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{{Ideology | {{Ideology | ||
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|title = [[File:Illum.png]] Illuminatism | |title=[[File:Illum.png]] Illuminatism [[File:Reptilians.png]] | ||
|image = <gallery> | |image=<gallery> | ||
Loomynahtee1-bricks.png|Basic | Loomynahtee1-bricks.png|Basic | ||
Iluminat.png|Other | Iluminat.png| Other eyes | ||
Lizard.png|Reptilian | Lizard.png|Reptilian | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
|caption = Is the Illuminati a part of the Illuminati? | |caption="Is the Illuminati a part of the Illuminati?" | ||
|aliases = Cryptocracy <br> Cryptocolonialism <br> Illuminati <br> Trilluminati <br> Illuminism <br> [[File: | |aliases={{Collapse| | ||
|alignments = [[File:Antcomp.png]] [[:Category:Fictional Ideologies|Fictional]] (totally fictional <s>hehehe...</s>) | Cryptocracy<br> | ||
[[File:Offcompass.png]] [[:Category:Off The Compass|Off-Compass]] <br> | Cryptocolonialism<br> | ||
[[File: | Illuminati<br> | ||
Trilluminati<br> | |||
Illuminism<br> | |||
<s>[[File:Reptilians.png]] Reptilian</s><br> | |||
New World Order Model<br> | |||
Literally ZOG<br> | |||
<s>Archons</s><br> | |||
[[File:EnlightOligarchy.png]] Enlightened Oligarchy<br> | |||
[[File:Oligarchy-Steroids.png]] Oligarchy on steroids<br> | |||
La Communauté que vous connaissez bien (by French Anti-NWO)<br> | |||
[[File:PRI.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Grupo Atlacomulco]] (in Mexico)<br> | |||
Shadow Council (In Stellaris)<br> | |||
Majestic 12 (Deus Ex) <br> | |||
[[File:DeepState.png]] Deep State<br> | |||
[[File:UNHelm.png]] [[World Federalism|United Nations]] Global Occult Coalition Council of 108 (SCP Foundation) | |||
}} | |||
|alignments=[[File:Antcomp.png]] [[:Category:Fictional Ideologies|Fictional Ideologies]] (totally fictional <s>hehehe...</s>)<br> | |||
[[File:Offcompass.png]] [[:Category:Off The Compass|Off-Compass]]<br> | |||
[[File:OffAuth.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity]]<br> | |||
[[File:World.png]] [[:Category:Globalists|Globalists]]<br> | [[File:World.png]] [[:Category:Globalists|Globalists]]<br> | ||
|influences = [[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]]<br> | |influences=[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]]<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]] [[File:Enlightenment.png]]<br> | ||
[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]]<br> | [[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]]<br> | ||
[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] (possibly) | [[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] (possibly) | ||
|definition =|song =[https://youtu.be/HQoRXhS7vlU X-Files Theme Song]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8 Requiem For A Dream Full Song HD] | |definition= | ||
|likes =[[File:Triangle-template.png]] Girzmtov (Triangle)<br> | |song=[https://youtu.be/HQoRXhS7vlU X-Files Theme Song]<br> | ||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGggQQczGYY Deus Ex - The Illuminati]<br> | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8 Requiem For A Dream Full Song HD]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eduwBgDcMwY Demise of A Nation]<br> | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56hqrlQxMMI Eye in the Sky - The Alan Parsons Project]<br> | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB35piKDmyo Bill Cipher Theme Song] | |||
|theorists=[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought|Adam Weishaupt]] (1748-1830) [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Bavaria | |||
[[File:WEF.png]] [[State Capitalism|Klaus Schwab]] | |||
'''Critics/Conspiracy theorists''' {{Collapse| | |||
*[[File:Reactfem.png]] [[Reactionaryism|Nesta Webster]] (1876-1960) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK | |||
*[[File:Ecofash.png]] [[Eco-Fascism|David Icke]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] United Kingdom | |||
}} | |||
|likes=[[File:Triangle-template.png]] Girzmtov (Triangle)<br> | |||
[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism|Xlmgiloormt gsv dliow]] (Controlling the world)<br> | [[File:World.png]] [[Globalism|Xlmgiloormt gsv dliow]] (Controlling the world)<br> | ||
Kozb klorgrxh orpv xsvhh (Play politics like chess)<br> | |||
Xibkgltizksb (Cryptography)<br> | Xibkgltizksb (Cryptography)<br> | ||
Zgyzhs xrksvi (Atbash cipher)|dislikes =|influenced=[[File: | Zgyzhs xrksvi (Atbash cipher) | ||
[[File: | |dislikes=[[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Xzgslorxrhn]] (Catholicism)<br> [[File:Conspiracist.png]] Xlmhkrizxb gsvlirhgh (Conspiracy theorists) | ||
|influenced={{Collapse| | |||
[[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]]<br> | |||
[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] (according to [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Augustin Barruel]]) | |||
}} | |||
}} | |||
'''Illuminatism '''(AKA '''Cryptocracy''') is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people. | |||
Illuminatism was born when [[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with [[File: | Illuminatism was born when [[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with [[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]] to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide. | ||
Illuminatism grew up in [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Bavaria which is part of today's [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany with his brother [[File: Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism|Freemasonry]], but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by [[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]]. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world. | Illuminatism grew up in [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Bavaria which is part of today's [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany with his brother [[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism|Freemasonry]], but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by [[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]]. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world. | ||
== History == | ==History== | ||
===Origin=== | ===Origin=== | ||
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but it is still believed to exist... | but it is still believed to exist... | ||
=== NWO postulates === | ===NWO postulates=== | ||
* One world government | * One world government | ||
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* Abolition of private houses | * Abolition of private houses | ||
* Limit of land use | * Limit of land use | ||
* Prohibition of natural and alternative medicine | * [[File:Prohib.png]] Prohibition of natural and alternative medicine | ||
* Prohibition of fossil fuels | * [[File:Prohib.png]] Prohibition of fossil fuels | ||
==="Proofs" of Illuminati=== | ==="Proofs" of Illuminati=== | ||
# | #The Declaration of independence ([[File:Jeffersondem2.png]] [[Jeffersonian Democracy|Thomas Jefferson]]'s statement: "The Illuminati idea was the source of my inspiration") | ||
# | #The Eye of Providence is shown in the one-dollar bill | ||
# | #Same Eye of Providence shown on the [[File:Cball-France.png]] French [[Constitutionalism|declaration of human rights]] [[File:Consti.png]] | ||
# | #The Illuminatus! The trilogy card game that "predicted" 9/11, the Tsunami of Japan, and many more | ||
# | #[[File:FBI.png]] Ex-FBI director's revelation (Ted Gunderson), and his book "PAWNS in the game" | ||
# | #The existence of the shadow government | ||
#[[File:Jewish Capitalism.png]] [[Financialism|Rothschild family]] conspiracy | |||
#9/11 conspiracy | |||
#FEMA camp conspiracy | |||
#[[File:GWB.png]] [[Neoconservatism|PATRIOT act]] (law) conspiracy | |||
#Georgia Guidestones conspiracy | |||
#[[File:Biopos.png]] [[Bio-Posadism|Ebola/AIDS/COVID-19]] conspiracies | |||
#REPTILIAN | |||
#"The grey state" movie conspiracy | |||
#Verification chip conspiracy | |||
#NWO (New World Order) | |||
#UFO | |||
#5G | |||
#Chemtrails | |||
#Autism vaccines | |||
#New Age channelings | |||
== Personality and Behaviour == | ==Personality and Behaviour== | ||
Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world. | Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world. | ||
He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish. | He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as [[File:Bill.png]] Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish. | ||
== How to Draw == | ==How to Draw== | ||
{{PAGENAME}}'s design is based on the [[w:Eye_of_Providence|Eye of Providence]], a symbol very commonly used in conspiracies relating to the ''Illuminati''. | |||
{{Symbol|Illuminatism symbol.svg}} | {{Symbol|Illuminatism symbol.svg}} | ||
{{Flag|Trilluminati flag.svg}} | |||
#Draw a triangle, | #Draw a triangle, | ||
# | #Color in a green brick pattern, | ||
#Draw one eye in the middle, | |||
# | You are finished! | ||
{{Flag-auto | {{Flag-auto | ||
|c1 = Green | |c1 = Green | ||
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|h2 = #177E37 | |h2 = #177E37 | ||
|c3 = Black | |c3 = Black | ||
|h3 = #141414}} | |h3 = #141414 | ||
}} | |||
== Relationships ==<!-- Shhhhh, don't leak this to the outsiders: | == Relationships ==<!-- Shhhhh, don't leak this to the outsiders: | ||
The secret tongue uses atbash cipher --> | The secret tongue uses atbash cipher --> | ||
=== Srvlwlyh (Positive) === | ===Srvlwlyh (Positive)=== | ||
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!) | *[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!) | ||
*[[File: esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.) | *[[File:esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.) | ||
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...) | *[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...) | ||
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.) | *[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.) | ||
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.) | *[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.) | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:Theocrat.png]] [[Theocracy (Disambiguation)|Theocracies]] - Sviw nzmztvnvmg gllo. (Herd management tool.) | ||
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] [[File:3princ-col.png]], [[File:China-blueshirt.png]] [[Chinese Blueshirtism]], [[File:Caste.png]] [[Caste System]] & [[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.) | *[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] [[File:3princ-col.png]], [[File:China-blueshirt.png]] [[Tridemism#Chinese_Blueshirtism|Chinese Blueshirtism]], [[File:Caste.png]] [[Caste System]] & [[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.) | ||
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]] - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.) | *[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]] - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.) | ||
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.) | *[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.) | ||
* [[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - Blf szev nv gl gszmp uli blfi ivelofgrlm'h hfxxvhh, dsvgsvi blf pmld rg li mlg... (You have me to thank for your revolution's success, whether you know it or not...) | |||
*[[File:Blanqui.png]] [[Blanquism]] - Gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.) | *[[File:Blanqui.png]] [[Blanquism]] - Gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.) | ||
*[[File:Klep.png|frameless]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.) | *[[File:Klep.png|frameless]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.) | ||
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Gsv zinb lu gsv MDL (The army of the NWO.) | |||
*[[File:Cultism.png|frameless]] [[Cultism]] - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.) | *[[File:Cultism.png|frameless]] [[Cultism]] - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.) | ||
*[[File:Hib.png]] [[Hibernocracy]] - Vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!) | *[[File:Hib.png]] [[Hibernocracy]] - Vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!) | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - Pvvk vizhrmt mlm-dvhgvim xfogfivh, xsrkkrmt ylwrvh lu mvdxlnkvih zmw zwwrmt z uvnrmrarmt slinlmvh rmgl dzgvi hfkkob lu ivuftvv xznkh. Ivuftvvh nfhg vnyizxv Mvd Dliow Liwvi, zmw zylmwlm gsvri uznrorvh. (Keep erasing non-western cultures, chipping bodies of newcomers, and adding feminizing hormones into the water supply of refugee camps. Refugees must embrace New World Order, and abandon their families and values.) | ||
*[[File:OldGod.png]] [[Senatorialism|Demiurge]] - Wkdqnv iru wudsslqj hyhubrqh lq wkh pdwhuldo uhdop! (Thanks for trapping everyone in the material realm!) | |||
=== Plahg (Mixed) === | ===Plahg (Mixed)=== | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv DROO yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.) | ||
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I | *[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I funding his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|his grandfather]] and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.) | ||
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] - Ulloh gsrmp gszg R dlihsrk Hzgzm, yfg rm uzxg Hzgzm rh qfhg zm Zyizsznrx urxgrlm mvvwvw gl rmgrnrwzgv gsv sviw. (Fools think that I worship Satan, but in fact, Satan is just an Abrahamic fiction needed to intimidate the herd.) | *[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] - Ulloh gsrmp gszg R dlihsrk Hzgzm, yfg rm uzxg Hzgzm rh qfhg zm Zyizsznrx urxgrlm mvvwvw gl rmgrnrwzgv gsv sviw. (Fools think that I worship Satan, but in fact, Satan is just an Abrahamic fiction needed to intimidate the herd.) | ||
*<s>[[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] Bermudatriangle and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] Tringapore - Brx duh doo ihoorz girzmtov, exw lw zrxog eh ehwwhu li brx'uh qrw lq wkh srodqgedoo xqlyhuvh wkr... (You are all fellow triangles, but it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...</s>) | *[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Gsv nlhg fhvovhh zmw fmkivwrxgzyov kfkkvg, yfg R xzm fhv blf zh z wrhgizxgrlm gl gslhv rwrlgrx xlmhkrizxb gsvlirhgh. (The most useless and unpredictable puppet, but I can use you as a distraction to those idiotic conspiracy theorists.) | ||
*<s>[[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Bermudatriangle Bermudatriangle] and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Tringapore Tringapore] - Brx duh doo ihoorz girzmtov, exw lw zrxog eh ehwwhu li brx'uh qrw lq wkh srodqgedoo xqlyhuvh wkr... (You are all fellow triangles, but it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...</s> | |||
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg gsrmph, gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb sv rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hviev lfi tlzoh gldziwh dliow wlnrmzgrlm (Ovyvmhizfn kilqvxg). (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet thinks, that he rebels against us, but in reality, he is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals towards world domination (Lebensraum project)). | |||
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Blf ziv gll mlgrxvzyov zmw olfw uli gsv nzhhvh. Dv (oraziwh) ziv mlg ztzrmhg blfi vckzmhrlmrhn, qfhg kovzhv - yv zmlnbnlfh zmw nliv jfrvg. (You are too noticeable and loud for the masses. We (lizards) are not against your expansionism, just please - be anonymous and quieter.) | |||
=== Qhjdwlyh (Negative) === | ===Qhjdwlyh (Negative)=== | ||
*Rebelling puppets | *Rebelling puppets | ||
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] & [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Brx wzr nlfnhg ph rxw, vr qrz O kdyh wr edvlfdoob ghvwurb erwk ri brx. (You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.) | *[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] & [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Brx wzr nlfnhg ph rxw, vr qrz O kdyh wr edvlfdoob ghvwurb erwk ri brx. (You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.) | ||
* | *[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - WKHB NQRZ WRR PXFK! WKH WUXWK DERXW WKH OLCDUG SHRSOH FDQ'W JHW RXW! (THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!) | ||
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - Brx duh G ghdg pdq. (You are a dead man.) | *[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - Brx duh G ghdg pdq. (You are a dead man.) | ||
*[[File: | **[[File:Avar.png]] - <b>*Loads shotgun*</b> Shut the fuck up, piece of super state. | ||
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Zloo suredeob eh wkh odvw wr vxeplw. (Will probably be the last to submit.) | |||
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Rqh ri pb eljjhvw rssrqhqwv lq wkh 19wk fhqwxub, wkdqnixoob [[File:Ormarxf.png]] kh ghvwurbhg klv uhsxwdwlrq, dqg klv [[File:ML.png]] judqgvrq lv rehblqj pb rughuv. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|he]] destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|grandson]] is obeying my orders.) | *[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Rqh ri pb eljjhvw rssrqhqwv lq wkh 19wk fhqwxub, wkdqnixoob [[File:Ormarxf.png]] kh ghvwurbhg klv uhsxwdwlrq, dqg klv [[File:ML.png]] judqgvrq lv rehblqj pb rughuv. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|he]] destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|grandson]] is obeying my orders.) | ||
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - Pvvk gibrmt, kztzm OZIKvi, zmw zodzbh ivnvnyvi lmv uzxg - Kovrzwvzmh zyzmwlmvw gsrh xizkkb wrig kozmvg olmt grnv ztl, zmw mvevi xznv yzxp! (Keep trying, pagan LARPer, and always remember one fact - Pleiadeans abandoned this crappy dirt planet a long time ago, and never came back!) | *[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - Pvvk gibrmt, kztzm OZIKvi, zmw zodzbh ivnvnyvi lmv uzxg - Kovrzwvzmh zyzmwlmvw gsrh xizkkb wrig kozmvg olmt grnv ztl, zmw mvevi xznv yzxp! (Keep trying, pagan LARPer, and always remember one fact - Pleiadeans abandoned this crappy dirt planet a long time ago, and never came back!) | ||
*[[File:ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Tolyzo hgzgvovhh, nlmvbovhh, xozhhovhh hlxrvgb drgslfg zmb vorgvh? Dld, dszg z zmzixsrhg mrtsgnziv! Zohl blf szgv zoo ivortrlmh zmw yzmph, dsrxs rh evib rnkligzmg uli ufmxgrlmrmt hlxrvgb | *[[File:ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Tolyzo hgzgvovhh, nlmvbovhh, xozhhovhh hlxrvgb drgslfg zmb vorgvh? Dld, dszg z zmzixsrhg mrtsgnziv! Zohl blf szgv zoo ivortrlmh zmw yzmph, dsrxs rh evib rnkligzmg uli ufmxgrlmrmt hlxrvgb zmw pvvkrmt dlipvih xlmgiloozyov zmw lyvwrvmg. (Global stateless, moneyless, classless society without any elites? Wow, what an anarchist nightmare! Also, you hate all religions and banks, which is very important for functioning society <s>and keeping workers controllable and obedient</s>.) | ||
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - | *[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Gsrh ullo gsrmph gszg dv wrw mlg mlgrxv srn dsvm sv dzh hkbrmt lm fh gsilfts gsv zhgizo kozmv, yfg dv hvv vevibgsrmt, vevm rm gsv hfygov kozmvh lu gsv fmrevihv. Fitvmgob prwmzk srn zmw olxp srn rm gsv hznv zhgizo kozmv. (This fool thinks that we did not notice him when he was spying on us through the astral plane, but we see everything, even in the subtle planes of the universe. Urgently kidnap him and lock him in the same astral plane.) | ||
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|All sorts of anarchism]] - Ivzoob? Dszg z ullorhs wfnyufxp prwh, gszg mvevi ovzimh lmv uzxg - zmzixsrhn rh fmuvzhzyov zmw rnklhhryov zg tolyzo hxzov! Lmob hgzgvh xzm xzkzyov gl vcrhg rm hfxs ozitv hxzovh, dsrov zmzixsrhg xlnnfmvh lmob dliph rm hnzoo rhlozgvw old-oruv erooztvh drgslfg zmb kvihkvxgrevh uli kilhkvirgb zmw oruv. (Really? Foolish kids, that never learn one fact - anarchism is unfeasible and impossible at a global scale! Only states can capable to exist on such large scales, while anarchist communes only work in small isolated low-life villages without any perspectives for prosperity and life.) | |||
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Latest revision as of 08:21, 16 July 2024
Illuminatism (AKA Cryptocracy) is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
Illuminatism was born when 
Ingsoc used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with 
Enlightenment Thought to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.
Illuminatism grew up in 
Bavaria which is part of today's 
Germany with his brother 
Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by 
Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.
History
Origin
Illuminati (to demythicize or enlighten in Latin), was first established for the pursuit of pure enlightenment. During 1776, Europe was in its middle ages, obsessed with religion. Religious trials and witch trials were held frequently, and people were forced to obey the church. Weishaupt thought the current society was into religion too heavily, and decides to make an organization that enforces rationalism ideals and the freedom of belief. The main goal of this organization was to tear down the corrupted churches authority by dividing religion from the government. To recruit members and strengthen the organization (but must be held secretly), Weishaupt decides to benchmark Freemasonry, which was influential as a secret society. Illuminati strengthened its force by accepting members who had high economic or social powers, and influenced people to be active by making a class system inside the community. Weishaupt also recruited Illuminati members inside the Freemasonry community. By these strategies, Illuminati became a powerful organization that encompasses politics, economy, and society, with the members of approximately 2000 people. Their anti-religious ideas also became increasingly sophisticated and spread around the world, including France, Hungary, Italia, Poland and many more. At the time, European governments and clerics feared a real revolution. Since Illuminati had a distinctively large number of social elites, the possibility of revolution was sufficient. The church forces framed Illuminati as a Satanist community, and guided by the Pope and Karl Theodor, they succeed to isolate the remaining forces and expel Weishauput from the university. Illuminati is known to be "vanished" after this incident, but it is still believed to exist...
NWO postulates
- One world government
- One global currency
- United global military
- One global central bank
- Abolition of national souvereignty
- Abolition of private property
- Abolition of family institution
- Reduction of world population
- Control of population growth and population density
- Mandatory vaccinations
- Universal basic income
- Mandatory microchips in order to paying and control of individual's movement
- Implementation of social credit
- All devices connected to 5G
- Government will educate children
- Private schools be taken by the state
- Abolition of private transport and cars
- Abolition of private enterprises
- Limitation of air transport
- Concentration of population in special city zones
- Abolition of private agriculture, banning land and animals ownership
- Abolition of private houses
- Limit of land use
Prohibition of natural and alternative medicine- Prohibition of fossil fuels
"Proofs" of Illuminati
- The Declaration of independence (
Thomas Jefferson's statement: "The Illuminati idea was the source of my inspiration") - The Eye of Providence is shown in the one-dollar bill
- Same Eye of Providence shown on the
French declaration of human rights 
- The Illuminatus! The trilogy card game that "predicted" 9/11, the Tsunami of Japan, and many more
Ex-FBI director's revelation (Ted Gunderson), and his book "PAWNS in the game"- The existence of the shadow government
Rothschild family conspiracy- 9/11 conspiracy
- FEMA camp conspiracy
PATRIOT act (law) conspiracy- Georgia Guidestones conspiracy
Ebola/AIDS/COVID-19 conspiracies- REPTILIAN
- "The grey state" movie conspiracy
- Verification chip conspiracy
- NWO (New World Order)
- UFO
- 5G
- Chemtrails
- Autism vaccines
- New Age channelings
Personality and Behaviour
Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.
He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as 
Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish.
How to Draw
Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracies relating to the Illuminati.
- Draw a triangle,
- Color in a green brick pattern,
- Draw one eye in the middle,
You are finished!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
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| Green | #21B14C | 33, 177, 76 | |
| Dark Green | #177E37 | 23, 126, 55 | |
| Black | #141414 | 20, 20, 20 | |
Relationships
Srvlwlyh (Positive)
Zionism - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
Ingsoc - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
Neoliberalism - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
Theocracies - Sviw nzmztvnvmg gllo. (Herd management tool.)
Tridemism 
, 
Chinese Blueshirtism, 
Caste System & 
Proutism - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.)
Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
Oligarchy - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.)
Jacobinism - Blf szev nv gl gszmp uli blfi ivelofgrlm'h hfxxvhh, dsvgsvi blf pmld rg li mlg... (You have me to thank for your revolution's success, whether you know it or not...)
Blanquism - Gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
Kleptocracy - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
Neoconservatism - Gsv zinb lu gsv MDL (The army of the NWO.)
Cultism - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)
Hibernocracy - Vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!)
Multiculturalism - Pvvk vizhrmt mlm-dvhgvim xfogfivh, xsrkkrmt ylwrvh lu mvdxlnkvih zmw zwwrmt z uvnrmrarmt slinlmvh rmgl dzgvi hfkkob lu ivuftvv xznkh. Ivuftvvh nfhg vnyizxv Mvd Dliow Liwvi, zmw zylmwlm gsvri uznrorvh. (Keep erasing non-western cultures, chipping bodies of newcomers, and adding feminizing hormones into the water supply of refugee camps. Refugees must embrace New World Order, and abandon their families and values.)
Demiurge - Wkdqnv iru wudsslqj hyhubrqh lq wkh pdwhuldo uhdop! (Thanks for trapping everyone in the material realm!)
Plahg (Mixed)
Corporatocracy - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv DROO yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
Marxism–Leninism - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I funding his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of 
his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)
Satanic Theocracy - Ulloh gsrmp gszg R dlihsrk Hzgzm, yfg rm uzxg Hzgzm rh qfhg zm Zyizsznrx urxgrlm mvvwvw gl rmgrnrwzgv gsv sviw. (Fools think that I worship Satan, but in fact, Satan is just an Abrahamic fiction needed to intimidate the herd.)
Kakistocracy - Gsv nlhg fhvovhh zmw fmkivwrxgzyov kfkkvg, yfg R xzm fhv blf zh z wrhgizxgrlm gl gslhv rwrlgrx xlmhkrizxb gsvlirhgh. (The most useless and unpredictable puppet, but I can use you as a distraction to those idiotic conspiracy theorists.)
Bermudatriangle and 
Tringapore - Brx duh doo ihoorz girzmtov, exw lw zrxog eh ehwwhu li brx'uh qrw lq wkh srodqgedoo xqlyhuvh wkr... (You are all fellow triangles, but it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...
Nazism - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg gsrmph, gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb sv rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hviev lfi tlzoh gldziwh dliow wlnrmzgrlm (Ovyvmhizfn kilqvxg). (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet thinks, that he rebels against us, but in reality, he is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals towards world domination (Lebensraum project)).
Imperialism - Blf ziv gll mlgrxvzyov zmw olfw uli gsv nzhhvh. Dv (oraziwh) ziv mlg ztzrmhg blfi vckzmhrlmrhn, qfhg kovzhv - yv zmlnbnlfh zmw nliv jfrvg. (You are too noticeable and loud for the masses. We (lizards) are not against your expansionism, just please - be anonymous and quieter.)
Qhjdwlyh (Negative)
- Rebelling puppets
Feudalism & 
Monarchism - Brx wzr nlfnhg ph rxw, vr qrz O kdyh wr edvlfdoob ghvwurb erwk ri brx. (You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.)
Right-Wing Populism - WKHB NQRZ WRR PXFK! WKH WUXWK DERXW WKH OLCDUG SHRSOH FDQ'W JHW RXW! (THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!)
Avaritionism - Brx duh G ghdg pdq. (You are a dead man.)
- - *Loads shotgun* Shut the fuck up, piece of super state.
Anarcho-Egoism - Zloo suredeob eh wkh odvw wr vxeplw. (Will probably be the last to submit.)
Reactionary Socialism - Rqh ri pb eljjhvw rssrqhqwv lq wkh 19wk fhqwxub, wkdqnixoob kh ghvwurbhg klv uhsxwdwlrq, dqg klv judqgvrq lv rehblqj pb rughuv. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully he destroyed his reputation, and his grandson is obeying my orders.)
Esoteric Fascism - Pvvk gibrmt, kztzm OZIKvi, zmw zodzbh ivnvnyvi lmv uzxg - Kovrzwvzmh zyzmwlmvw gsrh xizkkb wrig kozmvg olmt grnv ztl, zmw mvevi xznv yzxp! (Keep trying, pagan LARPer, and always remember one fact - Pleiadeans abandoned this crappy dirt planet a long time ago, and never came back!)- Marxism - Tolyzo hgzgvovhh, nlmvbovhh, xozhhovhh hlxrvgb drgslfg zmb vorgvh? Dld, dszg z zmzixsrhg mrtsgnziv! Zohl blf szgv zoo ivortrlmh zmw yzmph, dsrxs rh evib rnkligzmg uli ufmxgrlmrmt hlxrvgb zmw pvvkrmt dlipvih xlmgiloozyov zmw lyvwrvmg. (Global stateless, moneyless, classless society without any elites? Wow, what an anarchist nightmare! Also, you hate all religions and banks, which is very important for functioning society
and keeping workers controllable and obedient.) 
Soulism - Gsrh ullo gsrmph gszg dv wrw mlg mlgrxv srn dsvm sv dzh hkbrmt lm fh gsilfts gsv zhgizo kozmv, yfg dv hvv vevibgsrmt, vevm rm gsv hfygov kozmvh lu gsv fmrevihv. Fitvmgob prwmzk srn zmw olxp srn rm gsv hznv zhgizo kozmv. (This fool thinks that we did not notice him when he was spying on us through the astral plane, but we see everything, even in the subtle planes of the universe. Urgently kidnap him and lock him in the same astral plane.)
All sorts of anarchism - Ivzoob? Dszg z ullorhs wfnyufxp prwh, gszg mvevi ovzimh lmv uzxg - zmzixsrhn rh fmuvzhzyov zmw rnklhhryov zg tolyzo hxzov! Lmob hgzgvh xzm xzkzyov gl vcrhg rm hfxs ozitv hxzovh, dsrov zmzixsrhg xlnnfmvh lmob dliph rm hnzoo rhlozgvw old-oruv erooztvh drgslfg zmb kvihkvxgrevh uli kilhkvirgb zmw oruv. (Really? Foolish kids, that never learn one fact - anarchism is unfeasible and impossible at a global scale! Only states can capable to exist on such large scales, while anarchist communes only work in small isolated low-life villages without any perspectives for prosperity and life.)
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