Characters
Esoteric Fascism
Pacifist Feminism
Skibidi Toilet
Mr Allah Akbar
Kakistocracy
Poopenfarten
Accelerationism
they know each other
- - I wish I could find someone who likes paganism like me, that would be based.
- - h-hello, y-your y-your name is E-Esoteric F-Fascism? (*Blushes*)
- - Yeah,Why?
- - I see that you like p-paganism and you're blonde with blue eyes like I-I d-say you're very kawaii >w<
- suddenly Esofash blushes and gets nervous, he doesn't know what to do, an Aryan and pagan girl like him had approached and treated him well, he blushes so much that he can barely speak- - m-m-m um, I-I mean you're very pretty d-did they tell you? (blushes)
- - m-m no, but you're the one who told me, by the way m-I'd like to go out with you, w-do you want? >wO
- - Mmmm,Yes?
- - Good!
- - SKIBIRI DOP DOP DOP YES YES (kills EsoFash)
- - Hi! do you remember me? (starts playing Al Qawlu Sawarim)
- - SKIBIRI SKIBIRI SKIBIRI!? (gets shooted by Mr Allah Akbar and dies)
- - follow the Allah's word! not a fake infidels word! ALLAH AKBAR! (kills PacFem)
- - hey
you, join the Jihad against Youtube Kids - - *comes back to life and drop kicks Mr. Allahu Akbar*
- - Ouch, holy shit.
- - It's perfect. First I rizz your brother. Now I rizz you. Skibidi, my friend.
- - Go to hell.
- - *drop kicks Mr. Allahu Akbar again, killing him*
- - Suddenly, Kakistocracy comes in and brings Esoteric Fascism back to life, but he's Poopenfarten now. They corner Skibidi Toilet.
- - Look at you! Look at the sigmas you've become. Look at how L rizz you are, how Skibidi Toilet you are! You are woke among sussy soyjaks! I GAVE YOU GYATTS IN OHIO!
- - Suddenly, Accelerationism comes in at full force and beats the shit out of Skibidi Toilet, killing him again.
- - After that,
Primalism appears and claps the fucking cheeks out of Accelerationism until he can’t accelerate no more. 
- w- - HOLY SHIT IS THAT SENATORIALISM???!?!?!?!?! OH SHIT IT BROKE THE FOURTH WALL AAAAAA
- - A̷̧̡̢̨̳̖̙͈͓͍̮̮̖̫̰̻̞͔̲̼̝͔̫̰͕͇̫͈̥͓̫̅͗̄̈͗̏̅͗̾̿̍̂̓̃̔̀̎̑͐̀̀́̏̍̈̇͆̍̇͋̍͐́͌͋͂̀͋̊̄̇͒̔͆̎́̎͐̏̄̈́͂͗̍̈́̄̏̀̂͒̈͐͌͂́̏̿̆̈̄̎͛́̏͂̈́̍̊͂̀̚̚͘͘̚̕͘͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅA̴̢̢̨̧̡̢̧̢̧̧̢̢̢̨̨̛͖̭̠̜̗͍͈͙̪̭̟̩͚̣̭͙̳̬͓̜͎͎̗͕͔͚̪̱̭̲͈̖̫̦̤̩̯̮̞̬̖̲̫̳͇̘̮͕̱̦̬̳͉̮͓̝͉̦͓͕̼̩͇̮̳̱̺̗͓̲̜̝̹̮̪̜͈̮̜̳̝̬̼̟͍̞͚͉͖̟̱͕̲̱̬̹͖̺̥̪̝͓͛̒̿͒̋́͑̊̾͋̆̄̽̊́̆̌̌̔̌̐͆͗̂̃̑̅̀̀͋̎̇́̉̾͂͋̅̅͗̒̾̿̉̐̑̍̌͛̅́̏̓͂̇͂̂̒̀̆̉͗̎̍̏̍͛̇̑͆̍͘̕̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅÅ̵̡̡̢̡̢̨̧̢̢̡̢̨̨̨̡̧̡̡̧̨̡̡̨̨̛̛̛̛̘̱̞̥̫̦̠͓̣̳̰̜̣͚͍͔͚̙̞͔̱̘͇̞͖͇͉͔̰̙͖͙̹͙͇̳͇̲͈͕̻͔͙͍͔̠̟̘͇̝̱̠̙̠̺̱͈̹̙͇̠̰̠̣̝̤̤̩͔̺̼̤̣̭̭̠͔̮̬͎̪̬͚̟͕̹̥͎̰̠̪̙̲̜̤͕̫̣̭̼̠̜̘̤̬͇͖̫͕̲̝͍̖͔̯̜͙͎̖̯͍̯̥͓͚̮̪̻̼̥̪̖͖͔͉̦̟͈̼͖̩͉͈̫̮̮̼̮͚͈͎̩̙̠̤̳͇̩̟̬͍̰̫̼̝̞͔̲̭̱͙̞͕̩̤̮͔͇͖̥̘̬̘̪̖̤̝̼͓̹̝̻̜̤͕̜̞̦̩͎̞̗̪̤͓͎͖̯̘̞̘̜͕̤̬͙̙̘̟̥̪̣̮̠̤̲͍͕̯̺͕͈͍̝̮̝̯̟̤̹̜̖̳̮͔̼̤̜͈̦̻͕̹̯̟̩̼̻̀́̈́́̒͐̈́̌̈́̑̌̂̽͗͒́͋̎̅̈́̇͌̽̇̍̇̀̇̓̏̄̂̓̍̇̉͆͊͋̏̽̂͑̔͋̐̿̐͒̐́͌͆̍͋̆́̏͆̃̂̀͛̎̆̂̊͂̆̒̈́̔̅̕̕̚͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅÄ̵̢̨̢̧̡̢̨̡̢̢̢̡̨̡̨̧̨̡̨̡̧̢̛̛̛̱̳̙͙͍̟̗̟̺͈͚̣̯͈̙͈̱̟̬̖̺̰͖̭̦͉͈͖͖̱̜̭̯͕̼͍͙̩̝̠͍̣̝͙̭͓̝̳͍̟̦̼̤̲̩̬̦̮͔̬̣̟̣̹̜̟̫̙͇̜̝̲̬̯̙̭̬̥̜͕͎̗͓̜̫̖̟̲̦̫̤̭͖̺͔̙̪̝̫͈̹̭̣̟̩̘̺̦̠͙̲͖͓͖̜̙̯̭̼͈̰̲͖̮̱͓͕̥̖̠̩͙̖͖̠͉̫̱͎̬͓̞͈͓̥̬͙̥͚̹̻̝̼̦͙̖̫̮͓̰̝̭̗͓̩͔̮̼̟̬̱̥̥͙̻̙̦̗͓̦̣̥̝̰͍͕̯̥͈͕̖̗̠̩̙̬̮̱͉̼͓̤̼͇͖̬̪̫̫̟̖̻̟͉͎́͒̏̇́̍̈́̅̔͗͛̅̊̑͑͗͂̌̀̎̀̐̈́̇͐̀̂́͆͊̄͑̄̇͊̐̂̈́̄̽̓͊͐̂̄͒̆̇̈́̀̌́̾̑̏͐̓̓͐̈̿̒̌̈́̏͑̐́̋̋̊̈́͋̄̅̀͒͆͒̎̀̄͛̃̅̅̂͂͛̅͑́͂͗̉̉͐͒̃̽͑̂͑̍̾̓͑̉̂͆̔̈́̾͆̉͒̌͂̌͗́͊̔̎̌̒͗̽̈̋̾͋̈͒̿̌̄͐̿͗̏́̌͌̄̈́̃̃́̔̇̀̅̅̓͐͑̽̋̆͘̕̕̕͘̕̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅA̵̢̢̨̧̨̢̧̢̢̡̨̨̢̗̣̟̦͍͔͚̫͇͚͉̺̦̟͔̜̤̪̘̹͙͖̰̬̗̣̮̙͔̜̮̦͓͔̬͈̣̱̦̦̟̼̠̲̫̤͚̩̯̼̩̙̜̦̞͖̖͖̠͔͇̖̦͈̳̹͖̭͙̝̫̣̮̙͓̥̲̹̤̰̞̘̭̥̠͖͙̜̝̣͖͔̭̦̠͈͙̰̣̩̪̮̬̹̹̯̪̪̩̖͔̙̬͉̞̪̥̲̮̰̹̣͍̦̪̰̟̜̺̝̱̠̱̦̭̮̭̝̤̲̥̺̝̫̱͙̯̦̻̠̟̤̞͙̭̋̄̇̈́̆̂̀̇͛̎̐̿̃̈́̊̉̑̓̿̈́̓̾͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅĄ̴̢̢̨̡̡̨̧̧̢̧̡̢̡̢̨̨̨̨̡̧̡̡̛̛̩͔̥̻̺̠̱̖̰̮͎̠̭̬̰͎̭̜͙̮̰͖͎̮̣͇͉̼̥̰͍̟͚̰̪̖̠͙͔͚̬̯̝̜̼̱̳̺͍̩͍͈̫͖͕̝̭̰̖͍̞̦̭̱̼̗̗̙͚͕̲̳̗̘̱̟̬̱͍̪̘͓͎͚͙̳͎̜̟̟̪͚̬̞̹͕̣̣͎̥̲̬̭̘̺̹̝͕̠̞̹̦̘̯͈̩͔̼̭̺͈͇̺̹̹̘͔͈̺̻̙̱̪̭̞͇̤̮̰͚͎͚͔̣͓̥͙͈͈̙̪̠̳͈͈͉̣̹͚̟̜̻͖͎͚͓̞͓̗̲͈̪̯̗̘̖̼͚̝̥̩͓̫͍͉̪̖͇̦͕̯̞̱̣̪̩̪̰̬̬̱̟̘͉̫͔͔̯̯͚̱̣͍̣̙͖̭̹̪̖̜̼͍͔̫͚̣͚̭̩͉͈͙̠͉̻͍̱͖̙̫̰̣̪̀̈́́̐̋́̆̓͌̒̈́̈̀̐̎̄͑̔̽̐́̐̓͊̆̈͊̔̆͂́̓͐͂̈́͋́̆̐̊̃̀̀̉͌͗̆̄̂́̈́͛͑̑̈́̀̑̑͑͛̔͆̊́̈́̆͂̑̓́̓̓́̓̾̋̿̌̂̅̉͗͊͗̐̌̉̀́̆͑̕̕̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅĄ̸̢̨̢̧̨̢̨̧̨̡̡̨̨̧̢̨̧̧̢̡̧̧̨̧̨̧̡̢̺̺̭͇̜̪͖̲̹͎̦̲͔̤̥͙̩͈̥̹̪͚̞̼̗̩̹̙̪̰̻̼͉͕̬͎͇̖̪̗̝̜̭͖͍͈̘̬̱̫̩͎̻͍͇̥͕͕͍̹̬̰̥̻̺̭̞̩̞̜͈̦̩̝̺͉̣͍̮̲̻͇̻̭̖͈̠̘̭̣̠̱̺̙̟̪̦̤̫̤͍̙̫͔͙͓̩̖̦̤͇̹̠̦̮̤͙̺̠̠̤̙̦͖̤̫͔͉̼͔̤̯̘͇̲͖̱̬̫̟͕̘̹̰̯̼̙̭̲̦̫̹̦̫̤͖͍̮̺͎̰̮̘͍̰̼̦͍̥͔͈̥̜͚̝͉̠͔̤͈̝̹̦̟̺̖̺̦͖̤̙͖̞͇́͆͛͋̑͌̓̽́͐͋̾̓̋̂̈̒̌̅̈̉̓͌̋͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅA̴̢̡̢̢̧̧̧̢̨̨̧̨̢̢̨̨̧̢̡̢̧̡̡̡̡̡̡̡̧̢̡̧̧̨̡̢̛̛̛̹͕̝̞̹̤͍̼͈̻͇̮̮͇̫̻̣̙̹̬̝̙̭̗̹̙͎̼̻̝̖̬͇̩̺̻͖͉̣͈͖̱͓͙̬̺̬̩͙̰͖͎̮̠̬̹͙̼̙͔̘̘̻̮̳̗̮̜̹̮͎̳͚̙͇̖̗̞̩̞̙̞̳̜͚̫̠̬̜̞̣̝̹͇̖̲͖̘̲͎͔̖̱̥͉̰̟͖̺̭͓̙̞͎̦̣̟̤͔̮͈͙̭͕̹̤̗̥̖̱̯̣̫̣͉̗͈̯̩̯̠̝̮͚̰̗̱͚̺̠̖̗̰̪͇̱̣̠̞͓͕̹̥̹̳̖̱͚̺͈̟͎͈̤̪̲͖̩̩̱̻͖̹̥̙͓̩̘̭̪͖͕̖̤̺̜͎͚͎͔̬͇̪̮̫̬̟͎͚̜̮̭͈͖̳͖̱̖̦̰̪̫̬͕̙͕̝̗͔͍̪̟̱̿͊̐̾͐͊̅͌̀̆͆̏̀̎̀͛̐̐̿̾̾̃̔̈́̎̈́̍̃̀̍͒̋̈́̇̾̃̈́̈̋͊̄̅̇̈̓͒̉̋̆̐̀̾̋̒͋͂͗̋̑̓̔̎̊̄̔̓̈́̊̐̈́́̏̊̒̍̉͋̾͋̀͐̔̈́̎̊̿̌̃̏͗̋͌͆̎͆̈́̃͗͆̌̆̏͂̅̎̽͒̈́̇̈́̄̓́̇̊̀̾͌̑̃̆͂̿̇͗̏̍̆̾͂̽̽͌̈́̈́̑̇͒̚̕̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ
- What?- - I’m back, but Jonah appears and kills not only Accelerationism, Primalism, and Pacifist Feminism, but the whole world. Then, after everyone died, they woke up and saw this.
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Comments
2x2Master - krill yourself
Hispanic Reactionary Bourbonism - Look how i improved this story 
Scorpism - I improved it even more.
Gamerism - Nah what in ohio rizz zazza skibidi gyatt is this shiet
Theoanarchism 
- There wasn't any rolereversal noncon with pacfem domming esofash, 0/10