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Political

Neosyndicalism - Here's a story about my school and democracy. The stadion has been in a horrible state for 30 years. The school administration requested and paid for renovation. Every 4-5 years during elections the government sends workers to actually do what they promised - renovate the stadium to look credible. As soon as elections end, boom progress freezes again. This mess has been going on for 30 years straight.
- Amism - Anyone who thinks democracy works is incredibly idiotic
Brazilian Liberalism - Gambling should be legalized; the article 5 of the brazilian constitution states that everybody who has been born/or reside in brazil haves the right to life, liberty, safety, property and equality, so banning gambling violates the right of the individuals. Also, the only reason gambling is illegal there is because the wife of the brazilian president, Jânio Quadros, bribed the congress to pass a law that banned gambling and therefore it's unconstitutional.
- Amism - Gambling is retarded but if you want to do it it's your problem, not the government's
  - Brazilian Liberalism - That's literally my opnion on drugs
    - Amism - That's my opinion on dumb shit people do
- Vistulism - lie
- HEW Thought - Gambling is for people who are dumb enough to believe that they will become rich without producing any good to society.
  - Brazilian Liberalism - But it still doesn't have any reason to stay illegal. Since banning it only strenghtened the mafias in Brazil, and the government also has a gambling system (loterias), showing hypocrisy.
    - HEW Thought - how did it strengthened the mafias in Brazil? As for the Loterias, fr the government is hypocrite as hell.

Neosyndicalism: Democracy is flawed because nobody votes FOR someone anymore, only AGAINST someone. A good example is the USA recently: The only reason 51% of the country voted for Biden is not because they supported the Democrats, but because they disapproved of the Republican party. You could blame it on the Two-Party system, but similar situations happened in other countries. People in France voted for Macron not because they support him, but because they hate the other candidates. Human nature to make rushed decisions based on negative experiences compromises democracy.

Vistulism - Another example of this is Labour's high ratings in the UK. We aren't voting for Labour, we're voting for "Not Tories".
Amism - Yet another reason why democracy is shit
- Vistulism - Have you ever seen a democracy wood chipper pedophiles? Yeah, no. Exactly. Democracy loves pedophiles confirmed.
  - Amism - Most politicians are pedophiles anyway, they're just afraid. We must put politicians in the gladiator woodchipper arenas
  - Vistulism - Let's rid the country of these politicians 🎶

Gamerism - Total Nigger Death is justified because niggers are 13% of the population yet commit 50% of the crime

Improved Citizenism - trvthnvke

Vistulism - We must murder pedophiles through the use of wood chippering. First of all, it shall encourage the creation of stronger wood chippers which is a type of innovation so it's very based. Secondly, pedophiles are disgusting and need to be dealt with for the safety of children. Third, it sounds really based on paper. Lastly, jailing them would be paying for a pedophile (bad) and using normal death penalty is boring and unimaginative (which is evil modernism spouted by the bourgeoise).

Timocratic Neocameralism - Forced labor in chink-tier sweatshops is just as entertaining (everyone loves to watch the occasional sweatshop accident video where underpaid workers get mutilated by all sorts of industrial machines) and if done properly, more economically useful
- Vistulism - Maybe we could implement that into a gladiator arena somehow, like, they have to do hard labour or bad things happen.
  - Amism - That's not a bad idea, but how would it work?
Amism - Gladiator arena is more entertaining tho
- Vistulism - What if we put a wood chipper in the middle of the gladiator arena?!?!
  - Amism - And have it as an obstacle while they fight? That's a pretty good idea!
    - Vistulism - Hell yeah

Philosophical

If god was to exist he would have killed himself already so don't believe in god - Quark

Neosyndicalism - This argument would work better if you phrased it like "If god was real he would have deleted this world already" because it is kind of confirmed that God is above life, so he can't die. Or maybe he didn't destroy our world, instead locking it away as a disappointment and a reminder to be as precise as possible when creating worlds? Fuck, I'm overthinking this too much.
this argument only works on abrahamic exceptionally overhumanized gods
- It works on absolutely all deities, and even on many non-theistic idealistic nonsensible concepts - Quark
  - wow thats very wrong. how can a concept commit suicide? how can the god of death commit suicide? i wanna see the neoplatonic monad with a noose
    - Not gonna start explaining Bataille to deluded theists - Quark
  - LordCompost - So it even works on Capital? Good to know.
    - Capital is obviously not a deity - Quark
      - LordCompost - Right... But it is the être suprême, and all feelings of sacrality are directed towards it. Some would say that the human being isn't a diety, but neither you nor I accept their stance.
  - - Even something like Buddhism?
    - Amism - Depends on the sect ig, most Buddhist sects are atheistic (idk if "sects" is the right word but yeah)
    - As far as i know, there is no god in buddhism, thus nobody to commit suicide - Quark
      - Amism - I've heard of sects where there is a god or gods, but likely they are fringe or obscure
guys guys i know nobodys gonna listen but... quark is edgy...
- Amism - This is true
- It's not edgy to not do something - Quark
  - Amism - I doubt he's referring to your atheism
    - It's the christcuck posting in the philosophy section after being roasted by me, i think it's fair to assume he's pissed off at my non-theism - Quark
      - Amism - Of course, he is now a pagan... And if you're referring to me, I know more about philosophy now, I don't believe the same dumb, inaccurate shit I used to (though I'm still an Orthodox Christian)
      - - Quark being self-aware, lmao!
        Amism - True

Other

Neosyndicalism - TF2 is Touhou for guys (It's gay)
- Amism - TF2 seems based and I'm going to play it for the first time tomorrow so you're wrong
  - Brazilian Liberalism - Pyro from TF2 wants to know your number and address
    - Amism - My address is 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
- Kultokrat - Touhou is Aryan slop and not for women smh
  - Neoxy - Touhou it's brimstone LMFAO
  - Neosyndicalism - You won't believe how many Lesbian Touhou fans I've met online.
- Checkers and Chess are both cool
- Amism - Trve
- Borker - WRONG they're NERD games for NERDS
Amism - Floorp is objectively the best web browser
Amism - Outerlands Database and Backrooms Legacy are the coolest Backrooms wikis
Gualguainism - I'm not convincing people
- Amism - You're back? Nice!
Kultokrat Mr Alstud is so mean for stealing my whole sunglasses schtick for his userball GRRRRR..
Amism - I am based because I am based

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