Tom Thought

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Tom Thought
Bloody Tord!
Basic Information
Alignments	AuthRight  Culturally Right  Ethnonationalists  Imperialists  Monarchists
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Anti-Communism Authoritarian Conservatism British Unionism British Imperialism Classical Conservatism Clerical Fascism English Nationalism Jehovah's Witnesses Theocracy Monarcho-Fascism National Capitalism Neoconservatism Timocracy White Supremacism Anti-Corporatocracy Anti-Union Capitalism Hayekism Industrialism Protectionism Slavery Spencerianism Albaphobia Anti-Catholicism Anti-Christmas Anti-Indian Sentiment Anti-Semitism Antiziganism Counter-Enlightenment Ethnocracy Eugenicism Hibernophobia Homophobia Traditionalism Ultranationalism Anti-Democracy Apartheid (inspired) Aristocracy Constitutional Monarchism Hamiltonianism Patriarchy Police Statism Colonianism Euroscepticism Russophobia White Zionism
Character Information
Likes	United Kingdom The White Race "The good ol' times" The true sect of Christianity Beer
Dislikes	Paddies Krankies Gypsies Fenians Kikes Pajeets Faggots Norwegians (Fuck you Tord!) Gingers (especially that fag named Matt)

Tom Thought is the based and redpilled political views of Tom from Eddsworld. The ideology believes in returning to the times of the British Empire by establishing a White Ethnostate which will remove the influence of Irish and Scottish cultures, deport all non-white immigrants, and restore the glory of the English Men.

Economy

I believe in laissez-faire economics with little economic intervention, inspired by the British philosopher, Friedrich Hayek. The only regulations that should exist should be Anti-Trust Laws to guarantee that Jewish Corporations doesn't monopolize the market, protect our industries through subzidies and tariffs and forbid business from promoting degeneracy. And I am also against Welfare because it spawns leaches and I believe everyone should be self-sufficient economically, and Healthcare and Education services should be privatez as well. And I also believe the personal ownership of slaves should be legal.

Social

I believe the United Kingdom should become a White Ethnostate, and this will be accomplished by deporting all non-whites from the country. Regarding Irish and Scottish people, I believe they can stay, but we should place restrictions on them in a form of Apartheid, which means they wouldn't be allowed to leave the Ireland or Scotland (just like blacks weren't allowed to leave the Bantustans). And I also believe the Jehovah's Witnesses Denomination should replace the Anglican Church as the English State Religion, and this will be accompanied by making Catholicism, Islam, Judaism and Hinduism illegal.

Government

I believe that an Aristocracy should replace the current Democratic Parliamentarianist system in the United Kingdom, but electoralism will remain to choose between which Aristocrat will become the Prime Minister and govern the country, but voting rights will only be avaliable to white property-owning adult males.

Foreign

I believe the British Empire should come back and we should retake our colonies BY FORCE! We should even colonize Ireland and assimilate the population by force, and likewise India, Canada, South Africa and Australia should return to us. I support NATO because I want to destroy the Judeo-Bolshevik hordes trying to destroy the White Race. And in the matters of the Israel-Palestine Palestine conflict, I support Israel because that should be a perfect place for the deported Jews to go, and I am Arabophobic as well.

Personality and Behavior

He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude.

Relationships

Friends

• White Supremacism - WHITE POWER!
• National Capitalism - Perfect political and economical system.
• British Imperialism - The past and the future are British!
• Monarcho-Fascism - God save the king! Even if he is a cuck.
• Euroscepticism - If you support the EU you are a cuck. Nothing else.
• Clerical Fascism - Christianity or perish.
• Jehovah's Witnesses Theocracy - The only true denomination.
• British Unionism - Union Jack baby!
• Timocracy - Landchads are better voters and rulers than the common man, cope Libtards.
• Classical Conservatism and Counter-Enlightenment - Going back to a time when faggotry didn't existed? Based!
• Authoritarian Conservatism - Arrest all the degenerates!
• Slavery - Cotton won't pick itself without niggers, didn't you know?
• Ethnocracy - Keep Paddies and Krankles where they should be!
• Ultranationalism - We were the rulers of the world, so we deserve glory.
• Aristocracy - No retards in the government!
• Hayekism - Your views on the government sucks a lot, but your economic policy is extremely based. And you are way better than (((Mises))).
• Protectionism - Only local products should be consumed by us.
• Cecil Rhodes Thought - Amazing man who civilized Africa.
• Hamiltonianism - Based American. Your takes on Slavery were disgusting.
• Anti-Communism - TCD
• Neoconservatism - Just our old friend called NATO going to kick Commie ass again.
• Banderaism - Russians got it!
• Police Statism - Come here ye Black and Tans.
• Pinochetism - A based Commie hater from Latin America. Just don't come to the United Kingdom Spic.
• Eugenicism - If you are disabled, then cut your dick.
• Cromwellianism - Gigachad who banned Gaymas, destroyed the Pedophiles and trolled Fenians.

Frenemies

Enemies

Friends

• Tedcruzfan Thought - My based American counterpart. We have our disagreements, like your support to Populism (even if based) and Republicanism, but otherwise you are nice.

Frenemies

• Neocarlism - Your Classical Conservatism, oposition to the Enlightenment and Monarchism is very based. But your Socialism, Anti-Fascism and Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.

Enemies

• DECBism - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.
• Brazilian Liberalism - Fuck you Macaco Libtard! Even if you created my page.
• B.S.o.D Fanism - An Anarkiddy Satanigger who hates Christianity? Fuck it! You have based views on Kikes, womens and Sand Niggers thought.