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I’M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!

Self Insert
"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

This page is meant to represent TedCruzFanReborn's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission.

Tedcruzfan Thought is the Based-and-Red pilled Self-Insert of the FPCB User TedCruzFanReborn, formerly known as Tedcruzfan. Because the jannies banned him from PCBA, he had to move here, where conveniently someone already backed up his self-insert. Tedcruzfan Thought seeks to establish American Hegemony and White Supremacy across the world.

Beliefs

Economics

Tedcruzfan Thought despises any form of economic leftism. It sees socialism and communism as plagues of the modern world, always complaining about “muh USSR wasn’t real communism!!!”. That aside, Tedcruzfan Thought follows liberal economics. Central banking and most taxes should be abolished, and regulation should be rare but still an occurrence, just in case f*ggot businesses pop up. He also wants the destruction of corporations, seeing them as Jewish abominations in the economy. However, Tedcruzfan Thought also wants high tariffs to promote local businesses and the liberalization of gun and alcohol laws, along with land and slave ownership. Tedcruzfan Thought also opposes trade unions, seeing them as f*ggot broke commie organizations that only harms businesses in the end. Finally, Tedcruzfan Thought sees Environmentalism as BS, a leftist plot designed to hurt innocent entrepreneurs with “mUh ClImAtE cHaNgE”!!!

The State

Tedcruzfan Thought supports a strong, authoritarian, state. Besides, anarchism is for pussies. While admiring some monarchs, Tedcruzfan Thought personally prefers republicanism, mainly because it is an American value. Additionally, Tedcruzfan Thought is populist, believing that the world is being controlled by a Judeo-Bolshevik Elite that promotes Cultural Marxism. Free speech is an illusion, as some ideas such as progressivism are so abhorrent that they only exist to be censored. Tedcruzfan Thought also supports mandatory conscription, wanting to build a strong military for the United States. The police should also be given more power, so we can crush stupid protests properly. In terms of abortion, Tedcruzfan Thought is pro-life in most cases but will support pro-choice sometimes for eugenic reasons. Speaking of “women’s rights”, there are none! Tedcruzfan Thought supports a return to patriarchy where women are forbidden from levels of power, and an outlawing of f*ggotry. Finally, Tedcruzfan Thought supports Christian Fundamentalism, against towelheads, LARPagans, and degenerate neckbeards. It notices how people are straying away from faith and instead embracing satanic ideas which should have been left behind. Well, fuck that shit! If those “people” love satan so much, they should go straight to hell! Its the least they could do after they made the world gone to shit.

Diplomacy

Tedcruzfan Thought believes in White Supremacy. However, it is aware that whites in America are being slowly replaced by minorities and immigrants by miscegenation thanks to libtards and cultural marxists. Deporting them would be too much work and bad for PR, so Tedcruzfan supports an Ethnocracy similar to Apartheid as a temporary solution.

Relations

Based

Meh

  • Francoism - Based and trad white terror, but betraying the axis was cringe.
  • Salazarism - Same as above.
  • Person Dignity Theory - Same as above, but Ch*nk.
  • Chiangism - Way better than Mao, but flooding the Yellow River was a idiotic move.
  • Pinochetism - Based killing of commies, but are you sure you were a nationalist?
  • Crusadism - Trolling the towelheads is based, but why the hell did you sack Constantinople?!
  • Esoteric Fascism - Based, but stop being a LARPagan.
  • Monarchism - Most of you are based traditionalists, but monarchism goes against American values.
  • Washingtonism - Too moderate, but I’ll make sure that America will come on top.
  • Kahanism - Based for a K*ke. I support Isreal just to get (((them))) out of America and the Palestinians are sand-eating terrorists, but other than that, fuck (((them))).
  • Zionism - What I said about Kahanism. The Palestinian sandn***ers deserved it though.
  • Bonapartism - I don’t know how to feel about you…
  • Jeffersonian Democracy - Secularism is cringe, but thanks for giving us Jackson.
  • Paleoconservatism - What do you mean you want to sit around and do nothing? Also some of you sucks off communists as well.
  • Paleolibertarianism - Same as above, and you also hate the state too much.
  • Catholic Theocracy - The 95 reasons were correct, but perhaps one struggle is needed against the terrorists. Also many of your followers were based.
  • Zelenskyism - Better than Putin, but you’re a still a K*ke.
  • Showa Statism - I’ve recently been thinking where to put you. On one hand, based domestic policies and state worship. On the other hand, you attacked us and didn’t get nuked enough.
  • Gorbachevism and Dengism - Thanks for getting rid of the USSR and Maoist China, useful idiots.
  • Pol Potism - Only good communist!
  • File:NatPolPot.png National Pol Potism - Even better than the last guy.

Garbage

  • Neoliberalism - Cultural Marxists! Not even your economics and imperialism redeem you.
  • State Liberalism, Fordism, and Schwabism - The Judeo-Bolshevik elite posing as “capitalists”.
  • Transhumanism - I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST! I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST! I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!
  • Discord Moderationism - YOU FUCKING BANNED ME, YOU BASTARDS!
  • Pagan Theocracy - Go follow a real god lmao. Though Rome and Sparta were based societies.
  • Neo-Paganism - BURN THE WITCHES!
  • Satanic Theocracy - LITERALLY SATAN!
  • State Atheism - “tHeRe Is No SkY dAdDy!!!!” Get out of your parent’s basement for once, degenerate.
  • Islamic Theocracy - No mercy for sandn****rs!
  • Jihadism - Imagine attacking every Middle Eastern country except Israel. Even worse than normal sandn****r theology.
  • Black Lives Matter - NO THEY DON’T!
  • Bidenism - STOP. RUINING. MY. COUNTRY! I wouldn't be fucking surprised if you were a puppet of those commies in an attempt to sabotage us!
  • Radicalism - Fuck off, proto-cultural marxist.
  • Georgism - Rent is due, rentoid.
  • Monarcho-Progressivism - SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
  • Jacobinism - Republicanism is good, but you caused history to go downhill!
  • Classical Fascism - Yes, you may have influenced NS and other ideologies I like, but your ideology is leftist cringe!
  • Socialism - Socialism is the ideology of broke n*ggers who hate working!
  • Indigenism - Prairie N*gger Removal Act go BRRRRRRR *Proceeds to sip Cherokee tears* We brought civilization and Christianity to you redskins, cope.
  • Marxism - This k*ke’s ideas and his consequences…
  • Black Nationalism - Why do the 12% commit half of the crime? 🇺🇸 THERE SHOULD NEVER BE JUSTICE FOR BLACKS 🇺🇸
  • Black Islamism - Unironic towelhead-n***er supremacy. Disgusting.
  • Feminism - Stop whining and make me a sandwich.
  • Caesarism - Get senate’d, proto-leftist.
  • Islamic Feminism - 🇺🇸 I WILL FORCEFULLY IMPREGNATE ALL TERRORIST MUSLIM WOMEN IN IRAQ AND EVERY OTHER ARAB TERRORIST HELL HOLE 🇺🇸
  • Keynesianism - The Keynesian might as well burn all of the fucking money.
  • Lincolnism - I’m glad you got what you deserved for crushing the south.
  • Leninism and Stalinism - Judeo-Bolsheviks who massacred millions!
  • Marxism-Leninism - All tankies must be destroyed and purged.
  • Trotskyism - Another Globalist Judeo-Bolshevik who ended up cucking to Sp*cs.
  • Maoism - Ch*nk who purged his own traditional culture. Should have gotten your Judeo-Bolshevik country nuked.
  • Juche - Its funny to watch these stupid ch*nks fail at managing countries.
  • Strasserism - The Strassers got what they had coming to them!
  • Fourth Theory - Dugin is an anti-white Judeo-Bolshevik who is likely leading the elite!
  • National Bolshevism - National Socialism if it was worse, combing it with Judeo-Bolshevism!
  • Ba'athism - Socialist sandn***er ideology. Enough said.
  • Gaddafism - Sandn***er who sponsored terrorists!
  • Titoism - Another commie f*ggot who sent thousands of innocents to be killed in the pits.
  • Milosevicism - You got what you deserved from trying to massacre the based Croats, you commie f*g!
  • Khomeinism - Claims to be reactionary, allows trannies and beastality. Curious.
  • Putinism - Judeo-Bolshevik who is currently getting annihilated by the Ukrainians. How the fuck do people think you’re the savior of the white race?
  • Lukashenkoism - Putin’s little cumslut LMAO. Your country is nothing but a pathetic pile of commie blocs, and stop flooding Europe with migrants!
  • Xi Jinping Thought - Ch*nk who made his country into a living nightmare. Still better than mao.
  • Zyuganovism - I told you Russia is still communist.
  • Anti-Racism - To be anti-racist is to be anti-white.

Based

  • Second Anidiotoncrack Thought - One of the few based self-inserts on this damned site. We agree on the M*slims, the Fags, women, and the Jews. Also a fellow hater of the k*ke Marx and a lover of guns and christ.
  • Meh

    • MugiKotobuki8814ism - Fellow White Nationalist and a Christian Alt-Rightist even though Argentines can barely be considered as whites. But you should know that communism and the white race are mutually exclusive as it is globalist shill that promotes race mixing and destruction of tradition. Also, real whites support NATO for defending Ukraine, not the shitty communist mongoloid hellhole run by Jewtin. Also, stop watching that Jap shit, its weird.

    Garbage

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