Chicagoan System is a combination of 
Neoliberalism and the 
Burgundian System. It advocates for destroying the world in order to eliminate what he deems at too reactionary and bigoted, including, but not limited to 
traditionalists, 
conservatives 
reactionaries, 
socialists, 
third-positionists, and members of any race, ethnicity, sex, sexual orientation, or religion he deems as bigoted. Unlike the traditional Burgundian System, however, Neoliberal Burgundian System will use methods other than nukes, such as launching superviruses or purposely causing natural disasters.
Personality
Neoliberal Burgundian System is hated by pretty much every Polcompball, because of his ideology. He is hated especially by ideologies that are economically left-wing or culturally right-wing.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it with black.
- Draw a platinum-colored torch
- Add a black commander hat.
- Add purple eyes and you're done!
Relationships
Friends
Omni-Poop - My only friend and also my praxis. Everyone else is a bigoted reactionary.
Frenemies
Neoliberalism - We must protect you at all costs against fascists and communists.
Harrisism - All fascists and communists who attack you are nothing more than white supremacists. Time to launch a nuke at everyone who refuses to support you.
Neo-Ottomanism - The fascist left only attacks you because they're turkophobic Assadists. Here are 16000 nukes to take care of every Caucasian European.
Neoconservatism - You may be culturally right but at least you want to drone Assad.- File:Cappos.png Capitalist Posadism - Good job nuking everyone that disagrees with you! But what's this about creating a post-scarcity capitalist utopia after fallout?
At least I can tell everyone that survives the fallout that I am bringing them a utopia to stupefy them 
Ingsoc - Regulationism is free market, misandry is equality, and heterosexuality is degenerate. Stop being a socialist, but other than that, doubleplustranslesbianbiracialBLM1619non-binaryLGBTQQIP2SAA+good.
SJW - Great job being woke and supporting me, but even you are not extreme enough for me.
BuzzFeed Thought - The Ministry of truth!
Taco Neoliberalism - Buy my taco or become one!
Anti-Environmentalism - Causing natural disasters everywhere I don't like is uber-based!
Enemies
Democracy - Democracy is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to vote on if you want to get nuked, injected with the supervirus, or destroyed by a hurricane!
Socialism - Socialism is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to get an equal amount of nukes detonated at you, injections of the supervirus, and the hurricane!
Democratic Socialism - The two above combined!
Anarchism - If we have no rules, bigots like you run around freely! Time for the supervirus!
Traditionalism - Traditionalist detected. Lethal force engaged.
Third Positionism - Literally the opposite of me! Time for you to get a Category 3 hurricane!
Marxism-Leninism - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist socialist.
Nazism - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist third-positionist.
Left-Wing Populism and 
Right-Wing Populism - Both of you are bigots, whether you are nationalist or socialist. Time for Amazon to deliver the virus you think is a hoax!
Putinism - Looks like you have decided to invade peaceful Ukraine. Time for you and the entirety of Russia to experience a nuclear winter.
Ba'athism - Misogynistic bigot detected. Nuclear bomb deployed.
Sandersism - Read above.
Anarcho-Pacifism - Pacifism is enabling bigots to run amok without consequence! Time for you to get pacified by FORCE!
Khomeinism - Name one actual downside in nuking Iran.
Social Democracy - You're just diet communism. Time for a diet nuke!
Environmentalism - Global Warming is a fascist and communist scam! Prepare to get flooded!
Democratism - You're part of the Comintern now, as many of you are centrists and socialists!
National Bolshevism - Even worse than Third-Positionism! Time for you to get the Category 5 hurricane!
Trumpism - You're a communist and fascist! Time for you to get nuked.
Manosphere - You have been caught being misogynistic online. Time for the estrogen nuke I have been working on that will completely feminize you before you die of radiation.
White Supremacism - You have been caught being racist online. Time for the virus that will genetically alter your DNA so you become a trans multiracial black woman before you die!
Alt-Right - The two above. Time for both the estrogen nuke and the mixed-race virus!
Marxist Manosphere, 
White Communism, and 
Alt-Right Bolshevism - And I thought these three couldn't get any worse. I guess I will just do the good old Ingsoc method and unperson you.
