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LARP Self-Insert
"I am definitely a Bible believing Christian and not an occult pagan." - Christian Identity

This self-insert is a LARP made by Gato Matador and their actual ideology is Brazilian Liberalism. It's probably best if you take this with a grain of salt, and this page most likely does not represent the actual political views of the user.

Joke
"Fuck them, they can't take a joke!" - Subgenius

This page is a joke, don't take this serious if you are easily offended.


Rigby Thought is an economically center-right, culturally right-wing near far-right, and authoritarian ideology representing the beliefs of Rigby. Rigby Thought has four main goals:

  • Decrease the needs of Communism by following alternative economic policies rather than unregulated capitalism, like Distributism and Corporatism.
  • A religious revival that will create a more moral culture in Brazil in spite of the new decadent culture arisen after the end of the Military Dictatorship.
  • Renew the Brazilian strenght over international matters and destroy the Red Plague in South America.
  • Forbid the spread of Cultural Marxism over Brazil by banning Communist/Socialist Parties and enacting laws to protect society.

Beliefs

Economics

Rigby Thought believes in Corporatist economics as a third way between Laissez-Faire Capitalism and Marxist Communism. The economy would be mainly controlled by interest groups, namely Yellow Labor Unions, Business aligned with the Government and Cooperatives - all working towards the unique goal of prosperity. Despite that, Rigby Thought doesn't completly abandon Capitalism, and opposes mass nationalization of industry.

In the topic of welfare, Rigby Thought believes the government must ensure the well being and economical safety for every citizen in poverty. He also supports Protectionist policies aimed at empowering the national industries through tariffs, tax cuts and subzidies.

Social

Rigby Thought believes a religious revival is necessary in Brazil, and wishes to destroy the new degenerate brazilian culture post-1986. A way to start his religious revival would be promoting more traditional lifestyles among the population, and this will only happen by making the Catholic Church as the Official Religion of Brazil and conservative legislations. According to Rigby Thought pornography, prostitution, homosexuality, gender reassigment surgeries, alcoholic beveradges and abortions (with the exception of rape and health complications) would be illegal.

Another aspect of Rigby Thought would be immigration, and Rigby Thought believes the religion is more important than ethnicity or culture, so immigrants from Christian countries (namely Bolivia, DRC, Colombia and what not) would be prioritized over immigrants from non-Christian countries, but non-Christians would be free to settle in Brazil as long they don't become more than >%5 of the population and properly assimilate.

Civic

Rigby Thought believes in a strong and authoritarian state, often viewing libertarianism in an unfavorable way. Though, Rigby Thought still believes in Democratic Electoralism, but a strong one. A aspect of Rigby Thought would be his intense anti-communism, believing communist parties in Brazil should be banned and all their members arrested for treason. Rigby Thought also believes the police powers in Brazil should be strenghtened at his maximum, with the police being able to torture, enslave and even kill convicts without a trial if there's all the needed evidence.

Foreign

Rigby Thought believes the current world is controlled by a horde of Satanic Communists, whose main mission is to destroy the world and promote all sorts of degeneracy and force everyone to ] live in a pod and own nothing, and wants to destroy this horde. Rigby Thought believes Brazil should do everything possible to destroy communism in his country and abroad, examples includes: allying with countries with similar goals , coup de'tats to remove left-wing governments with right-wing governments and even wars if necessary. He also believes Brazil should own nuclear weapons.

Personality and Behavior

He acts like a stereotipical channer, always making morbid and edgy jokes and trolling leftists. He is also a bit toxic and likes to make homophobic memes.

Friends

  • Authoritarian Conservatism - Gem ideology.
  • Bolsonarism - Based gigachad who unfortunately didn't completed his mission.
  • Anti-Communism - Kill commies. Behead commies. Roundhouse kick a commie kid into the concrete. Slam dunk a commie into the trashcan. Crucify filthy commies. Defecate in a commie's food (if he eat at all). Launch commies into the sun. Stir fry commies in a wok. Toss commies into active volcanoes. Judo throw commies into a wood chipper. Twist commie's heads off. Report commie to DINA. Karate chop commies in half. Crush commies in the trash compactor. Exterminate commies in the gas chamber. Cremate commies in the oven. Lobotomize commies. Vaporize commies with a Raygun. Kick old commies down the stairs. Feed commies to alligators. Slice commies with a katana.
  • Pinochetism - 🚁
  • Francoism - Wholesome White Terror.
  • Salazarism - Deus Patria e Família.
  • Reactionary Liberalism - "Not bad, not bad"
  • Corporatism and Distributism - The only class war we need is a war on tankies!
  • Paternalistic Conservatism - Some welfare don't hurt I guess.
  • Catholic Theocracy - Viva Cristo Rey.
  • Putinism - Epic Gamer destroying the last remains of Lenin's legacy in Ukraine.
  • Rhodesian Nationalism - "I left my heart in Rhodesia, a land both fair and great"
  • Musevenism - De Wae.
  • Person Dignity Theory - The only true Vietnam.
  • Medicism - Our flag will never be red!
  • Assadism - Who must go?
  • National Capitalism - I am not a fan of your racist, anti-putinist and laissez-faire views, but I would be lying if I said you didn't do a good job in South Africa, Spain, Argentina and Paraguay.

Frenemies

  • Trumpism - You could be nice, but you are too moderate as of now. The Project 2025 sounds based by the way.
  • Saddamism - Stop with this socialist bullshit and turn to corporatism, please.
  • White Supremacism - Many great people I admire were White Supremacists, and you are probably the most acceptable form of racial supremacism because most of you are Traditionalist and Anti-Communists. But racism goes against the bible and allying with you sounds bad for PR.
  • Fascism - I don't like the way you go.
  • Neoconservatism - You turned from the based commie troller to an agent of the NWO, but you can redeem yourself when you realize he is not your enemy, but your friend.
  • Xiism - Arrest femboys, feminists and faggots, which is based, but stop with communism.
  • Other religions - Meh, I normally support your ideologies to fight against the NWO, but stop persecuting us Christians.
  • Paleolibertarianism - Ummm, I think it won't hurt if you learn what free-market societies leads to.
  • Conservative Liberalism - Not what I meant but okay.

Enemies