Libertarianismball, or more simply Libertarianball, is a libertarian, free-market capitalist, and culturally variable ideology. He inhabits the Libertarian-Right quadrant (purple or yellow) of The Political Compass almost completely towards the right horizontally, and between Classical-Liberalismball (above) and Minarchismball (below) vertically. He believes in a very limited government and the individual's natural (negative) rights of life, liberty, and property. Like his more extreme brother, AnCapball, he follows the principle of non-aggression known as the NAP (Non-Aggression Principle). But unlike AnCapball, he would very cautiously permit a limited government as a necessary evil to enforce it. He likes the use of militias to watch them.
Libertarianball is more extreme than Classical-Liberalismball but less so than Minarchismball. He gets along the best with these two. He also gets along with AnCapball, Capitalismball, Objectivismball, Hoppeball, Paleolibertarianismball, and Libertarian-Conservatismball. Sometimes Conservatismball tries to hang out with Libertarianball, but he often gets annoyed by it.
Typically, Libertarianball spends most of his existence dreaming about: shooting unregistered automatic rifles, no tax season, snorting cheap store-bought cocaine, a Ron Paul presidency, and banging 16-year-old prostitutes barely done puberty (the ones brother AnCapball considers already spoiled). He is usually found plotting (or ranting) to make these dreams come true or simply just waving a Gadsden Flag while yelling "taxation is theft".
Drawing Libertarianball is very simple:
- Draw a ball.
- Draw eyes on the ball.
- Fill the ball around the eyes with yellow (#fff301)
- Draw a coiled rattlesnake, and you're done!
For more detail add "DONT TREAD IN ME" or the simpler "NO STEP" under the rattlesnake.