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List of FPCB Fanfics/Kid Bengala becomes the president of Brazil

Kid Bengala was a very famous porn actor in Brazil, he was black and infamous for staring in many taboo porn movies. One day, he decided to candidate as the mayor of Sao Paulo by the Union Brazil Party.

  • - So are you our new candidate?
  • - Yes
  • - What the world has become. A porn actor is one of the candidates for the mayor of the biggest city in Latin America. Our party is a fucking joke.

Kid Bengala lost the election to Bruno Covas, from the Social Democratic Party. But Bengala's hope never fade away, and he was determined to be elected as politician.

In the year of 2026, the President Lula was campaigning for his reelection, but the Right-Wing don't had any good candidate after the retirement of Bolsonaro. Kid Bengala saw an opportunity, and joined the Union Brazil Party again.

  • - So now we have a porn actor as candidate?
  • - Yes
  • - This is the worst year to us Conservatives since 2002! You are our candidate now. I really hope Lula gets reelected, Brazil will become the worldwide joke if a porn actor become the president.

But, to everyone's surprise... Kid Bengala won the election, defeating Lula, one of the most popular presidents Brazil ever had. At his inauguration ball, Kid Bengala made a speech:

  • - Thanks everyone. I would never expect this day to come, from a porn actor, to the president of one of the most relevant countries in the world. I promise to *fuck* corruption, crime, poverty, inequality and every single problem this country has.