AKA your friendly neighbourhood Stalinist
Opinions
The PARTIYA
Ukraine and 
Kazakhstan (aka UaSSR and KSSR) - Sorry about the famines and radiation, I'll promise to give potatoes in return :)
Russia (aka RSFSR) - tbh quite a lot of you admire my staunch patriotism
Crimea - my ideal local tourist destination!
Juche - I owe you a huge thanks for preserving Uncle Joe's legacy!! Also, nukes go brrrrrrrrr
Rickroll - get rickrolled lmao
Cheezborgars - yom...
The outer partiya
Zionism - I don't understand why those 
trotties and the new left hate you. As long as the Jews have their own state, I'm fine with it. The Jews didn't had self determination for the past thousands of years. By the way I refuse to be entangled in middle east politics so meh...
Stinki Kulaks
Trotard - haha ice pick go ping ping
Radlibs and the regressive left - LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOIS!!!
Antifa - You're using violence to deal with anyone who disagrees with you you degenerate!
Democratism - I mean that Uncle Joe, not yours!!
About me
