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{{Ideology|name = [[File: Kak.png]] Kakistocracy|image = Kakistocracyball.jpeg|imagecaption = No really, I promise I can come up with a good reason for this-|aliases = Idiocracy, Rule Of The Stupid, Mad World|relatives = [[File: Accel.png]] [[Accelerationismball]] (father)|affiliation = Non-Quadrant, Accelerationist|title1 = [[File: Kak.png]] Kakistocracy|image1 = Kakistocracyball.jpeg|caption1 = No really, I promise I can come up with a good reason for this-|quadrant(s) = [[File:Nonquadrant.png]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|Non-Quadrant]]<br>
{{Ideology
[[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity]]|family = [[File: Accel.png]] [[Accelerationismball]] (father)|greatest_achievement = Doin your mom|likes = Doin your mom|definition = "Rule of the least capable suited for governance"<br>
|title=
"Rule of the stupid"|song = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc FAttY SPiNS - Doin' Your Mom]|themecolor = #00d560|textcolor = #ffffff|founder = Big Chungus}}'''Kakistocracy ball''' is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideologyball. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomena.
[[File:Kak.png]] Kakistocracy [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]]
|image=
[[File:Kakistocracyball.png]]
|caption= "I am foonie rayght?"
|aliases=
Kakistocracy<br>
Aut-ocracy <br>
[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] Pseudoscience<br>
[[File:EveryoneIDon'tLikeisHitler.png]] Anything I don’t like<br>
Moronocracy<br>
[[File:Uberkak.png]] Political Incompetence<br>
[[File:Ford.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]] Literally all Epsilons! [[File:RBubble.png]]
|alignments=
{{Info/Non-Quad}}
|influences=
[[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-Intellectualism
|influenced=
[[File:Antivaccine.png]] [[Neoluddism|Anti-Vaccine Movement]]<br>
[[File:Ismism_Icon.png]] [[Ismism]]<br>
[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]]<br>
[[File:Lysenko.png]] [[Scientocracy|Lysenkoism]]<br>
[[File:Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy]]<br>
[[File:ComradeTrump.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|MAGA Communism]]<br>
[[File:NegativeIQ.png]] [[Negative IQ]]
|theorists=
Anyone I don’t like, including:
*[[File:FreePCB.png]] '''In FreePCB'''<ref><s>Remember to add everyone on this website</s> [[File:PCB-Trollge.png]]</ref>{{Collapse|
**[[File:Alstudism1.png]] [[National Syndicalism|Borker]]<br>
**[[File:Ziółkball.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism|Kultokrat]]<br>
**[[File:7588.png]] [[National Socialism|WMS]][[Pan-Nationalism#Pan-Asianism|7588]]<br>
**[[File:Fargothcap.png]] [[British Fascism|Fargoth]][[Homofascism|Gares]]<br>
**[[File:DoesntExist.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Inexistent-User]]<br>
**[[File:BERNHEism.png]] [[Eugenicism|BERNHE]][[National Capitalism|0504]]
**[[File:RealOcco.png]] [[Peasants' Republicanism|Dr Occo]]<br>
**[[File:Weedium.png]] [[Fordism|Weedium]]<br>
**[[File:Brazlib.png]] [[Radical Centrism|Killer Kitty]]<br>
**[[File:Pixil-frame-0(38).png]] [[Ultranationalism|Cheese]]<br>
**[[File:Agricoetism_icon.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism|SkeletonJanitor]]
**[[File:Tsumugikotobuki8814ism.png]] [[National Socialism|Mugikotobuki8814]]<br>
**[[File:Venut.png]] [[Landian Accelerationism|Hoodus]]<br>
**[[File:Anidiot.png]] [[Alt-Right|Anidiotoncrack]]<br>
**[[File:Qacc.png]] [[Landian Accelerationism|Quark]]<br>
**[[File:Aldath03.png]] [[Homofascism|Alda]][[Esoteric Fascism|thy03]]<br>
**[[File:ForestHermit.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Bourgeoisie]] [[White Nationalism|Destroyer]]<br>
**[[File:Nigga.png]] [[Black Nationalism|Nigga]]<br>
**[[File:GenDick.png]] [[State Liberalism|General Dick]]<br>
**[[File:ConCruIcon.png]] [[National Capitalism|Confederate Crusader]]
**[[File:ComradePhil.png]] [[National Bolshevism|Comrade Phil]]<br>
**[[File:CruzFan.png]] [[National Capitalism|Tedcruzfan]]<br>
**[[File:2x2Master.png]] [[Classical Liberalism|2x2Master]]<br>
**[[file:Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb.png]] [[Counter-Enlightenment|Luís Miguel2680]]
**[[File:Mordecai.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Mordecai]]<br>
**[[File:Aslan-icon.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Aslan Whiterock]]<br>
**[[File:Murb.png]] [[Fourth Theory|Nurisk]]
**[[File:Lunagun.png]] [[National Anarchism|Luna]]
**[[File:LevathonBall.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism|Levathon]]
**[[File:Champi.png]] [[Keynesian School|Champi]]
**[[File:HEWthought.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|HEW]]
**[[File:Neox.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|NeoxTheMonarchic]]
**[[File:Schuma-alt.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism#Voluntaryism|TIIKKETMASTER]]
**[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism|RealLibtard]]
**[[File:Calculustt.png]] [[Christian Socialism|Calculust]]
**[[File:StockMarketC.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism|StockMarketCrash]]
**[[File:PostJef.png]] [[Council Communism|JefBol]]
**[[File:Bax.png]] [[Jacobinism|Anthony Bax]]
**[[File:Zhyto.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Phill]] [[National Syndicalism|Tchai]][[Progressive Conservatism|kovsky]]
**[[File:Hysteriaball.png]] [[Zero Accelerationism|Hysteria]]
**[[File:CorpHispan.png]] [[Integralism|The Slayer Of Fats 400]]
**[[File:Uslib.png]] [[Liberal Hawkism|DarkEggChocolateBowser]]
**[[File:Orleanism.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Ognon]]
**[[File:Neo-Infinity icon.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Infinity]]
**[[File:Scorpi.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism|Scorpi]] [[Illiberal Democracy|From]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Mixels]]
**[[File:NBrioball.png]] [[Stalinism|Javi Coelho]]
**[[File:GManToilet.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism|Skibidi G-Man]]
**[[File:Gamerist.png]] [[National Capitalism|Minority slayer]]
**[[File:CubanCatholicFalangist.png]] [[Positive Christianity|CubanCatholicFalangist]]
}}
|movie= [[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Idiocracy (2006)]] [[File:Sexocracy.png]]
|likes= Dumbness
|dislikes= [[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerds]]<br>Being a good politician
|song= <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8 iLOVEFRIDAY - MiA KHALiFA (AKA the Anthem of TikTok)]<br>
[https://youtu.be/q0hyYWKXF0Q?si=MZAmGhfeT8B6yvH3 Dance Monkey]<br>
[https://youtu.be/BE333Reaq7M?si=m2HhnMOzZg2gcCtU Meet the Frownies x Lovely Bastards]<br>
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|bordercolor=
|themecolor=
#FFFFFF
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#31F526
}}


Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]][[Anarchismball|Anarchist]]/[[File:Anprim.png]][[Anarcho-Primitivismball|Primitivist]] [[File:Accel.png]][[Accelerationismball|Accelerationism]], there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, democracy!
'''Kakistocracy''', or '''Rule of the Stupid''', is an ideology that believes the least qualified or competent should rule. While very few ideologies are intentionally kakistocratic, many rulers throughout history have been incompetent or have discouraged intellectualism.


Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals. He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.
==Personality==


.*''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''
Kakistocracy acts like a stereotypical toddler. Kakistocracy absolutely hates "nerds" (smart people) and "cooties." (women)  


Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically ''your ''country.
==Relationships==


== History ==
===Friends===
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|cootie remover]] - You want to remoov cooties and andru taet is cool
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nerd remover]] - And yoo want two remov nerdz
*[[File:NegativeIQ.png]] [[Negative IQ]] - Yu're my son!


The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.
===Frenemies===


In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film ''Idiocracy'' in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|awaj g*rl]] - She wets mee doo whatever i want but shee yz a groß cootie
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism|fredum nerd]] - Hee alseau wets mee doo whatever i want but hee is a nurd


The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".
===Enemies===


== How to Draw ==
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism|cooties]] - Eww, gross cooties!
The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/ this flag] by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[Wokeism|angry cooties]] - She yells at me for calling gurlz cooties and she also haz gross cooties
# Draw a ball.
*[[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerd]] - Booooooring!!!
# Draw a stripe of light-green (#00d560).
*[[File:Eugen.png]] [[Eugenicism|sccawy newd]] - He wantz to "stewwiwize" me and he is a newd
# Draw a white (#ffffff) silhouette of a head in profile.
==Notes==
# Draw an Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00d560).
# Add the eyes ''(and make them as stupid looking as possible)'' and you're done!


== Personality ==
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an idiot (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an imbecile (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).


His imbecility is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject
[[Category:Fictional Ideologies]]
 
== Relationships ==
===Friends:===
* [[File: Dem.png]] [[Democracyball]]
* [[File: Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivismball]]
* [[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchismball]]
* [[File: Prim.png]] [[Primalismball]] - teehee, u sownd like a doggy!
* [[File: Strato.png]] [[Stratocracyball]] - ooo! another doggy!
* [[File: Corp.png]] [[Corpocracy]] - I love Brawndo!
 
===Enemies: ''(Note: Kakistocracy is too stupid to intentionally make enemies. These ones just hate him.)''===
* [[File: Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracyball]]
* [[File: Transh.png]] [[Transhumanismball]]
* [[File: Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsocball]]
* [[File: Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracyball]] - Cringe boomer! (the only one Kakistocracyball hates on purpose)
 
== Further Reading ==
 
=== Books ===
* [https://fi.shoptail.eu/%2Bcaterpillar%20%2Bhungry.html The very hungry caterpillar]
 
* [https://www.amazon.com/Be-Stupid-Successful-Renzo-Rosso/dp/0847837580 Be Stupid: For Successful Living.]
* [https://www.amazon.com/Protest-Vote-Politicians-Lost-Plot-ebook/dp/B00JGQNQUU Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot]
* [https://books.google.com/books?id=c9wYtQEACAAJ&dq=government+by+the+worst&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU_taY25noAhXUv54KHS5lD2IQ6AEwAHoECAAQAg Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others]
 
=== Wikipedia Pages ===
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakistocracy Kakistocracy]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Government Government of finland]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_of_Australia Government of Australia]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_of_the_United_States National debt of the United States]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy Idiocracy]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_political_parties List of frivolous political parties]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states List of Sovereign states]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_(polity) The State]
 
=== Videos ===
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o 7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/CGPGrey CGPGrey.]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkP4g9e86qA The Story of Western Philosophy] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/willunicycleforfood exurb1a.]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk Idiocracy] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Judge Mike Judge]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5PW8qZw4N80K3Gs87XGa_A Fatty Spins]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4dYfFgaME Big Chungus Song] by [https://www.youtube.com/c/endigo/videos Endigo]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YDoowoYzOI Big Chungus Song (the other one)] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLCdyRg3u5O-EVP5p46QxcQ/videos CG5]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08AlPkjmnDo Pickle Rick Dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCajvuGkta86Ux04TszJFVeQ/videos TripON]
 
=== Communities ===
* [https://reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard r/OkBuddyRetard]
* [https://discord.com/invite/X8pKsr6 The Polcompball Discord Server]
 
== Gallery ==
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</gallery>[[Category:Authoritarian Unity]]
[[Category:Status Quo]]
[[Category:Government Systems]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Anti-Centrists]]
[[Category:Canon ideologies]]

Latest revision as of 00:14, 11 November 2024


Kakistocracy, or Rule of the Stupid, is an ideology that believes the least qualified or competent should rule. While very few ideologies are intentionally kakistocratic, many rulers throughout history have been incompetent or have discouraged intellectualism.

Personality

Kakistocracy acts like a stereotypical toddler. Kakistocracy absolutely hates "nerds" (smart people) and "cooties." (women)

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

  • awaj g*rl - She wets mee doo whatever i want but shee yz a groß cootie
  • fredum nerd - Hee alseau wets mee doo whatever i want but hee is a nurd

Enemies

  • cooties - Eww, gross cooties!
  • angry cooties - She yells at me for calling gurlz cooties and she also haz gross cooties
  • Nerd - Booooooring!!!
  • sccawy newd - He wantz to "stewwiwize" me and he is a newd

Notes

  1. ↑ Remember to add everyone on this website
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