Dark Brandonism

Dark Brandonism
Basic Information
Aliases	Hyperborean Bidenism The Bidenreich
Alignments	AuthUnity  AuthLeft  Culturally Revolutionary  Culturally Reactionary  Globalists  Nationalists  Ethnonationalists  Ultranationalists  Fascists  Esoteric
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Autocracy Bidenism Cultism Esoteric Fascism Far-Right Globalism Hyperborea Liberal Hawkism Neoliberal Fascism Schizocracy State Liberalism Zionism
Character Information
Likes	Hyperborea The saviour Esoteric knowledge
Dislikes	(((Trump-Supporters))) (((Russians)))

Dark Brandonism is the Totalitarian and Liberal Fascist ideology which happens to be Joe Biden's true ideology.

It believes that there is a place called "Hyperborea" where the Irish people originated from and this place must be rediscovered. The problem is that it is actively hidden by (((Trump-Supporters))) and these must be dealt with to recover the truth.

It wants to use a hawkish foreign policy to discover Hyperborea, but this should be disguised as a way to protect Democracy and freedom. Although, he secretly hates democracy as he considers it a "system for the weak".

The ideology believes that by making deliberately bad decisions it can weaken the American government and prepare for a hyperborean takeover. In this revolution the oppressed irish-hyperboreans would throw off their chains, revolt against the (((GOP)))-controlled government and create a great empire with the almighty fuhrer as its leader.

He is generally progressive when it comes to socio-cultural questions (as long as they don't collide with his hardcore irish supremacy and love for old mysticism). He supports the LGBT movement, abortion and Feminism. Liberal values is also something that he approves of (with the exeption of religious freedom as he advocates for an Esoteric theocracy). He believes that progress and liberalism should be enforced through a Totalitarian and Fascist state.

Ice cream is believed to be the the sacred food of the ancient Irish people as they used to mix different kinds of fruits with the snow of their homeland to create these desserts. These would give them the strength to become the master race as the desserts had magical capabilities.

Despite using triple parentheses like Nazis and Alt-Righters, Dark Brandonism uses them to denote Russians instead of Jews, as Dark Brandonism actually is extremely supportive of Jews, but believes Russians are the Untermensch that are attacking the Aryan republic of Ukraine.

How to draw

File:Hyperborean bidenism flag.png

Flag of Dark Brandonism

• Draw a ball with eyes
• Color it blue
• Draw the black sun symbol in red

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Blue	#4672A8	70, 114, 168
	Red	#FF2E39	255, 46, 57

Personality

• Talks in long, deranged ramblings and acts like a mentally ill schizophrenic.
• Constantly brings up old myths and references arcane religious scriptures.
• Is extremely racist. Even to the point where Nazis find him extreme.
• Uses catchphraces commonly used by Joe Biden.

Relationships

Friends

• Bidenism - No more malarkey. Stop hiding your true intentions.
• Esoteric Fascism - I woke up.
• Hyperborea - My homeland.
• Pagan Theocracy - Hail!
• File:ObamaoBinLaden.png Obamao Bin Laden Thought - Fellow Democrat who has discovered his true self.
• Hibernocracy - Irish Supremacy!!!
• National Liberalism - Liberalism and Nationalism is a great combination.
• Chicagoan System - All hail the fascio-liberal world revolution!
• Blueshirtism - I love my pure irish blood.
• Racial Nationalism & Ultranationalism - BLOOD AND SOIL!!!
• Liberalism - Liberalism above all.

Frenemies

• File:Bidentrump.png Bidenist Trumpism - What?
• National Socialism - You aren't the true aryans. We are!
• American Model - A degenerate melting pot of impurity. But a great vessel nonetheless.
• Ingsoc - Awesome praxis despite being called "Engl*sh S*cialism"

Enemies

• (((Trumpists))) - Come on man.
• Conservatism - Seems like someone wanna go to the camps.
• QAnonism - You were right all along. Too bad that they didn't listen.
• American Republicanism - (((Their))) party.
• Black Nationalism - [REDACTED]
• Fourth Theory - Basicslly my equivalent if the Freemasons.