Not to be confused with Hubert Ziółkowski (Person)
Ill be dead on a stick before I follow anything the Ukrainian Ministry of Foreign Affairs tells me to do - Hubert Ziółkowski
Hubert Ziółkowski (born January 19, 2004) is a prominent Polish politician and former ambassador, currently serving as the Kultokrat of the Polish Social Nationalist Republic. Ziółkowski has held the position of Kultokrat since 202X, and is expected to remain in the position for the foreseeable future, as the position is not subject to term limits.
Ziółkowski began his political career as an ambassador to Myanmar. However, he was later dismissed from the position due to allegations that he was too friendly with the Military Junta government. He then served as the Ambassador to Japan for a year and a half before leaving the position.
After leaving his post as ambassador, Ziółkowski co-founded the Union of Nationalist Parties with Tamara Vlasov. This party eventually entered into a coalition with Konfederacja, becoming the main opposition party in Poland until Ziółkowski orchestrated a coup on the 3rd Republic of Poland, proclaiming the Polish Social Nationalist Republic.
During Ziółkowski's tenure as Kultokrat, Poland has experienced rapid industrialization and a sustainable increase in the national birth rate. Despite the ongoing Eastern Crisis, the majority of the Polish population has experienced a higher standard of living under Ziółkowski's leadership than they did under the 3rd Republic. Ziółkowski's regime has also facilitated Poland's emergence on the international stage, with the country becoming a founding member of multiple international organizations.
However, Ziółkowski's coup has also led to a less democratic system of government in Poland. People are only allowed to vote on specific issues, while the majority of state action is carried out through the executive branch.
Early Life
Hubert Hołda, known today as Hubert Ziółkowski, was born on January 19, 2004, in Gorzów Wielkopolski, Poland (now Landsberg an der Warthe, North Germany). He was the eldest of three children. Ziółkowski's great-grandfather, Józef Ziółkowski, was a Polish property owner in the Kresy region. During the Second World War, Ukrainian Nationalists attacked the property, tortured the inhabitants, and burned it to the ground. Only Józef Ziółkowski and his mother Bronisława Ziółkowska escaped. This traumatic event left a lasting impression on the family, and Ziółkowski was raised in a Western-skeptic household. He partially attributes his opposition to the Ukrainian state to his family history.
Ziółkowski's mother and father were university students at the time of his birth. Not much is known about his father, and Ziółkowski either refuses to answer press questions about the topic or simply states that he knows nothing.
During his early years, Ziółkowski was primarily taken care of by his mother at her dormitory. After she finished her studies, she left him with his grandmother in Myślibórz. Ziółkowski remained with his grandmother until he was eight years old when his mother took him with her to London.
London
Hubert Ziółkowski recollects his time in London with a sense of isolation and detachment. Having relocated to London at the age of 8 with his mother, he struggled to overcome the language barrier and was extremely introverted as a child. Gradually, he acclimatized to the new environment and pursued his education through primary school, secondary school, and sixth form, all the while being witness to the unfolding of the European migrant crisis of 2015. In combination with the encouragement of his friend during history class and his teenage contrarianism, this catalyzed Ziółkowski's foray into the realm of politics. Initially identifying as a Stalinist, he later shifted to a left-wing populist, then to a right-wing populist, national socialist, and ultimately, Falangist, before finally discovering Social Nationalism on an online forum. This structure appealed to him greatly, as it was congruent with his pre-existing beliefs. He joined the project and disseminated its principles, while refining its ideology in tandem. However, Ziółkowski's involvement in this endeavor was short-lived as he lost contact with his partner, which spurred him to withdraw from the public sphere of politics and hone the finer details of Social Nationalism. He re-engaged in the political realm in the wake of the Russo-Ukrainian War, triggered by a tumultuous breakup. As soon as he attained legal adulthood in the summer of 2022, he promptly returned to his native Poland.
Back in Poland
Hubert Ziółkowski spent his summer in Poland aiding in the maintenance and restoration of property owned by his mother, as well as seeking admission to a university. Upon acceptance, he secured lodging in a dormitory and commuted to his grandmother's residence to lend a hand on the weekends. However, Ziółkowski's expectations for a renewed sense of contentment following his return to Poland were not met, and instead he found himself falling deeper into alcoholism. In an attempt to reconcile with his political ideals, Ziółkowski initially joined the Samoobrona party but was subsequently dismissed for his stance on the Russo-Ukrainian war. He later became a member of the Confederation of the Polish Crown and while the party did not emerge victorious in the elections, Ziółkowski triumphed in his hometown and powiat, securing a seat in the Polish sejm. However, due to the controversial nature of his beliefs and perceived threat he posed, the Polish government offered him the position of Ambassador to Myanmar, which he accepted.
Time in Asia
As the Polish Ambassador to Myanmar, Ziółkowski's diplomatic efforts included cross-cultural engagements and urging the Warsaw government to support Myanmar in combating terrorism. When the government refused to cooperate with the military junta in Myanmar, Ziółkowski made a threat to return to Poland and run in the elections once again. In response, the Polish government decided to dismiss him from the position of ambassador to Myanmar and appoint him as Ambassador to Japan.
During his tenure in Japan, Ziółkowski endeavored to maintain a low profile to avoid controversy and focused on personal matters. By the end of his term, he had entered into a relationship. He spent much of his time in Japan promoting the Japanese warrior spirit, negotiating trade deals, and discreetly donating significant portions of his income to nationalist groups affiliated with his partner. After a year and a half, a rising public figure in Poland, Tamara Vlasov, extended an invitation to Ziółkowski to form a party, which they named the United Nationalist Parties. Consequently, Ziółkowski resigned from his position as Ambassador to Japan and returned to Szczecin to continue his domestic political activities.
2nd return home
Upon his return to Poland, Ziółkowski collaborated with Tamara Vlasov to form the United Nationalist Parties, which gained initial success due to growing anti-Ukrainian sentiment in Poland. Ziółkowski established the Grupa Szturmowa, a paramilitary organization for the party, as well as the Zabójcy Zła, an organization of military officers under his direction. As the collapse of the United States led the Konfederacja coalition in Poland to shift toward a pro-Russia stance, Ziółkowski negotiated a coalition between UNP and Konfederacja with Braun.
Subsequently, Ziółkowski would triumph in the Myślibórz election and return to the Sejm. In the ensuing national elections, the UNP-Konfederacja coalition would secure 49% of the vote, resulting in a deadlock on 99% of the issues that emerged, owing to the parties' nearly diametrically opposed worldviews. Meanwhile, Ziółkowski would enter into matrimony with his significant other, Kaido, at the primary church in Myślibórz.
The Sejm's gridlock resulted in instability and an economic downturn that persisted without remedy. As a result, the membership of the Grupa Szturmowa and Zabójcy Zła increased rapidly, and they became the enforcers of the UNP-Konfederacja coalition's agenda. Essentially, Poland became a police state under the GS and ZZ. Many army members deserted and switched to the GS after Ziółkowski's speech about the army in Lódź. The ZZ was the driving force behind the establishment of the Lwów National Republic, with Ziółkowski delivering a speech during the war in Lwów. During the gridlock, the Sejm made only one decision, which was the annexation of Lithuania in the early stages of the Russian collapse. Ziółkowski subsequently organized a victory march in Wilno for the ZZ and GS to commemorate the Żeligowski's Mutiny.
Russian collapse and Crisis
During the period of Russia's collapse, an important meeting was convened by Ziółkowski, a leader of the NUP-Konfederacja coalition, to discuss the pressing situation. Tamara Vlasov proposed that the ZZ or GS organizations be sent to the west to prevent the collapse of Russia, or alternatively to establish a Russophilic Polish republic in the east. However, Ziółkowski dismissed this idea as impractical and refused to let his men perish for such a venture. Consequently, the Konfederacja announced their departure from the coalition, fearing that the country would further destabilize. As a result, the Sejm was no longer gridlocked, leading to the collapse of the existing Polish status quo and a 13-day civil war. After hearing that the NUP was abandoning Panslavist policies in line with Ziółkowski's vision, and with concerns of potential suppression of political adversaries by the Pis-Po coalition, which was now the majority in the Sejm, Tamara Vlasov organized an officer rebellion in Lower Silesia. In response, Ziółkowski led a coup against the Polish government, with the GS storming the administrative centers of major cities and voivodeships, while the ZZ entered Polish territory from the Lwów People's Republic and the Kaliningrad border. Within days, Ziółkowski had gained control of the majority of Polish administration.
Ziółkowski then proclaimed the Fourth Polish Republic.
The Fourth Polish Republic
During the turbulent 13-day civil war, Ziółkowski's regime faced challenges as his generals and Witold Basiński planned most of the fighting. However, Ziółkowski himself commanded the Ziółkowski division, which was initially tasked with defending the Greater Polish voivodeship but later left to attack the NATO-Remnants in Poland around Podlaskie voivodeship. After a month of fighting, the Ziółkowskiist forces emerged victorious in the east, but the situation in the west had become too bloody and attrition-heavy. Therefore, Ziółkowski was compelled to make concessions and ultimately signed the Treaty of Zgorzelec with X, the leader of the German delegation, and Hajndrich Hans Smoler, the Sorbian Minister of Strategy and War. This treaty established new borders in the west and allowed the country to organize into a functional state, bringing about a period of peace.
During the aftermath of the 13-day civil war, Ziółkowski devoted his efforts towards reorganizing and reforming the Polish administration, as well as drafting a new constitution. Amidst these organizational efforts, a significant event was the December decree, which de jure annexed the Lwów peoples republic and Kaliningrad into the Polish Social Nationalist Republic and bestowed upon them kraj status. With the state administration in order, the constitution was blessed by local clergy and publicly disseminated, inaugurating the "internal hands-off period" during which Ziółkowski refrained from directly involving himself in the internal affairs of the state, delegating such matters to local administration or to the executive ministers under him as per the constitution. In the Sejm, Ziółkowski primarily focused on suggesting an increase in military spending and jointly proposing the Metro-bus cooperation system with Poterek. A former diplomat to Myanmar and Japan, Ziółkowski also utilized his diplomatic skills to strengthen Polish relations with North Germany and Belarus, establishing an alliance with Lukashenko. The Polish economy also restarted growing at this time and Warsaw was rebuilt.
However, the period of peace and prosperity came to an end as a result of the alliance with Lukashenko. The democratic opposition, which was forced underground during the 13-day civil war, rose up against Lukashenko after he won another subsequent election. The revolutionaries gained control of all major metropolitan centers in Belarus, and Ziółkowski intervened in the conflict after a plea for help from Lukashenko, with the hope of making Belarus a Polish puppet state post-war. This event, known as the Eastern Crisis, has continued to this day.
During the early stages of the war, Poland was able to regain control of Minsk and certain parts of western Belarus. However, Lithuanian separatists also rose up, and the European Commonwealth entered the war to support them. The war continued with multiple offensives and counteroffensives, resulting in the control of Lithuania changing hands several times. Sorbia and the European Commonwealth both joined and departed from the conflict during this period. The Soviet Union provides military support to Poland, while Hungary initially sent peacekeeping forces. However, Hungary began to retract these forces due to concerns with Dacia.
During the ongoing Eastern Crisis, Ziółkowski was primarily focused on establishing significant international organizations such as AltUN, CECA, and The New Warsaw Pact, in conjunction with heads of state from various countries. He also engaged in several bilateral agreements related to trade and defense to curb westernism, particularly Greater Illinois and the European Commonwealth. However, attempts to negotiate with the leadership of Eastern Rome failed as they were found to be American puppets and refused to engage in dialogue due to our opposition to Greater Illinois. Additionally, Ziółkowski expressed interest in visiting Korea to discuss potential trade and security agreements, but due to threats from Greater Illinois, Korea was compelled to decline.
Public Image
While the current government may be considered a de facto dictatorship, it is noteworthy that criticism of the ruling kultokrat and its administration is permitted under the law as long as it does not incite violence or call for the removal of the government. This allows for a certain degree of freedom in assessing public opinion and gauging the level of support for Hubert Ziółkowski and the actions of his administration.
In general, Hubert Ziółkowski is supported by the Polish public, but there is no personality cult surrounding him. Instead, he is often viewed as being equally or even less important than the Minister of Economics or local Voivodeship leaders, or in the case of Krajs, their local Kultokrat. Despite his pivotal role in steering the country's foreign policy, he is not regarded as an especially significant figure. Initially, the anti-American sentiment was difficult for the people of Poland to understand, but with the posturing of Greater Illinois and the educational reforms, which included US crimes in the history curriculum, anti-American ideas have taken hold in the country. The public remains largely ambivalent toward the Ukrainian independence movement, but videos depicting the brutality used by the fighters of the Ukrainian independence movement have slightly shifted the public opinion in favor of the government.
A cult of personality centered around Hubert Ziółkowski is observed exclusively within the Grupa Szturmowa organization and the Baltic Archipelago. The latter sees regular marches with depictions of the kultokrat and the standard of the kultokrat. While the Zabójcy Zła organization remains loyal to the kultokrat, they express disappointment with the comparatively moderate approach adopted by the regime, which appears to contradict the fiery rhetoric of Ziółkowski's speeches.
Personal life
Family
Hubert Ziółkowski, the current head of state of Poland, is married to Kaido Ziółkowska whom he met in Japan. She relocated with him when he returned to Poland and together they have three children; Aleksander Ziółkowski, Rosa Ziółkowska, and Napoleon Ziółkowski. It is said that Ziółkowski's parents currently reside in London, Republic of England. During the Pomeranian transitionary period, Ziółkowski's grandmother, uncle, and cousin were transferred from Myślibórz, and his uncle, auntie, and two cousins were transferred from Szczecin. The majority of them currently reside in Skierniewice.
Wealth
Despite having the entire country at his disposal, Hubert Ziółkowski has opted to keep his wages only slightly above the average in Warsaw and refrains from indulging in lavish luxuries. This is not an attempt to appear humble, but rather a reflection of Ziółkowski's personal preference for a more modest lifestyle. His residence, located adjacent to the Polish Sejm, consists of three bedrooms, a kitchen, a restroom and a garden. The only exception to his otherwise understated lifestyle is the employment of a maid at his residence. Ziółkowski attends church every Sunday with his wife and children and is known to donate a considerable portion of his income to both the government and his favorite companies, such as Soplica.
Pets
Hubert Ziółkowski is a proud owner of two pets; a dog named Rej and a capybara named Adolfik. Additionally, his cousin's dog, Maksymilian, often visits his residence.
Religion
Hubert Ziółkowski is a devout Catholic who adheres to the sedevacantist ideology. He attends weekly church services with his family and has delivered speeches at various church locations. He holds the belief that the Holy See is currently vacant due to the illegitimacy of the current pope, who he believes espouses multiple heresies.
Health
Despite being considered a relatively young and healthy head of state, Hubert Ziółkowski has been diagnosed with Histrionic Personality Disorder and alcoholism, both of which have roots in his earlier years. There have been instances of Ziółkowski consuming vodka straight from the bottle during Sejm meetings, which have become widely circulated. Additionally, Ziółkowski follows an unconventional sleep schedule, typically sleeping between 2-4am and waking up at 12:00pm.
Quotes
- "ill be dead on a stick before I follow anything the Ukrainian Ministry of Foreign Affairs tells me to do"
- "You have to be at least a bit deluded to succeed, I believe, You have to believe in final victory even if it is never certain."
- "moral decadence is possible in all economic systems and the main solution is to tackle the issue head on and embed that into the core of the state rather than play a numbers game"
- "The glorious Polish nation is in a deplorable condition, but we will experience the national revival with constant hope and struggle."
- "if it cant be disproven then its good as fact as long as its propagated as so"
- "America acts as world police, which I hate and it spreads degeneracy upon the world, it is the facilitation of the current world order so they are responsible for all the misfortune faced."
- "dont let pointless guilt get to you, if its not big deal its no big deal."
- "Your duty to your nation is more important than comfort, surrenderer is a traitor"
- "A Jewish state on our border whould be better because I'd be able to bomb it easier"
- "An Atlanticist cannot be a polish nationalist."
- "Once a problem is solved, it is not worth listening to further comments"
- "America has Poland as a puppet state on which it (tries) to push its degenerate modern culture as well as using us as pawns to weaken Russia. This western domination is even more dangerous than a hypothetical Eastern domination as Eastern nations wouldn't push progressivist values, just their own cultural ones which would be easier to resist and spot rather than the wests sly and cunning influence. Either way that shouldn't be our goal, we should strive to be equal working partners with the east as a gateway to Europe working together against the American atlanticist hegemony."
- "This nation is plagued with the disease of an excess of bureaucracy"
- "US just wants to dominate everything, no matter if its theirs or not, or if there is even any justification, its just a power hungry machine"
- "There is no more corners for the dog to back into anymore, no matter how afraid or trained"
- "I hate the west for what they espouse, I hate it for wokeism, degeneracy, anti nationalist and liberalism, I dont care much what their system is: democracy or authoritarianism or plutocracy or whatever other ocracy they come up with. I care how the lives of mainly mine and somewhat other citizens turn out to be. I believe happiness and fulfilment comes from God, Nation and Love and the furthest spreading of the importance of these factors and the opportunities to engage in furthering or participating in these factors."
- "Lithuanian terrorists must pay"
- "And my poor ally Belarus, they were betrayed and destroyed!"
- "You see I never threaten my own or your people, I merely want some reparations and then freedom for your people, that's what is different between our states. You want to kill us, I merely want some repayment and to help you." - About Greater Illinois
- "These politicians they are refurbishing a house on fire, what's the point?"
- "Death to Byzantium"
- "The fathers of the Taliban fighters spit on their children, as they have sided with America"
- "I would like to address the people of Greater Poland. For centuries, this region has been the core territory of Poland, serving as the birthplace of the first Polish duchy in recorded history."
- "Social China is making a terrible choice with this escalation" - about the East Asian treaty organisation
- "I cannot support western oriented states such as the Taliban"
- "I will throw bombs at NATO airfields"
- "Resettle them straight to hell where they belong" - On Americans