Averagist Conservatism is an averagist variant of conservatism, specifically American conservatism. Averagist Conservatism believes in literally everything FOX News, the New York Post and the Daily Wire says, and also believes Donald Trump is Jesus. Averagist Conservatism also believes everyone should have the exact same conservative values as himself. However, unlike regular Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Averagism, Averagist Conservatism does not follow Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Communalism or any leftist school of economics, believing them to be "Literally the Union of Satanic SJW Regulations." Instead, Averagist Conservatism follows the Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Chicago School of economics, and literally screeches when someone proposes any kind of welfare system.
Personality
Averagist Conservatism acts like a stereotypical conservative that watches too much FOX News and always rants about SJWs and socialism. Averagist Conservatism can never be seen without a MAGA hat.
Averagist Conservatism can also be seen driving trucks with numerous right-wing political slogans on them.
Relationships
Friends
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Trumpism - ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Shapiroism - I love watching Ben Shapiro DESTROYING the libs with facts and logic!
- File:AmericaNat.png American Nationalism - AMERICA #1!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-SJW - I love watching SJW cringe compilations on YouTube!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Paleoconservatism - Stop occasionally ranting about Jews, but other than that, you're based!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Conservatism - Based and redpilled!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Chicago School - The best economic school of thought!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Libertarianism - The most based neoliberal ideology out there!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Libertarianism - DON'T TREAD ON ME!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Capitalism - I may not like D*sney, but capitalism is still objectively the best economic system out there!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Black Conservatism and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Conservative Feminism - See? We don't hate women or black people!
Frenemies
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Fuentesism - You are also based, but you seriously need to stop talking about Jews and race realism. It's really bad for PR.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Alt-Lite - SJW cringe compilations are based, but you REALLY need to stop hanging out with Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination him. We don't want everyone think we're literal Nazis, do we?
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Trumpgender MAGAsexual Pride - Wait, what?
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neoconservatism - Fake conservative, but at least we both hate communism!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Christian Theocracy - God is fighting for us, pushing back the darkness!
But why do you say that worshiping Trump is heretical? And wdym helping the poor is a Christian belief? Are you some kind of communist? - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Averagism - Everyone should be conservative, but why are you economically left-wing?
Enemies
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Liberalism - THOSE DARN LIBERALS, DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination - Do you even know what a liberal is?
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Brazilian Liberalism - Same as above, but atleast he don't live in USA
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination SJW - Time to DESTROY you with FACTS and LOGIC!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Bidenism - LET'S GO BRANDON!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Hyperborea Bidenism - See? I told you that Joe Biden was literally a white supremacist!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Obamaism - Literally the antichrist!
- File:Satoba.png Antichristic Obamaism - Actually the antichrist!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Barracks Communism - See? Obama is literally a communist!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Communism - BETTER DEAD THAN RED!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Alt-Right - I SWEAR I'M NOT YOU!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination White Nationalism - I DENOUNCE WHITE NATIONALISTS,
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Fascism - FASCISTS,
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Klansmanism - THE KKK,
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nazism - AND THE NAZIS!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Meridionalism - fake Conservative, Just a Wolf in Sheeps clothing
