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Confederate Crusaderism

Confederate Crusaderism (alternatively Confederate Crusadism) is the based, far-right, ideology of Confederate Crusader. It is inspired by Fascist, capitalist, and conservative ideas.

Economy and Government

Keep it as it is

I want to keep the good, American way of economics mostly how it is for the most part. The having business and money has worked perfectly fine and it should stay that way. My ideology doesn’t require any weird, delusional economic takes that have to be established because the good economy is already there. Corporations and money should keep operating as they do. End of story.

Cutting taxes

I want to cut as many taxes as I can. Yes, socialism IS when the government does stuff. I’m gonna shut down governmental aid programs. They are literally socialism since you steal my money to give it away to some lazy unemployed NEETS or some lazy fat illegal alien fucks. I’m gonna get rid of medi/Obamacare and other (((governmental aid))) programs because unironically, that’s literally communism. I’m also gonna cut funding for goofy ass governmental projects. Those can instead be funded voluntarily and by corporations. The only thing that should be taxed is for the military and police. Since I’ll be cutting down on taxes I’ll heavily weaken the IRS. I don’t want those communists to have too much power.

Government

I’ll mainly use the government for hunting down and killing communist perversions in our society, and also for bombings dune coons and communists across the globe. I’ll give large corporations a say in the government, and allow them to vote and give influence on laws. I also want influence from Nazi Germany’s government to create an SS like police force to kill communists and progressives and to enforce my views. An authoritarian government isn’t inherently mutually exclusive to a free market. The market can be free, but a ”free” society breeds degeneracy.

Gun rights and the ATF

I plan on rescinding every gun control law ever made. I’ll lower the gun age back to 18, make 30 round magazines legal, remove background checks, remove waiting periods, and remove any restrictions on firearms made such as in Commiefornia. I’ll have the gay-TF dissolved and I’ll have their officers executed. For reasons, I’ll have to purge all the communists first before putting these epic gun laws in effect. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

Muh forgive student debt!111!1!1

Lol no way would I ever do something as communistic as forgiving student debt. It’s almost as if these people don’t know how a loan works. You borrow money, and (gasp) pays it back. People who get meaningful degrees and get jobs are able to pay off their student debts. I’m not going to pay for your goofy ass gender studies or liberal arts degree, and no one should.

Muh economic inequality

A lot of commies and socialists, and strangely, some fascists too, always bitch about “economic inequality.” However, I truly don’t give a fuck. The only reason there is economic inequality is because some people choose to be lazy and stupid with their money while others work hard. I want to cut governmental programs, and I know that might not be good for homeless or poor people, but I don’t really care. Maybe they shouldn’t be lazy leeches and maybe they should get a job. Maybe get a degree that is actually useful for shit.

Immigration

I’m going to have a huge, Berlin Wall-like wall of my own built on the border of Mexico to keep all those illegal SPIC leeches out. I’ll use my aforementioned new SS-like police force to deport or kill all those fucking illegal Hispanics.

Foreign

Ukraine

I support Ukraine, arguable one of the most conservative nations in Europe, in their crusade against Russian Bolshevism. I especially have a strong respect for Zelensky. If I were in power I would send American troops to Ukraine to kill as many Russian people as possible. At home, I’ll have every Russian “person” killed, deported, or put in concentration camps for their communist crimes. For now though, I advocate for sending money to Ukraine and I’ll resort to sending death threats to Russians online and punching Russians IRL.

Israel

I know that I’m antisemitic, and I have to be since I’m a fascist, but admittedly I support Israel. For starters, I like how they kill those fucking communist “Palestinian” terrorists. Lots of people bitch about how Israel abuses Palestinians, but even if that happens I don’t care. I hope all those primitive terrorists get genocided. If Israel can kill more Palestinian kids then I’ll continue to fund them. Despite being Jewish, admittedly, Israel is the ideal model fascist state, and I view Israel as something to look up to. America should treat illegal Hispanic wetbacks, faggots, commies, and Muslims in our country like how Israel treats Palestinians. Secondly, I can send the Jews to Israel and make America fully Catholic.

War on Terror

The war on terror was incredible. The US military taught those fucking mudslimes a lesson they’ll never forget. Every single one of those dune coons deserved to die or have there houses bombed for committing 9/11, being terrorists, and forcing people to wear blankets over themselves for some fucking reason. If I was in power I would invade Afghanistan again and try to kill all the mudslimes again.

NATO

NATO is based and they were the good guys in the Cold War. Commies like to bitch about how NATO is “fascist” and “imperialist”, and they say that like it’s a bad thing. Real fascists support large military alliance like NATO against Russian and Chinese communism.

Society

LGBT

LGBT is just a Russian and Chinese Bolshevik perversion. I’ll make gay marriage illegal. I’ll have pride events shut down. I’ll have all the drag queens, trannies, and other communist faggots executed.

Religion

For safety reasons, I’ll have Islam banned. I’ll have their towels ripped straight off their fucking heads. I’ll have those heretical Protestants banned too, and they need to become Catholic or not be religious. I’ll send the Jews back to Israel. I’ll also illegalize Satanism and Paganism, and make that punishable by death. I also want Buddhists and Hindus banned. Catholicism is the only way. That being said, I won’t be enforcing Catholicism strictly, like I won’t enforce going to mass or shit like that. I’m just banning terrorists and weirdos.

Feminism

I am a supporter of the incel movement. Feminism is a communist perversion and a disease that wants to destroy families, vilify men, and normalize disgusting sex lives. They also like to falsely accuse men of rape and ruin their lives. Feminists are just sex-desperate faggots with a persecution complex that are more toxic than Chernobyl. I’ll have every feminist executed.

Abortion

Abortion is pretty cool. It prevents progressive commies from rebreeding and spreading their disease. I also don’t want kids to be adopted by gay people. It also prevents kids from being raised in poor environments. While kinda immoral, abortion is a self removing issue, and it prevents the disease of progressivism and communism from spreading. I am pro-choice, but I won’t suddenly care about the lives of poor people or children in school shootings.

Some Arguments

The Nazis were capitalists

Saying this as both a capitalist and a Nazi. This is also an argument made by commies, and that’s probably the most coherent argument they make. The Nazis had corporations in the government, just like I advocate for. They had businesses and they used currency. Their capitalist economics is what made them successful and powerful. They would not have recovered so quickly from their WW1 loss if they really were socialist. “National Socialism” is possibly a mistranslation. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and that was based.

Filipinos are white

Filipinos are descendants of the Spanish. Spanish people are white. Spanish people often get conflated with Hispanics, which leads to the misconception.

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Relations

Based

  • National Capitalism - By far the most based ideology.
  • Pinochetism - What an absolute chad. We need to put communists in helicopters again. Also, isn’t it kind of ironic that leftists bitch about how authoritarian you were when they turn a blind eye to Mao?
  • Neoconservatism - Crusading against Judeobolsheviks and woke communism is based. We need to bomb middle eastern kids and Russofaggots to death lol.
  • White Nationalism - White power! 1488.
  • Alt-Right - Trolling Judeobolsheviks online and shooting leftists is based.
  • Nazism - “You’re a Nazi!” Ok and?
  • Azov Battalion - Go murder all those faggot Russian communist invaders.
  • Banderaism - Massacring Russian Judeobolsheviks is based as fuck.
  • Zionism - Things are a bit complicated since I’m a fascist and as a result antisemitic, BUT Israel does a good job killing all those primitive communist Palestinian monkeys. Also Israel is a model state for us fascists and we can deport all the Jews back to Israel.
  • Manosphere - Committing mass shootings against those communist feminists is based.

Neutral

  • Gorbachevism - Thanks for destroying the USSR with your incompetence. Useful idiot lol.
  • Wagner Group - You’re not real Nazis since you serve a Judeobolshevik nation. Prigohshit is burning in hell right now. I have some respect for you guys though because of that little coup you had.
  • Pol Potism - Probably the only respectable commie since you guys attacked the Vietnamese gooks against and America supported you, and ironically you guys hated the USSR. Your still insane though and are further proof that communism sucks.
  • Pink Capitalism - Depends on what we mean here. Exploiting faggots and their delusions for money is very based, but literal progressive capitalism, like what Phil thinks capitalism is, sounds bad. We need to purge the progressives later, but for now I might as well make money from rainbow shirts.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - I agree with you guys with a lot of things but we need a state to purge all the communist faggots. That being said at least anarcho-capitalism is not an oxymoron like anarcho-communism.

Judeobolsheviks

  • Stalinism - FUCK YOU!!! It should have been America with the Nazis against you guys. You were very lucky America bailed you out when the Nazis attacked. Whatever, I hope that any Russians that got captured suffered and were treated like the animals they are.
  • Putinism - Further proof we need to kill all these Russian communist faggots. I hope you Russian dogs are suffering from the sanctions. Heil Azov!
  • Xi Jinping Thought - I know you fucking ching-chongs are behind the wokeness. Also our economy even with Biden’s communist shenanigans is still doing better than you.
  • Maoism - Ugh I think I’m gonna be sick. This is exactly what I mean when I say that China is behind the wokeness.
  • Ho Chi Minh Thought - We did not use enough agent orange on you fucking gooks. Also Mai Lai didn’t happpen.
  • Jihadism - How do you communist funded sand monkeys feel about getting pwned by America and Israel? I hope all of your homes get flattened. Your so disgusting you have me supporting the Jews in their military actions.
  • Feminism - Go back to the kitchen you communist whore.

Based

Neutral

Judeobolsheviks

  • Comrade Phil Thought - No, progressivism is communist. The USSR also legalized gay marriage and there’s even that one picture of Brezhnev kissing another dude. YWNBAF.
  • Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism - Cringe economics. The weird mandatory children things and also the anime is extremely cringe. Your societal views won’t save you from being killed by me.
  • Neo-Anthony Bax Thought - Ugh I’m gonna throw up…

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