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National-Communitarian Theory

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"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

This page is meant to represent Nebeler's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission.

In Development
"I'll stop reading eventually." - Left Communism

This page is still in development due to ongoing reading by Nebeler, multiple things may change drastically.


 National-Communitarian Theory is an economically far-left, culturally variable, and syncretic ideology which posits the well-being of the national community as being paramount (the nation being defined as a people united by a common cultural/ethnic identity). It is thus Nationalist, but opposes Ultranationalism on count of it being detrimental to common good, instead favouring Internationalism.

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Quotes

“The cult of the Leader, the cult of personality, not a divine but a human personality, is an even worse social narcotic that we shall define as the cocaine of the proletariat.”

Amadeo Bordiga, The Guignol in History


“... the principal role of conservatism in modern politics is to be humiliated. That is what a perpetual loyal opposition, or court jester, is for.”

Nick Land, The Dark Enlightenment


“The supreme function of statesmanship is to provide against preventable evils. In seeking to do so, it encounters obstacles which are deeply rooted in human nature. One is that by the very order of things such evils are not demonstrable until they have occurred: at each stage in their onset there is room for doubt and for dispute whether they be real or imaginary. By the same token, they attract little attention in comparison with current troubles, which are both indisputable and pressing: whence the besetting temptation of all politics to concern itself with the immediate present at the expense of the future.”

Enoch Powell, 'Rivers of Blood' speech


“A society in which critical thinking is a crime against the state has lost its ability to create and is slated to survive only by spending the intellectual and technological capital created by previous generations.”

Lennart Meri


Relationships

Much like

  • Titoism - Maybe it was not wise to try and integrate all of the Yugoslav nations together considering that the enmity between them and their desire for independence was strong enough to cause such atrocious conflict. But you did will to resist against Stalin.
  • Left-Wing Nationalism - Finally, a socialist who recognises the importance of the nation!
  • Internationalism - International solidarity between the peoples of the whole world!
  • Cultural Nationalism - More than anything else, it is culture which unites a nation!
  • Paetelism - Uh, based? please don't hate the French, even if Versailles was unfair...
  • Cybercommunism - Based... CYBERSYN was pretty cool.
  • Eco-Socialism - Preserving natural beauty is our collective responsibility.
  • Meritocracy - People should earn what they toil for.

Like

  • Marxism - Very correct analyses. You were a bit harsh on that Lassalle guy.
  • Market Socialism - Let's face it, centrally planned economies don't work.
  • Left Communism - I am not as keen on orthodoxy as you are and I know we disagree on the national question, but you are authentically Marxist at least, unlike Stalinists and the New Left.
  • Kemalism - You were great. I wish you would come back to fix Turkey.
  • Nationalism - A very mixed bag. Of course nations should exist, but it shouldn't mean bloodshed and hatred.
  • Ethnopluralism - Preserving the demographic composition of all nations is good, but you are sometimes a bit aggressive.
  • NRx - Head epidemiologist concerning the democratic virus.
  • Landian Accelerationism - Another banger Mr Land.

Mixed feelings

  • Socialism - Acceptable... sometimes.
  • Authoritarianism - Authority is necessary for efficient direction, but people also want freedom and privacy.
  • Anti-Authoritarianism - Your concerns are understandable, but you shouldn't fear power.
  • Liberal Socialism - Liberal. Rest in peace Mikhail Gorbachev, you did what you could
  • State Socialism - I concede that the state is necessary, but you look a bit too much like that other guy!
  • National Conservatism - Glad you favour the nation, but you have to realise that capital doesn't.
  • Paternalistic Conservatism - At least you're willing to care for your people.
  • Civic Nationalism - Nationality is more than just a certificate. You can't assimilate everything and everyone like the Borg.
  • Identitarianism - I don't like your chauvinist tendencies. Also, Europe is not a single nation, stop trying to make it one.
  • Ethnic Nationalism - Of course, ethnicity and culture overlap a lot... but you, too, need to learn to love a little.
  • Ethnic Welfare - Well, you might become necessary... but I'm uncomfortable with the idea of having to discriminate...
  • Indigenism - I support the rights of native peoples, but you are often a massive hypocrite.
  • Occult Post-Humanism - Valuable ideas in the current epoch, though your misanthropic tendencies makes me uncomfortable.

Dislike

  • Capitalism - Exploitative and inhuman. *notices ur markets* owo what's this??
  • Conservatism - You are a pussy and you stand for absolutely nothing.
  • Libertarianism - You need to realise that liberty and democracy aren't compatible.
  • Hoppeanism - The less naïve libertarian.
  • Leninism - I understand the need for revolutionary violence, but the Red Terror was absolutely barbaric!
  • Trotskyism - Glad you recognise how bad Stalin was. I'm not convinced that you would've done significantly better.
  • Posadism - Hard to hate a lunatic, but nuclear armageddon? Really?
  • Dissident Right - Rightoid chauvinist. I guess you did force me to broaden my horizons...
  • Pan-Nationalism - Let people have their independence, pal.

Much dislike

Much like

  • Agricoetism - Based, honestly. I just find your 'Afro-Japanese' LARP a bit strange. Aren't you half Maltese?
  • Marcusianism - Great and authentic. I very much enjoy your sense of irony.

Like

  •  Baxism - I am personally sceptical of revolutionary violence, but you seem alright.
  • Shellshocked Communism - I can sympathise with you, and though your formulations carry that poetic vagueness which is characteristic of post-structuralists, they still convey an idea — which I interpret as a dream of a biomechanical world, of horizontality and freedom from alienation. Though maybe I am wrong.
    • - You are very right.
    • (Re-evaluation) Serene, organic. Though our convictions are different, I'm fond of your ideas.
  •  Romantic Egoism - Don't know what else to say. Despite disliking individualism, I like your style and consistency.
  • Psychedelic Liberationism - You seem alright. Read Bordiga, Stalinist (/hj)
    • - Stalinist?!
  • Sundog - I haven't studied some of these concepts you talk about, but your ideas seem quite interesting and you seem like well-read individual. Influenced by Italian left-communism, therefore great and authentic.
  • Ziółkowskiizm - Maybe a bit too aggressively in your anti-Western sentiment, but based in pretty much every other respect. I don't think interventionism is very good for international and diplomatic stability, but that's something I'm willing to overlook.
  • Lankajori Thought - Not a fan of libertarianism, but i'll support Irish nationalism any day of the week. Up the 'RA!
    • Lankajori Thought (Re-evaluation) - Pretty good too, though democracy is really mid. You should also realise that the decline of Ireland has been furthered by specific things (hint: not just British influence, but liberal-progressivism and immigration). wait, why did you wipe your page? :(

Mixed feelings

  • Alstūdism - I'm really not a fan of fascism, but at least you're more of an ethnopluralist and universal nationalist rather than just a chauvinist — though I'd still object to your revanchism, on the count of it being unworkable (especially for Norway) and likely to backfire. Overall one of the more tolerable fascists I've come across, and at least you're a socialist like Mussolini.
  •  Neocarlism - Weird, but I guess I've seen worse.
  • Distributist Reactionaryism - Distributism is okay, but I wish you were economically socialist instead of just being a corporatist (fascist). And what is culture without the nation?
  • BetterCallSneedism - I don't like fascism and I don't like pan-nationalism... though I certainly would support a revival of Celtic culture.

Neutral

  • Venatrixism - Cool reading list, I recommend CCRU and N1x.
    • Venatrixism - I have read n1x, not a big fan.also better analysis of me plz 😔
      • - Well, I'm not sure how you'd consider yourself a communist while also being post-left and a stirnerite, but I guess you're okay.
        • Venatrixism - not really that hard to be a communist and a stirnerite and post-leftist? Don’t know what you’re pulling at here. Literally one of the first generally accepted ones to be a post-leftist, Tiqqun was communist.
          • - ok
  • Brazilian Liberalism - Liberal, but would probably heal the country a bit.
    • (Re-evaluation) - You're okay, though I'm still very critical of your support for Israel. Also, I don't understand why exactly you consider yourself an 'imperialist'. Usually I'd object to the idea of unrestricted immigration from the rest of the Lusosphere, but considering that you're willing to deport them if they don't assimilate or if they commit a crime, then I guess it's more acceptable.
  • Rocksism - I'm critical of anarchism, but your ideas seem coherent and well-thought-out.
  • Schumacherianism (////) - Disagree with individualism and anarcho-capitalism, but your ideas are fairly well-developed and unique enough that I can respect it.
  • Patrick Thought - Not a fan of monarchism, but you're not too bad.

Dislike

  • Dankeism - Too liberal, too progressive. My advice is that you should read a few books by authors with a variety of different opinions, so as to explore many perspectives. Seek to understand them.
    • - I shouldn't read anything, because reading doesn't influence, I may read millions of books by [enter political author], but I will never change with that, in reality, no one influences anyone, everyone has their different opinions, even if they read all the books of Marx, Lenin or whoever nothing will change. I am on a journey of self-discovery discovering my political thoughts hidden in my mind, I influence myself, everyone does. And I repeat, if I read other authors, nothing will change
      • - I get what you mean, but reading still helps you discover things. It can make you realise things that you hadn't realised before, and so on. I recommend it.
    • (Re-evaluation) Some interesting developments. It's nice to see that your ideas are growing. Maybe still a bit too liberal and progressive for my liking, but otherwise somewhat acceptable.
  • Imperial Socialism - Have you even actually read Lenin? Also, "pay rool [sic] taxes so that the government can pay for Social Security and insurance"? You sound more like a social democrat than a communist. Please read theory, a bit of Marx at least.
    • (Re-evaluation) Still bad, sorry. I don't know what else you want me to say.
  • Nuriskianism - The Fourth Political Theory is cringe, I'm not adding that to my reading list. How exactly are you influenced by both multiculturalism AND ethnopluralism??? At least you don't seem to be an anti-Western chauvinist like Dugin. Overall, very strange.
  • Volker41ism - I'm really not a fan of fascism and nazism, sorry. Also, please stop denying Axis war crimes, for Christ's sake. It's very easy to just dismiss anything that you don't like as being part of a conspiracy theory, but history isn't a fairy tale where morality is black and white.
  • Second Anidiotoncrack Thought - There's better ways to spend your time than harassing women on txitter.
  • DECBism - Liberal coal. The only compliment I can give is that you have some nuanced views, like opposing the Netanyahu government despite being a Zionist. I should point out that Ukraine can't really join NATO, since that would mean drawing all of its members into the current conflict (pretty much WWIII). Also, for a long time Ukraine has been a very corrupt country like Russia, we just ignore that now because of the war. Zelensky isn't a hero, he is only doing the bare minimum (sometimes less) of leading in his country in time of conflict. I agree with you on Turkey and the need to protect the natural environment, though I think you should realise that a liberal market system won't do that without regulations.

Much dislike

  • Theoanarchism - "I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me." - The Heavy
  • N.Brioism - Contrarianism is retarded. You're neither funny nor cool, grow up.
  • N.Cortexism - ...You're actually the same person, aren't you? Coal regardless.
  • Cosmic Vanguardism - Easily one of the worst ideologies on this site. The only thing I can give you credit for is that you're the least worst in this tier, because you don't seem completely insane and though you're a LARPer, I've seen a lot worse.
  • Hitler Rouge - God, I really hope this is just a shitty LARP.

Much like

  • Josip Broz Tito - The only one who could hold Yugoslavia together... wish you were still here.
  • Lee Kuan Yew - Single-handedly made Singapore into the developed country it is today!
  • Bernie Sanders - You are a reformist, a liberal and a progressive, but somehow I still appreciate your authenticity and dedication.
  • Mikhail Gorbachev - The one who refused to employ the cruel methods of his predecessors. If only it hadn't been for the hard-liners...

Like

Mixed feelings

  • Richard Nixon - People judge you too harshly... but not when it comes to Cambodia.
  • Vladimir Lenin - I try to sympathise, but when I think about the Cheka...
  • Leon Trotsky - And you, you executed so many people!
  • Muammar Gaddafi - You were great, but you lost your touch...
  • n1x - You write well, though with you it's hard to tell where sincerity ends and irony begins. You also have a good sense of humour, but I can't really say I support your misandry, even when it's part of an esoteric belief system.
  • Ted Kaczynski - Your analysis about the technological society is very relevant, though your methods are far from ideal.

Dislike

  • Angela Merkel - Ruined Germany! Easily the second-worst chancellor the country has ever had.
  • Tony Blair - Made Britain a worse place. Why did you support the invasion of Iraq?
  • Sadiq Khan - If you want to spread lies about British history, then why on Earth are you the mayor of London?
  • Emmanuel Macron - Immature neoliberal LARPer who never should've been elected.
  • Donald Trump - Incompetent moron.
  • Joe Biden - Brain-dead moron.
  • Justin Trudeau - Cool Hitler costume. Where'd you get it, the Hitler store?
  • Boris Yeltsin - Incompetent drunkard.
  • Vladimir Putin - Chauvinist warmonger!
  • Erdoğan - Warmongering chauvinist bastard. How dare you promote ethnic nepotism in Europe? If you want Turks to further their own interests, then they will have to do it in Turkey, and nowhere else!
  • Malcolm X - Your racialism was really distasteful, but at least you improved in the later years.

Much dislike

Much like

Like

Singapore

Neutral

United States

South Africa

  • Democratic Alliance - Well, you're probably better than the ANC — and certainly better than the EFF.

Mixed feelings

United States

  • Victorian Socialists - You're supposed to be Trotskyists, but liberal IdPol pervades your program. Read Bordiga.

Australia

France

Dislike

United States

United Kingdom

  • Sinn Féin - More immigration won't make Ireland more Irish, you f#$%ing idiots.

Australia

France

Germany

  • SPD - Auf, auf zum Kampf, zum Kampf!
  • AfD - Supports NATO and Israel. Still the lesser evil, but only if you can actually reduce immigration.

South Africa

Much dislike

United States

United Kingdom

Australia

France

  • Renaissance - Robespierre, please send the revolutionary insurrection to kill this guy.

Germany

  • Die Grünen - Anti-German regressive idiots who spread anti-Nuclear propaganda and lies.

South Africa

International

  • NATO - Nazi Aggressor Terrorist Organisation, more like!
  • WEF - I HATE THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE CLERKS I HATE THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE CLERKS I HATE

How to draw

Flag of National-Communitarian Theory
Color Name HEX RGB
Red #bd0000 189, 0, 0
Blue #003a84 0, 58, 132
White #ffffff 255, 255, 255
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with red.
  3. Fill the bottom one-fifth portion with blue.
  4. Add a white circle of wheat grains, centred relative to the red section.
  5. Add a white hammer, placed vertically in the centre of the circle of wheat grains.

Theory

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