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PCBaller World/Alternate History

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Greater Illinois, in its never-ending fetish for alternate history/futures, has decided to allocate a part of its new supercomputer into simulating what specific future states would look like (but can't actually happen due to Jonah's "no war" policy or due to the author(s) of the state wanting a different headcanon). It's kind of hard to describe with words, so we'll give some examples:

  • With this project, the ARI could hypothetically reunify the entire USA.
  • The annexation of Dacia, the Balkan Union and Istria can be imagined by Byzantium, Hungary or the PSNR.
  • The Solution takes the entire Russian landmass over.
  • Whiztale can have his Romanian homecoming.
  • Norway-Sweden can initiate Total Swede Death.
  • New Queensland can actually have the city of Queensland in it.
  • ZZ-occupied PSNR.
  • And many other wacky or overly-specific scenarios...


Countries

Europe

The Russian Purification Zone

This scenario occurs when the Neo-Soviet Union is annexed by a radical Solution-led (Navyshirt) Greater Illinois. Note that the actual author behind Greater Illinois believes in none of this sentiment and only exists because of lore purposes.

Anthem: Knights of Honor and Duty

The Russian Purification Zone is a Solution-governed puppet state of Greater Illinois established over what was once the Neo-Soviet Union and parts of West Siberia (the unclaimed portions, not the actual Siberian network of communes led by Calculustt, which even a Solution-led Illinois would be friendly towards, given their shared goals and the presence of various indigenous Siberian groups). It's an extremely militaristic, authoritarian, and neo-feudalist state led by a fanatic clique of American Russophobes that have one goal in mind; work nearly all of the local Russian population to their deaths. Governmentally, it is a one-party totalitarian state consisting of a clique of opportunistic corporations who bought stakes in the project pre-annexation. It enforces its rule by the usage of advanced technology, although, unlike more "conventional" hypothetical Illinoisian puppet states, this one is not committed to developing more technology. Instead, it devotes its entire existence towards working each and every Russian and Chechen within their grasps to their deaths in the monetarily cheapest ways possible for the biggest potential profits.

  • Motto: "Redemption through Labor"
  • Anthem: Knights of Honor and Duty
  • Languages: English (Russian itself is banned)
  • President: Dr. Mikolaj Kaminski
  • Intelligence Agency: Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
  • Population: A little over 100 million people (declining rapidly)

Government

The only legal party is the hardline wing of The Solution, although the corporations still form a very influential and vocal pressure group in conducting the affairs of the state.

Party

The Solution (Hardliners): The Solution, after couping the weak, concessionist government under President Henderson, has realized its destiny after years of bloody fighting with Europe. The NWP and the 8th Internationale have been neutralized, and Russia is ours. One more task in our holy mission remains; cleanse this land of the pathetic, substanceless ethnicity that plagues it and revive Russia from those strong enough to survive it. This shall be the final task before we can engage in the long-awaited International Ascension.

  • Corporate Spartanism
    • Totalitarianism
    • Russophobia (to genocidal levels)
    • Corporatocracy
    • Slavery
    • Economic Darwinism
    • Spartanism
Pressure Group

Corporate Interest Group: The local and international corporations that run the RPZ economy have a large say in how the state is run and in local policy. Some radical sections of the party want to maximize the utility of each individual Russian by transferring their brains into crude robotic bodies so they can work even longer and generate more profits.

Banned Groups

During the first days of occupation, any partisan cell or Neo-Soviet remnant was put down using Azazel Compounds and the might of SRUs. Anyone in Russia capable of leading an opposition party is probably six feet underground.

Relations

Diplomatic Policy: Hyper-Isolationism

The Russian Purification Zone refrains from contacting the outside world in any capacity, only contacting its mother state (Greater Illinois) to organize trade.

However, the outside world, including a few people in the ARI and even Greater Illinois itself, have expressed nothing but absolute disgust against the operation that the RPZ is conducting with the blessings of the leadership of Greater Illinois. As a result, Greater Illinois was expelled from the GTO, leading to the ARI becoming its own bloc. Byzantium also cut ties with Greater Illinois, citing the very un-liberal practices of The Solution. The PSNR, beaten into submission by the military of The Solution, was subject to a ZZ coup, and border clashes between them and the RPZ are very common. The CIA has reported that many states, including Hungary, Colorado, Byzantium and the remaining members of the 8th Internationale and the NWP have tried to make "underground railroads" to rescue the interred Russian population from the RPZ. But other than that, given Greater Illinois' status as the world's sole hyperpower, the only sensible opposition to them is, ironically, Byzantium.

Solution

[WIP]

Mediterranean Unification

This scenario occurs when Istria has managed to unify the rest of the Mediterranean, as it wished to do, but no longer under national-anarchism due to a coup which has occurred by the leader of the revolution, and the Mediterranean is now a fascist state. WIP

Romania

This scenario takes place after (what would have been) the very easy victory obtained during the Dacian invasion, Byzantium would succeed in re-establishing democratic control of Romania, through the rule of Whiztale, this represents the initial proposals of what a post-Dacian government would be in Romania by Byzantium.

The new Romanian government has control over the same areas that Dacia once had, except for Dobrogea and Northern Transylvania (+some other Hungarian claimed areas). The Byzantine and Hungarian governments have begun offering billions in economic/humanitarian aid in order to rebuild the country from the ground up, into something far better than it once was.

Romania managed to negotiate the return of Dobrogea through referendum from an amicable Byzantine government. The monarchy was restored and Whiztale appointed interim Prime Minister, putting Lebanon and Romania in a weird position where the head of state of Lebanon was simultaneously the head of state of Romania. The two countries eventually started militarising to prepare for an inevitable war against Hungary to reclaim Transylvania. (WIP)

Asia

Africa

North America

ARI-Unified U.S.A

South America

Oceania

Multi-Continent

ARI-Unified New World

Global

Gensokyo