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Averagist Conservatism

Revision as of 19:05, 5 September 2024 by Dr. Occo (talk | contribs)


Averagist Conservatism is an averagist variant of conservatism, specifically American conservatism. Averagist Conservatism believes in literally everything FOX News, the New York Post and the Daily Wire says, and also believes Donald Trump is Jesus. Averagist Conservatism also believes everyone should have the exact same conservative values as himself. However, unlike regular Averagism, Averagist Conservatism does not follow Communalism or any leftist school of economics, believing them to be "Literally the Union of Satanic SJW Regulations." Instead, Averagist Conservatism follows the Chicago School of economics, and literally screeches when someone proposes any kind of welfare system.

Personality

Averagist Conservatism acts like a stereotypical conservative that watches too much FOX News and always rants about SJWs and socialism. Averagist Conservatism can never be seen without a MAGA hat.

Averagist Conservatism can also be seen driving trucks with numerous right-wing political slogans on them.

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

  • Fuentesism - You are also based, but you seriously need to stop talking about Jews and race realism. It's really bad for PR.
  • Alt-Lite - SJW cringe compilations are based, but you REALLY need to stop hanging out with him. We don't want everyone think we're literal Nazis, do we?
  • Trumpgender MAGAsexual Pride - Wait, what?
  • Neoconservatism - Fake conservative, but at least we both hate communism!
  • Christian Theocracy - God is fighting for us, pushing back the darkness! But why do you say that worshiping Trump is heretical? And wdym helping the poor is a Christian belief? Are you some kind of communist?
  • Averagism - Everyone should be conservative, but why are you economically left-wing?

Enemies

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