Alstūdoncrack thought is the bastard child of 
Alstūdism and 
Second Anidiotoncrack Thought, though they both said that it came into the universe out of hateful asexual reproduction, it's a Welfarist, capitalist, conservative fascist, it's also bisexual because both of its parents hate it and don't talk to it
relations
friends
frenemies
Alstūdism - my father, taught me about being aryan, welfare and jew hatred before kicking me out of his shed
Second Anidiotoncrack Thought - taught me about religion, economics and jew hatred before threatening to kill me with a 1911 he bought behind walmart
