Columbinism

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Columbinism is the collective ideas and ideology expressed by the 1999 Columbine Highschool massacre perpetrators, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, known as School Shooterism, or Harisism and Kleboldism individually, respectively. Since the Columbine massacre, Columbinism has been the inspiration for several "copycats", mostly teenagers, who adopted the ideology into their own beliefs.

Newer adaptations of the ideology may differentiate from the original two shooter's beliefs, however it usually always is connected to an existing mental ailment, which is often worsened by personal issues such as bullying, Incelism, etc.

Beliefs

Harrisism

Not to be confused with Harrisism, the beliefs of Kamala Harris.

Harrisism, named after Columbine shooter Eric Harris, believes in creating utter chaos to the point where the entire world is like a giant game of DOOM or Duke Nuke 'Em. He wants to live out his dream of becoming a god and killing everyone while everyone else in the world is enjoying the action too.

Kleboldism

Kleboldism, named after Columbine shooter Dylan Klebold, has very similar beliefs to Harrisism, but his urge to commit praxis comes more from a want to die rather than an apathy towards the idea of dying. He believes there is little distinction between other people and DOOM zombies, and thus the world should be plunged into a murderous warzone. He also believes it is okay to steal and that all losses done to the victims of thievery is really just survival of the fittest, such as that time Dylan and Eric stole recording equipment from some guy's van.
He also believes it is desirable to kill as much people as possible, an idea inspired by events such as the 1995 Oklahoma City Bombing, which he wanted to exceed the death toll of.

Neo-Columbinism

Neo-Columbinism, also known as Columbinstanism or Columbinerism, is the ideology that supports the modern romantization of the Columbine massacre/shooters by females, specifically on Tumblr.

Personality

Columbinism is a borderline psychopath. He might seem like an ordinary teen, even if you've known him for while, but he has constant fantasies of death, murder and destruction. He is a very big fan of DOOM, dark music, weapons, and violent things. He has a history of not handling rejection too well, especially from girls.
He is currently planning an attack on your school.

How To Draw

Draw a ball.
Color it navy.
Give it sunglasses and a black trench.
Draw a grey Darwinist symbol.
(OPTIONALLY) Give it a gun.
You're done!

Alt Design

draw a white ball.
divide it in two in the middle, keep the left part white but add the words: "Natural Selection" in black and, fill the right part with black and add the words "WRATH" in red.
draw him a cap.
draw a black raincoat.
draw a gun or weapon like this
Add eyes
and you're done!

Neo Columbinism Design

Draw a ball.
Color it fuchsia.
Give it sunglasses and a black trench.
Draw a light grey stripe through the ball. (#d4d4d4)
Optional: Draw a bow on the top.
Optional: Draw a phone.

Relationships

Friends

Psychiatrism - Thank you for giving me those meds. I couldn't have did it without them.
Chaosism - I will create infinite chaos.
Gamerism - Doom Based.
National Socialism - Why?,Hitler is cool
Turnerism - Nice.
Social Darwinism - Isnt america supposed to be the land of the free? how come, If im free, I cant deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions If he leaves then sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle fucking nowhere on a Fri fucking day night. NATURAL SELECTION. fucker should be shot
Illegalism - Like I said, he had all his stuff just laying there. Fucker had it coming.
Jewish-Nazism - Yes. I'm partially Jewish and am a Hitler enjoyer.
Jihadism - I am a fan of Osama bin Laden; I can't stop fanboying over your massacre plots. Also I came up with the idea to fly a plane into a building first. You're welcome.
Atheist Conservatism - Atheism and conservatism?,BASED!

Frenemies

Jokerism - We truly live in a society, but what is this bullshit about "helping people". Some people are just obviously superior than others
Freedom of Speech - God i just LOVE freedom of speech. YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?---Freedom of the press. I hate that part of the Bill of Rights.
Lutheran Theocracy - mmm,Dylan Klebold is Semi-Luteran,But You are Weird.

Enemies

Christian Democracy - Do you believe in God?
Paleoconservatism and File:ChristConservF.png Christian Conservatism - So what if DOOM and videogames caused Columbine? Ha!
Rebelism - Same with you.
Police Statism - FUCKING COPS I'LL PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOU!
Bullyism - Fuck You,Motherfucker Bastard!