNICITY, YOU DON'T DESERVE JUSTICE! *proceeds to kill and then eat them*
National Communism - COMMUNIST AND NATIONALIST?!? I'LL SAVE YOU FOR DINNER!! *proceeds to roast*
Neoliberalism - YOU BETTER FRY IT!! *proceeds to fry it*
Capitalist Communism - OXYMORON!!! *proceeds to fry it*
Gallery
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By
Anthony Bax
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A satire by
Anthony Bax
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By
Sanson
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By
Sanson
Further Information
References
- ↑ Champi hates LGBTQ+ marriage.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Champi, regarding the proposed 2022 constitution in Chile, said: “A bit radical for my taste, but good. I would remove things like constitutional abortion and justice for different indigenous ethnicities, as well as add that each president can establish economic policies without infringing on the social and democratic state, and, brother, they won't take away your house.”