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List of FPCB Fanfics/Two Chads One Jew

Cast

Chads

  • N. Brio Da Zuera
  • Skibidi G-Man

Jew

  • CubaCatholicFalangist

Story

Narrator: This is the Story of two Gigachads named N.Brio Da Zuera and Skibidi G-Man owning the Jewish Nigger named CubanCatholicFalangist.
Narrator: We start with our two Sigmas Kidnap the Nigger.
CubanCatholicFalangist: Where am I? Holy cope, who are these Chads?
N.Brio Da Zuera: Hello my Nigger,I hope you're going to have a bad time.
Skibidi G-Man: Let's start off small, go to the fields
CubanCatholicFalangist: Yes master~
Narrator: CubanCatholicFalangist spends the first 30 minutes in slavery picking up cotton from the fields, as any nigger does. If he does something wrong, he gets whipped, but because he's a masochistic faggot, he lies in a submissive position and moans when he gets whipped.
CubanCatholicFalangist: Harder Daddy!~ A-h-h!G-Man Toilet
Skibidi G-Man: ok, next you'll have to work in our sweatshop.
Narrator: CubanCatholicFalangist like any nigger, happily agrees and then works in the sweatshop for 69420 Minutes. However he makes one mistake
CubanCatholicFalangist: Wawawa, I made a mistake!
N.Brio Da Zuera: well, it's time to brutally murder you.
Narrator: The Sigmas Chop off the Jew's Hands before Castrating him
CubanCatholicFalangist: MY TINY PP! REEEEEEEE!
Narrator: The Two Chads then cover the Jewish Nigger in Pool and piss on him
Narrator: Eventually, the Nigger Looses his ability to speak and now only Speaks in Nonsensical Monkey Ebonics, he then gets his skin removed.
CubanCatholicFalangist: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Narrator: The Nigger named CubanCatholicFalangist fucking dies. The End.