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*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Supremacism]] - WHITE POWER! | *[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Supremacism]] - WHITE POWER! | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:Natcap Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - Perfect political and economical system. | ||
*[[File:BritishEmpire.png]] [[Imperialism|British Imperialism]] - The past and the future are British! | *[[File:BritishEmpire.png]] [[Imperialism|British Imperialism]] - The past and the future are British! | ||
*[[File:MonFash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism]] - God save the king! <s>Even if he is a cuck.</s> | *[[File:MonFash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism]] - God save the king! <s>Even if he is a cuck.</s> | ||
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*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Just our old friend called NATO going to kick Commie ass again. | *[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Just our old friend called NATO going to kick Commie ass again. | ||
*[[File:Bandera.png]] [[Banderaism]] - Russians got it! | *[[File:Bandera.png]] [[Banderaism]] - Russians got it! | ||
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police | *[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - Come here ye Black and Tans. | ||
*[[File:Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - A based Commie hater from Latin America. <s>Just don't come to the United Kingdom Spic.</s> | *[[File:Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - A based Commie hater from Latin America. <s>Just don't come to the United Kingdom Spic.</s> | ||
*[[File:Eugen.png]] [[Eugenicism]] - If you are disabled, then cut your dick. | *[[File:Eugen.png]] [[Eugenicism]] - If you are disabled, then cut your dick. |
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LARP Self-Insert "I am definitely a Bible believing Christian and not an occult pagan." - Christian Identity This self-insert is a LARP made by Gato Matador and their actual ideology is Brazilian Liberalism. It's probably best if you take this with a grain of salt, and this page most likely does not represent the actual political views of the user. |
Tom Thought is the based and redpilled political views of Tom from Eddsworld. The ideology believes in returning to the times of the
British Empire by establishing a
White Ethnostate which will remove the influence of
Irish and
Scottish cultures, deport all non-white
immigrants, and
restore the glory of the English Men.
Economy![](/images/Hayek.png)
I believe in laissez-faire economics with little economic intervention, inspired by the British philosopher,
Friedrich Hayek. The only regulations that should exist should be
Anti-Trust Laws to guarantee that
Jewish Corporations doesn't monopolize the market,
protect our industries through subzidies and tariffs and
forbid business from promoting degeneracy. And I am also against
Welfare because it spawns leaches and I believe everyone should be self-sufficient economically, and Healthcare and Education services should be privatez as well. And I also believe the personal ownership of
slaves should be legal.
Social![](/images/Ethno.png)
I believe the United Kingdom should become a
White Ethnostate, and this will be accomplished by deporting all
non-whites
from the country. Regarding
Irish and
Scottish people, I believe they can stay, but we should place restrictions on them in a form of
Apartheid, which means they wouldn't be allowed to leave the Ireland or Scotland (just like blacks weren't allowed to leave the Bantustans). And I also believe the
Jehovah's Witnesses Denomination should replace the
Anglican Church as the English State Religion, and this will be accompanied by making
Catholicism,
Islam,
Judaism and
Hinduism illegal.
Government![](/images/Timocracy.png)
I believe that an Aristocracy should replace the current Democratic Parliamentarianist system in the United Kingdom, but electoralism will remain to choose between which Aristocrat will become the Prime Minister and govern the country, but voting rights will only be avaliable to
white property-owning adult males.
Foreign![](/images/Colonial.png)
I believe the British Empire should come back and we should retake our colonies BY FORCE! We should even colonize
Ireland and assimilate the population by force, and likewise
India,
Canada,
South Africa and
Australia should return to us. I support
NATO because I want to destroy the
Judeo-Bolshevik
hordes trying to destroy the
White Race. And in the matters of the
Israel-Palestine
Palestine conflict, I support Israel because that should be a perfect place for the deported
Jews to go, and I am
Arabophobic as well.
Personality and Behavior
He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude.
Relationships
Friends
White Supremacism - WHITE POWER!
National Capitalism - Perfect political and economical system.
British Imperialism - The past and the future are British!
Monarcho-Fascism - God save the king!
Even if he is a cuck.Euroscepticism - If you support the EU you are a cuck. Nothing else.
Clerical Fascism - Christianity or perish.
Jehovah's Witnesses Theocracy - The only true denomination.
British Unionism - Union Jack baby!
Timocracy - Landchads are better voters and rulers than the common man, cope Libtards.
Classical Conservatism and
Counter-Enlightenment - Going back to a time when faggotry didn't existed? Based!
Authoritarian Conservatism - Arrest all the degenerates!
Slavery - Cotton won't pick itself without niggers, didn't you know?
Ethnocracy - Keep Paddies and Krankles where they should be!
Ultranationalism - We were the rulers of the world, so we deserve glory.
Aristocracy - No retards in the government!
Hayekism - Your views on the government sucks a lot, but your economic policy is extremely based. And you are way better than (((Mises))).
Protectionism - Only local products should be consumed by us.
Cecil Rhodes Thought - Amazing man who civilized Africa.
Hamiltonianism - Based American.
Your takes on Slavery were disgusting.Anti-Communism - TCD
Neoconservatism - Just our old friend called NATO going to kick Commie ass again.
Banderaism - Russians got it!
Police Statism - Come here ye Black and Tans.
Pinochetism - A based Commie hater from Latin America.
Just don't come to the United Kingdom Spic.Eugenicism - If you are disabled, then cut your dick.
Cromwellianism - Gigachad who banned
Gaymas, destroyed the
Pedophiles and trolled
Fenians.
Frenemies
Enemies
Friends
Tedcruzfan Thought - My based American counterpart. We have our disagreements, like your support to
Populism (even if
based) and
Republicanism, but otherwise you are nice.
Frenemies
Neocarlism - Your
Classical Conservatism,
oposition to the Enlightenment and
Monarchism is very based. But your
Socialism,
Anti-Fascism and
Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a
Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.
Enemies
DECBism - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.
Brazilian Liberalism - Fuck you Macaco Libtard! Even if you created my page.