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“Did I cook? But anyways, do you guys think I cooked?”
P. “Volker41” Schäfer (2016-2024)
“LEGAL DISCLAIMER!!! Volker41ism is a 100% legal ideology that rejects any form of violence. Volker41 is not legally responsible for what trolls might do or say while pretending to either be him or support him. Volker41 himself would never engage in any acts of violence and seeks the common good only through legal activism and writing.”
Lolcowism is not an ideology, but rather a term for internet users who are constantly mocked by other users due to their stupid actions and doesn't know why they are being mocked. There's a difference between 
Lolcows and 
Trolls, since Trolls are always ironical and for most of the time have the purpose of making people laugh while Lolcows doesn't have this purpose and are often serious in their actions.
Current Polcompball Lolcows
N.Brio da Zuera/Javi Coelho
Volker41
Main article:
“The kikes cannot control me — because I am — Aryan and I resisted and this is why — they are sending the — trolls to harass me and silence me, and its also because of the fact that — I’m Pro-Palestine.”
Volker is a latinx brown natsoc that the Free Polcompball community knows and loves.
Dony/Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser
“NO DONY!”
Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser/Dony is an infamous user of Free Polcompball due to his often annoying and copycat personality, his love for creating low-quality pages (most of the time they are copied from the other wikis or they are just a single paragraph), as well as his black-and-white view of the world regarding politics. He got the nickname "Dony" after misspelling the word "don't" after being warned of another "Donyless Hour"[1]. The full phrase was "no don't" with capslock on.
There are many rumors and controversies involving DECB, one of these theories claimed DECB might actually be an alternative account of 
MugiKotobuki larping as a 
liberal. This theory started because many pointed out the fact that, at the time, DECB was creating many pages of far-right ideologies and his "people opnions" sections only had far-right ideologues (ranging from politicians to activists, dictators, war criminals and school shooters). But after many accusations got him to remove most people who were in his page.
Other rumor was that he is a pedophile because of a screenshot with Galaxy where DECB asked what they age his, and after Galaxy claimed he was 10, DECB posted a photo of two mens kissing. Though some claim this screenshot was fake, and this include 
MrNoNonsense (the creator of the Anti-Dony Aktion) who admitted this screenshot was fake.
Galaxy
“Nietzsche isn't a nihilist?”
MugiKotobuki8814
“How about yes, I invite you to my couple, I would like to be your couple. Please.”
Aaron Carter
“Oh no. I see myself ending up here [as a lolcow].”
Former Polcompball Lolcows
Jeff1123
Killer Kitty
Lenin is Based
“Whoa”
Person 16384
You can add more Lolcows in this page. Being them former or currently, Lolcows are the same.
- ↑ A slang when the mods mute DECB for few hours due to his annoyance