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{{Ideology
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 | title        =[[File:Neoliberal Burgundian System.png]] Chicagoan System [[File:Neoliberal Burgundian System Reichtangle.png]]
 | image        = File:bullet.png
 | caption      = Buy my state-mandated taco from my state-approved taco shop for 151138.4 earth credits, or you'll get a BLM-affirming iNuke and a sample of Google Virus 5!
 | aliases      = NeoBurg<br>
Bappinite<br>
<s>Bulletism</s><br>
[[File:PinkPinochet.png]] Woke Pinochetism<br>
McCarthyist Machiavellian Imperialist<br>
[[File:SJWBurg.png]] SJW Burgundian System<br>
[[File:Gamer.png]] Gamerism<br>
[[File:Cball-Canada.png]] Canadian System<br>
[[File:HyperBidenicon.png]] [[Hyperborea Bidenism]] <br>
[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]]{{PCB|Pinochetism|More extreme Pinochetism}}
 | alignments   = [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity]]<br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBTQQIP2SAA+]]<br>
[[File:DvNovelty.png]] [[:Category:Culturally Left|Culturally Far Left]]<br>
[[File:Lib.png]] [[:Category:Liberals|Liberals]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
[[File:Cap.png]] [[:Category:Capitalists|Capitalists]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
[[File:World.png]] [[:Category:Globalists|Globalists]]
 | influences   =
[[File:Anticommunism.png]] [[Anti-Communism]]<br>
[[File:Anticon.png]] [[SJW|Anti-Conservatism]]<br>
[[File:AntiDem.png]] [[Anti-Democracy]]<br>
[[File:Anti-Nationalist.png]] {{PCB|Globalism|Anti-Nationalism}}<br>
[[File:Anti-White.png]] [[Anti-Racism|Anti-White Racism]] <br>
[[File:Heterophobe.png]] [[Heterophobia]] <br>
[[File:Intersectionality.png]] [[Intersectionality]] <br>
[[File:SJW.png]] {{PCB|Homofascism|LGBTQQIP2SAA+ Supremacy}} <br>
[[File:NoMan.png]] [[Misandry]] <br>
[[File:NarcCap.png]] [[Narco-Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Biolen.png]] [[Biological Leninism]] <br>
[[File:Corp.png]] {{PCB|Corporatocracy}} <br>
[[File:Cultism.png]] {{PCB|Cultism}}<br>
[[File:Dysgen.png]] [[Dysgenicism]]<br>
[[File:World.png]] {{PCB|Globalism}}<br>
[[File:BuzzFeed.png]] [[BuzzFeed Thought]]<br>
[[File:Queerauth.png]] [[Queer Authoritarianism|Queerarchy]]<br>
[[File:Neoimp.png]] [[Neo-Imperialism]]<br>
[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism}}<br>
[[File:Pinkcap.png]] {{PCB|Pink Capitalism}}<br>
[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] {{PCB|Pinochetism}}<br>
[[File:PolState.png]] {{PCB|Police Statism}}<br>
[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] {{PCB|Revolutionary Progressivism}} <br>
[[File:Statlib.png]] {{PCB|State Liberalism}}<br>
[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] {{PCB|National Capitalism}}<br>
[[File:PCB-Progressiv Fascism Icon.png]] [[Progressive Fascism]]<br>
[[File:Right-AnEn.png]] {{PCB|Climate Skepticism|Anti-Environmentalism}} <br>
[[File:Stateath.png]] {{PCB|State Atheism}}<br>
[[File:Totalitarian.png]] {{PCB|Totalitarianism}}<br>
[[File:Ford.png]] {{PCB|Fordism}}<br>
[[File:Ingqueer.png]] [[Ingqueer]]<br>
[[File:Cappos.png]] [[Capitalist Posadism]]<br>
[[File:Esohomo.png]] [[Esoteric Homonationalism]]<br>
[[LGBT Posadism]]
 | influenced   = [[Loomyism]]
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 | likes        = The Overton Window<br>
[[File:Taco.png]] Tacos<br>
[[File:Prog-u.png]]{{PCB|Progressivism|Progressives}}<br>
[[File:Pinkcap.png]] {{PCB|Pink Capitalism|Woke Capitalism}}<br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW|Ultra-woke culture]]<br>
[[File:WokePinochet.png]] {{PCB|Pinochetism|Trans female helicopter pilots}}<br>
[[File:Corp.png]] {{PCB|Corporatocracy|Corporations}}<br>
[[File:PolState.png]] {{PCB|Police Statism|Censorship}}<br>
[[File:Neoprog1.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism|Intervention}}<br>
The term "Latinx"
 | dislikes     = [[File:Trad.png]]{{PCB|Traditionalism|Traditionalists}}<br>
[[File:Soc.png]] {{PCB|Socialism|Socialists}}<br>
Anything Outside The Overton Window<br>
[[File:Hafez_al-Assad.png]][[Assadism|Assad]]<br>
[[File:Religious.png]] {{PCB|Religious Nationalism|Religion}}<br>
[[File:Nation.png]] {{PCB|Nationalism|Independent nations}}<br>
[[File:React.png]] {{PCB|Reactionaryism|Anything they see as bigoted and/or outdated}}
}}

[[File:Neoliberal Burgundian System.png]] '''Chicagoan System''' is a combination of [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism}} and the [[File:Burgsys.png]] [[Burgundian System]]. It advocates for destroying the world in order to eliminate what he deems at too reactionary and bigoted, including, but not limited to [[File:Trad.png]] {{PCB|Traditionalism|traditionalists}}, [[File:Conserv.png]] {{PCB|Conservatism|conservatives}} [[File:React.png]] {{PCB|Reactionaryism|reactionaries}}, [[File:Soc.png]] {{PCB|Socialism|socialists}}, [[File:3P.png]] [[Third Positionism|third-positionists]], and members of any race, ethnicity, sex, sexual orientation, or religion he deems as bigoted. Unlike the traditional [[File:Burgsys.png]] [[Burgundian System]], however, Neoliberal Burgundian System will use methods other than nukes, such as launching superviruses or purposely causing natural disasters.

==Personality==
[[File:Neoliberal Burgundian System.png]] '''Neoliberal Burgundian System''' is hated by pretty much every Polcompball, because of his ideology. He is hated especially by ideologies that are economically left-wing or culturally right-wing.

==How to Draw==
# Draw a ball.
# Fill it with black.
# Draw a platinum-colored torch
# Add a black commander hat.
# Add purple eyes and you're done!

==Relationships==

===Friends===

*[[File:Omnipoop.png]] [[Omni-Poop]] - My only friend and also my praxis. Everyone else is a bigoted reactionary.

===Frenemies===

*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism}} - We must protect you at all costs against fascists and communists.
*[[File:Harris.png]] [[Harrisism]] - All fascists and communists who attack you are nothing more than white supremacists. Time to launch a nuke at everyone who refuses to support you.
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] {{PCB|Neo-Ottomanism}} - The fascist left only attacks you because they're turkophobic Assadists. Here are 16000 nukes to take care of every Caucasian European.
*[[File:Necon.png]] {{PCB|Neoconservatism}} - You may be culturally right but at least you want to drone Assad. 
*[[File:Cappos.png]] [[Capitalist Posadism]] - Good job nuking everyone that disagrees with you! But what's this about creating a post-scarcity capitalist utopia after fallout? <s>At least I can tell everyone that survives the fallout that I am bringing them a utopia to stupefy them</s>
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] {{PCB|Ingsoc}} - Stop being a socialist, but other than that, doubleplustranslesbianbiracialBLM1619non-binaryLGBTQQIP2SAA+good.
*[[File:Ingcap Icon.png]] [[Ingcap]] - Regulationism is free market,
*[[File:Femsoc Icon.png]] [[Ingfem]] - misandry is equality,
*[[File:Ingqueer.png]] [[Ingqueer]] - and heterosexuality is degenerate.
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]] - Great job being woke and supporting me, but even you are not extreme enough for me.
*[[File:BuzzFeed.png]] [[BuzzFeed Thought]] - The Ministry of truth!
*[[File:NeolibTaco.png]] [[Taco Neoliberalism]] - Buy my taco or become one!
*[[File:AnEn.png]] {{PCB|Climate Skepticism|Anti-Environmentalism}} - Causing natural disasters everywhere I don't like is uber-based!

===Enemies===

*[[File:Dem.png]] {{PCB|Democracy}} - Democracy is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to vote on if you want to get nuked, injected with the supervirus, or destroyed by a hurricane!
*[[File:Soc.png]] {{PCB|Socialism}} - Socialism is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to get an equal amount of nukes detonated at you, injections of the supervirus, and the hurricane!
*[[File:Dsa.png]] {{PCB|Democratic Socialism}} - The two above combined!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] {{PCB|Anarchism}} - If we have no rules, bigots like you run around freely! Time for the supervirus!
*[[File:Trad.png]] {{PCB|Traditionalism}} - Traditionalist detected. Lethal force engaged.
*[[File:3P.png]] [[Third Positionism]] - Literally the opposite of me! Time for you to get a Category 3 hurricane!
*[[File:ML.png]] {{PCB|Marxism-Leninism}} - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist socialist.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] {{PCB|Nazism}} - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist third-positionist.
*[[File:Lpop.png]] {{PCB|Left-Wing Populism}} and [[File:Rpop.png]] {{PCB|Right-Wing Populism}} - Both of you are bigots, whether you are nationalist or socialist. Time for Amazon to deliver the virus you think is a hoax!
*[[File:United Russia.png]] [[Putinism]] - Looks like you have decided to invade peaceful Ukraine. Time for you and the entirety of Russia to experience a nuclear winter.
*[[File:Baath.png]] {{PCB|Ba'athism}} - Misogynistic bigot detected. Nuclear bomb deployed.
*[[File:Sanders.png]] [[Sandersism]] - Read above.
*[[File:Anpacf.png]] {{PCB|Anarcho-Pacifism}} - Pacifism is enabling bigots to run amok without consequence! Time for you to get pacified by FORCE!
*[[File:Shia.png]] {{PCB|Shia Theocracy}} and [[File:Khom.png]] {{PCB|Khomeinism}} - Name one actual downside in nuking Iran.
*[[File:Socdem.png]] {{PCB|Social Democracy}} - You're just diet communism. Time for a diet nuke!
*[[File:Envi.png]] {{PCB|Environmentalism}} - Global Warming is a fascist and communist scam! Prepare to get flooded!
*[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Democratism]] - You're part of the Comintern now, as many of you are centrists and socialists!
*[[File:Natbol.png]] {{PCB|National Bolshevism}} - Even worse than Third-Positionism! Time for you to get the Category 5 hurricane!
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - You're a communist and fascist! Time for you to get nuked.
*[[File:Manosphere.png]] {{PCB|Manosphere}} - You have been caught being misogynistic online. Time for the estrogen nuke I have been working on that will completely feminize you before you die of radiation.
*[[File:WhiteNat.png]] {{PCB|White Nationalism}} - You have been caught being racist online. Time for the virus that will genetically alter your DNA so you become a trans multiracial black woman before you die!
*[[File:Altr.png]] {{PCB|Alt-Right}} - The two above. Time for both the estrogen nuke and the mixed-race virus!
*[[File:Mascommie-icon.png]] [[Masculist Communism]], [[File:White Communism.png]] [[White Communism]], and [[File:AltRightBol.png]] [[Alt-Right Bolshevism]] - And I thought [[File:Manosphere.png]] [[File:WhiteNat.png]] [[File:Altr.png]] these three couldn't get any worse. I guess I will just do the good old Ingsoc method and unperson you.

==Further Information==

[[File:Senat.png]][https://web.archive.org/web/20211118025601/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Neoliberal_Burgundian_System Neoliberal Burgundian System Archive.org]

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