Libertarianismball, or more simply libertarianball, is a libertarian, capitalist, and culturally variable ideology. He inhabits the Libertarian-Right quadrant (purple or yellow) of The Political Compass almost completely on the right horizontally, and between Classical-Liberalismball (above) and Minarchismball (below) vertically. He believes in a very limited government and the natural (negative) rights of life, liberty, and property. Like his more extreme brother, AnCapball he follows the principle of non-aggression, known as the NAP (Non-Aggression Principle). But, he would very cautiously permit a limited government as a necessary evil to enforce it.
Libertarianismball is more extreme than Classical-Liberalismball but less so than Minarchismball. He gets along the best with these two. He also gets along with AnCapball, Capitalismball, Objectivismball, Paleolibertarianismball, and Libertarian-Conservatismball. Sometimes Conservatismball tries to hang out with Libertarianismball, but he often gets annoyed by it.
Typically, Libertarianismball spends most of his existence dreaming about: shooting automatic rifles, snorting cheap store-bought cocaine, a Ron Paul presidency, and banging 16-year-old prostitutes barely done puberty (the ones brother AnCapball considers already spoiled). He is usually found waving a Gadsden Flag while yelling "taxation is theft".
Drawing Libertarianismball is very simple:
- Draw a ball.
- Draw eyes on the ball.
- Fill the ball around the eyes with yellow (#fff301)
- Draw a coiled rattlesnake, and you're done!
For more detail add "DONT TREAD IN ME" or the simpler "NO STEP" under the rattlesnake.