×
Create a new article
Write your page title here:
We currently have 2,497 articles on Polcompball Wiki. Type your article name above or click on one of the titles below and start writing!



Polcompball Wiki
Revision as of 13:48, 14 October 2023 by NewMaritimeVistula (talk | contribs)


Vistulism is a economically centre to centre-right (or more right, idrk where to put it), socially centre-left, meritocratic political ideology describing the views of User:MaritimeVistula.

It strongly believes in the disestablishment of "crony capitalism", capitalism which favors conserving class boundaries, kleptocracy and helping those who are "government favorites" and instead wishes for an ideal of capitalism which is more meritocratic and inclusive, which it likes to call "orthodox capitalism", despite that not being orthodox at all (who cares, just rewrite history lol).


Vistulism takes many of it's ideas from Meritocracy, believing that wealth can be considered "illegitimate" if you haven't done anything to properly earn it. For example, large families which trace themselves back to centuries ago and who didn't work for any of their wealth but instead got it through fancy ass titles (e.g. the entire leadership of the UK Conservative Party.) Unlike Meritocracy however, it believes that leaders shouldn't be assigned based on merit but instead popular vote, since getting the popular vote is itself a form of hard work (unless your in a motherfucking two-party system where you're pretty much just flipping a blooming coin).

Despite being quite right-leaning, Vistulism still likes ideas from Socialism, believing that socialism may even be possible as an intermission stage to spread out the wealth until we can let loose actual meritocracy where all have an equal chance. Vistula also is a liker of Jeremy Corbyn because of his good moral values and genuine advocacy for helping the people.

The Culture War

Doesn't fucking exist. It's an artificial idea made by alt-right clowns to justify their hatred of people for literally existing (how evil - existing??!?! the horror!!!).

Trade Unions

Trade Unions are motherfucking based. Fighting for personal progress when oppressed by (workplace) authority? Based.

Non-Claimed Land

If you're able to claim some land that isn't claimed by anyone, you're entitled to profit off of it.
This means that if you start tilling on some random ass Scottish highland land in the middle of blooming nowhere, you can produce as many blooming potatoes as you want.

Colonial Reparations

Please, just make the monarchy pay this. The citizens shouldn't have to pay this, we didn't do shit.