Taco Neoliberalism

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Taco Neoliberalism
Basic Information
Aliases	TacoNeoLib Meme Neoliberalism
Alignments	AuthRight  Culturally Center-Left  Capitalists  Democratic  Internationalists  Globalists  Liberals
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Neoliberalism Corporatocracy Food Pyramidism Globalism Multiculturalism Lipostocracy
Character Information
Likes	Tacos Ingredients used to make tacos Mexico Taco Bell Taco Shops
Dislikes	Food that isn't tacos and isn't an ingredient to make tacos People who believe in far-right conspiracy theories about how eating 1 vigintillion tacos every day is supposedly bad Anarchist taco stand rivals People that don't like tacos
Song	Mexican Hat Dance It's Raining Tacos! El Gordo UwU

Taco Neoliberalism is a joke self insert ideology made by a former FreePCB user that believes in the neoliberal principle of taco shops on every corner. Taco Neoliberalism loves all types of tacos, as long as they don't come from ideologies that rival him. Taco Neoliberalism also hates all food that isn't tacos.

Beliefs

On the economy

Taco Neoliberalism believes in capitalism, as long as the people and corporations are only producing tacos. Because of this, Taco Neoliberalism can be seen screeching at everyone that tries to produce anything that isn't a taco. He also believes corporations such as Taco Bell and Torchy's Tacos should have massive power, and that taco stands should have tax breaks to encourage them to become full on big businesses.

On Food

Taco Neoliberalism believes that the people should eat tacos and only tacos. He believes in banning all restaurants that don't serve tacos, as well as banning all farms that use their ingredients to produce food that isn't tacos. Anyone that eats food that isn't tacos will be sent to the Taco Bell Reeducation camp, where they are force-fed tacos until they recite the Taco Pledge. He also believes that taco stands that are not neoliberal are not real taco stands, and thus are treated as making or eating non-tacos.

Diplomacy

Taco Neoliberalism seeks to forge an unbreaking relationship with Mexico, as tacos originated there. As for all other countries, Taco Neoliberalism plans to launch a great taco jihad to force everyone to eat tacos instead of other foods.

Civic Beliefs

Taco Neoliberalism believes whoever makes the most money from tacos should be the leader of the nation and the world.

On Race/Ethnicity

Taco Neoliberalism believes Mexicans are genetically superior to all other races because they invented tacos. Nothing else to say here.

Taco Pledge

I pledge allegiance, to the Great food of tacos.
From Taco Bell to Torchy's Tacos
All the way to the struggling taco stands.
I pledge to use all of my labour and talent
To make tacos easily accessible
For all struggling citizens of the world.

Relations

Fellow Taco Eaters

• Neoliberalism - Fellow taco enjoyer. Without you, where would the taco stands be?
• State Liberalism and Neoliberal Burgundian System - You too are very scary, but at least you like my tacos!
• Lipostocracy - You ate 1 vigintillion tacos in one sitting? Based!
• Indigenism - Without you, tacos wouldn't have existed!
• Food Pyramidism - Tacos on the top, all other foods on the bottom!
• Food Transhumanism - My goal.

Burritos, enchiladas, quesadillas, etc.

• Corporatocracy - Taco Bell is based, but all non-taco businesses need to be reeducated.
• Cheese - Not a taco, but at least you are commonly used to make tacos!
• Pork, Tomatoes, and Corn - Same goes with you.
• Veganarchism - Chill out! I have vegan tacos!
• Mexican Fascism - Mexican, but still a cringe fascist.
• Crabbyism - Disgusting degenerate ideology, but at least I can use you to make crab tacos!
• Liquid-Poopism - I need to go, really bad!
• Anarchist taco stand rivals - Likes tacos, like me, but you all are anarchist rivals.

Non-Tacos

• Double Cheeseburger - NON-TACOS MUST BE ELIMINATED!
• McDonaldsism - Stop selling burgers instead of tacos!
• White Nationalism and Black Nationalism - Yes, I know tacos are Mexican food. You will still learn to only eat them!
• Traditionalism - There is nothing immoral with only eating tacos every day.
• Trumpism - You really thought a puny wall would keep the tacos out of the USA? You must not know me well.
• Alcoholism - Throw away your degenerate alcohol! Embrace the glorious tacos! (Although alcohol tacos is honestly a good idea though)
• File:Fluffy Spiritualism.png Fluff Spiritualism - I don't care if you're kawaii, you're not a taco! (Although dessert tacos is also a good idea)
• Coffeeism - You may potentially increase productivity in making tacos, but you still aren't one!
• File:Fortune Cookiecracy Icon.png Fortune Cookiecracy - Look! Your fortune reads "Kill all fortune cookies to make room for the great taco master race!"
• File:Pinegummy.png Pineapple Gummy - I actually agree with him on this one! DON'T EAT CANDY!
• File:Spam.png Spamism - Spam is disgusting.
• AESDPF - Disgusting degenerate egoist fruit.
• File:ACSKPP.png Anarcho-Communalist Satanic Kakistocractic Pineapple Pizzaism - Disgusting pineapple pizza lovers!
• Gorbachevism - No Pizza Hut for you! Only Taco Bell!

Fellow Taco Eaters

Burritos, enchiladas, quesadillas, etc.

• Brazilian Liberalism - You are a neoliberal, which is based and red-tacoed, but your racial quota idea has one teensy problem. The quota applies to ALL minorities in Brazil instead of just Mexicans. Just declare eating food that isn't tacos as a direct sin against the government and we'll be good.
• Template:2x2Master - You are a neo-libertarian, (which is pretty much the same as being a neoliberal) and you like tacos, but unfortunately, you like cheeseburgers as well, and support the legalization of drugs, which takes time away from people producing tacos. Just renounce those things, and we'll be good.

Non-Tacos

• File:Burgersys.png Burgerdian System - Non-taco fashie detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.
• File:Watermelonatsoc.png Watermelon National Socialism - Another non-taco fascist detected!
• Neo-Cherryism - Not only you are not a taco, but you also believe the Mexicans are inferior to the wh*tes!
• File:Oreo.png Global Oreoism - Disgusting oreo cookie. You are also just a ripoff of Hydrox.
• Corpotarist Kemalism - Not only you're a disgusting corporatist and anti-globalist, but you're also from Turkey! (AKA a food that isn't tacos)
• Aryan Monarchism - Not only you think wh*te people are the master race and not glorious Mexicans, you are also extremely isolationist to protect your nation from the glorious taco stands! It looks like the brown taco army is coming in your direction! Be prepared!

Comments

Write here if you want me to add you.

• Brazilian Liberalism - Add me
  • Taco Neoliberalism - Added!
    • Brazilian Liberalism - Thx
• Corpotarist Kemalism Add me?
  • Taco Neoliberalism - Added!
• Template:2x2Master - Add me (I like tacos)
  
  • Taco Neoliberalism - Added! Your love of tacos are great, but your love of inferior foods such as burgers are not.
• Aryan Monarchism - Add me, please.
  
  • Taco Neoliberalism - Added! Stop being a wh*te supremacist and become a Mexican supremacist!
• Aryan Monarchism - You can just outsource the tacos to a white company instead of invading us. It would save you time and resources.