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“Did I cook? But anyways, do you guys think I cooked?”
P. “Volker41” Schäfer (2016-2024)
“LEGAL DISCLAIMER!!! Volker41ism is a 100% legal ideology that rejects any form of violence. Volker41 is not legally responsible for what trolls might do or say while pretending to either be him or support him. Volker41 himself would never engage in any acts of violence and seeks the common good only through legal activism and writing.”
Lolcowism is not an ideology, but rather a term for internet users who are constantly mocked by other users due to their stupid actions and doesn't know why they are being mocked. There's a difference between 
Lolcows and 
Trolls, since Trolls are always ironical and for most of the time have the purpose of making people laugh while Lolcows doesn't have this purpose and are often serious in their actions.
Current Polcompball Lolcows
N.Brio da Zuera/Javi Coelho
Volker41
Main article:
“The kikes cannot control me — because I am — Aryan and I resisted and this is why — they are sending the — trolls to harass me and silence me, and its also because of the fact that — I’m Pro-Palestine.”
Volker is a latinx brown natsoc that the Free Polcompball community knows and loves. He frequently spends his time on the Discord server talking about hating the Jews and supporting Palestine and how Jesus was aryan or something, Idk. Volker is also known for getting unfunny slop on the server starboard, though his cult following will likely try to convince you otherwise.
Common Volker behavior would include proclaiming that he is white (his ethnic makeup is 25% Dutch, 25% Spanish, 25% Italian, and 25% redskin) despite living in Colombia. He also may have watched too much Europa: The Last Battle; he believes that Hitler was a wholesome anti-racist and loved shitskins or smth. Volker’s hatred of Jews apparently comes from the fact that he was molested by a Jew when he was 10 years old.
Volker has also been accused of watching child pornography (due to his unhealthy obsession with Madoka Magica) and beastiality ever since Polcompball user HEW introduced him to My Little Pony. Well, the latter may be true. Due to these reasons, the Free Polcompball Discord server commonly refers to him as a lolcow, but he believes that the users who make fun of him are trolls sent by Mossad/the CIA.
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR LUÍS MIGUEL
“I would prefer the Nazi side than the skibidi side”
Luís Miguel Olivera da Silva is an effeminate shameless sodomite homofascist transvestite a Brazilian Polcompball user and he is literally GOD. He was a brave kid who stood against the lies of the nazifascists, the heretics, and commies to defend his favela traditions of the jungle. It is prophesied that one day, Luís Miguel will come down from the heavens as a savior of the monkey race and smite the shameless montagers back to hell where they came from.
Luís Miguel was also a man of science, only using the non-montaged archives of wikipedia.org and knowing what dinosaurs are. He also spoke out against the false prints, summoning his mother to unleash his wrath on the Free Polcompball server when they were disguising as him. Do not believe the lies that he is pagan, homosexual, or communist, for that is true completely montaged.
In addition to being a man of science, Luís Miguel is a very religious man, believing in the catholic tradition of child marriage and singlehandedly touched all the 330,000 kids in France. As Luis once said: “I wanna fuck the shit out of her”. And finally, Luís Miguel was also an artist, drawing around half of the emojis for the Free Polcompball server, and additionally also once drew shameless sodomites burning in hell.
Dony/Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser
“NO DONY!”
Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser/Dony is an infamous user of Free Polcompball due to his often annoying and copycat personality, his love for creating low-quality pages (most of the time they are copied from the other wikis or they are just a single paragraph), as well as his black-and-white view of the world regarding politics. He got the nickname "Dony" after misspelling the word "don't" after being warned of another "Donyless Hour"[1]. The full phrase was "no don't" with capslock on.
There are many rumors and controversies involving DECB, one of these theories claimed DECB might actually be an alternative account of 
MugiKotobuki larping as a 
liberal. This theory started because many pointed out the fact that, at the time, DECB was creating many pages of far-right ideologies and his "people opnions" sections only had far-right ideologues (ranging from politicians to activists, dictators, war criminals and school shooters). But after many accusations got him to remove most people who were in his page.
Other rumor was that he is a pedophile because of a screenshot with Galaxy where DECB asked what they age his, and after Galaxy claimed he was 10, DECB posted a photo of two mens kissing. Though some claim this screenshot was fake, and this include 
MrNoNonsense (the creator of the Anti-Dony Aktion) who admitted this screenshot was fake.
Galaxy
“Nietzsche isn't a nihilist?”
MugiKotobuki8814
“How about yes, I invite you to my couple, I would like to be your couple. Please.”
Aaron Carter
“Oh no. I see myself ending up here [as a lolcow].”
Former Polcompball Lolcows
Jeff1123
Killer Kitty
Lenin is Based
“Whoa”
Person 16384
You can add more Lolcows in this page. Being them former or currently, Lolcows are the same.
- ↑ A slang when the mods mute DECB for few hours due to his annoyance