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"Fuck them, they can't take a joke!" - Subgenius

This page is a joke, don't take this serious if you are easily offended.

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"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

This page is meant to represent Minority slayer's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission.

Not to be confused with ze REAL Gamerism


Gamerism is an autistic ideology created by the epic gamer (far-right extremist) and Wiki User, Minority slayer.

Its essentially the average gamer's political ideology according to faggots, right-wing faggots, and mainstream faggots.


"I actually went outside once.. too many minorities"

Xx_MinoritySlayer_xX, when told to touch grass



"What a fucking nigger"

PewDiePie, Bridge Incident


Beliefs

Civics

In regards to civics, I adhere to Totalitarianism, because a strong guberment would obviously be needed to oppress and enslave all minority/marginalized groups.

BUT le guberment would still not be able to look at search histories, because i hate when people look at me search history

Le guberment would rule over an Intergalactic White Nationalist Republic called Gamerstani and it'd be entirely based on Wolfenstein's Third Reich

Economy

I support a capitalist slave economy based on the forced labor of wimmin and minorities. All Welfare programs would be abolished so that no chimps leeches off of the white man. The only regulations that would still exist are those that forces faggot corporations and game devs to tolerate racism and sexism and serve the state.

Anti-Communism

Communism is gay as fuck, and its founder Karl Marx was a gay black emo jew with AIDS. I'd have all commies tortured, then dropped from helicopters (with the exception of nazbols)

Society Policy

As an epic gamer, i obviously believe that all women should be sent back to the kitchen where they belong. There should also be state mandated big tiddy goth gfs provided to every aryan mfer. Abortion (for aryan women only) would be criminalized,, unless if the baby has a birth defect like Down Syndrome.

I also believe that all Lgbbqia0010101+ niggas are to be sent to concentration camps, anyone suspected of being a zoophile would promptly be burnt to death by Flammenwerfer 35s.

Pvre vrilmaxxed indo-evropan aryans are descendents of the gods and therefore are more fit to rule and should not only be put above other races, but should enslave or genocide them.

Thoughts on slurs

Epik gamer words i use everyday, especially in COD ranked lobbies.

Variants

Left Gamerism

Left-Gamerism is the economically far-left version of Gamerism which believes that mass starvation is cool.

Personality

Gamerism is highly toxic and likes staying indoors while harrassing women online. He can only consume mtn dew and doritos and feels the need to use the n-word everytime he loses a game. When not gaming, he'll either browse 4chan or commit hate crimes by lynching minorities and burning their houses down in minecraft.

Can be depicted as a chudjak

Relationships

Frens

Mixed

  • Slayerism - DOOM is a gud vidya gaem, but slaying demons gets boring after a while. I just wanna kill minorities in minecraft
  • Islamic Theocracy - BOMB ALL SANDNIGGERS!!! But you oppress wimmin which is based.
  • Dad - Stop cutting into my game time!
  • Mom - Just five more minutes, mom.
  • National Bolshevism - My favorite judeobolshevik.
  • Entertainment Controlism - I hate it when the cuckservatives try to remove gore from my gaemz, but you could be used to destroy wokeness in gaming.
  • Eco-Fascism - No i don't wanna go outside, also climate change is a hoax.
  • Police Statism - і'll place tոt blocks in the glowie headquarters,, in Minecraft. wait you're my "based and redpilled" online friends??

Cring

Ubercring/Worst Enemies

  • Juden - KYS YOU HOOK-NOSED CONTROL FREAK!!! Hate only makes gaming more fun and you're ruining that
  • SJW - Retard that keep pushing forced diversity, puritanism, and are why i can't say nigger in roblox chat! also a puppet of the goy above.
  • Feminism - Wimmins don't deserve any rights, now quit bitchin and get back to the kitchen b4 i ræp you!!
  • (((Marxism–Leninism))) - Autistic little shit trying to destroy tradition and private property, get tf in the helicopter NOW! But i become a commie when pirating tho

Frens

  • groomed by 764 award - Epic ideology, your views on race and women are super based.
  • Based AuthRight Nazi thought - OMFG you're so based kewl and epikkk. Literally me.
  • Second Anidiotoncrack Thought - Based celtic guy, i especially like your views of da juice and (((communism))).
  • B.S.o.D Fanism - Based satanic fascist guy, even though anarchism sucks but you're the guy above so i'll keep you in this tier
  • Tom Thought - Basically me but moderate.

  • Frenemies

    Enemies

    • Brazilian Liberalism - Cringe and retardpilled.
    • Hoodism - My opposite in every way.
    • Temujin Leeism - Dumb ideology, no way you unironically believe this shit.
    •  Baxism - Not a fan of the French Revolution and your Nihilism.
    • Neosyndicalism - Commie. Also I'm still waiting for my state-mandated gf.
    • Phill Tchaikovskism - You come off as a SocDem, just become a fascist already.
    • N.Cortexism - Uh no im not wasting my seed on any poarch monkeys.
    • Distributist Reactionaryism - Anti-racist and anti-nationalist coal.
    • DECBism - You Will Never Be A Gamer, stop copying me you melon munching KFC burnt nigga.
    • Schaberism - STFU MACACO, BRAZIL SHOULD BE A PORTUGESE COLONY AND ALL BRAZILIANS SHOULD BE ENSLAVED BY THE PORTUGESE At least you also support killing jews

    Get Owned

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    Notes

    1. Except gamers; who are an actual oppressed minority group worthy of an entire Pride Month even

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