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<blockquote>DO NOT DELETE THE STUB BANNER! It is there on purpose because of the ideology.</blockquote>
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  | aliases      = Useless - [[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]] <br> Midgetocracy <br> Elfocracy <br> Oompa-Loompa <br> 5'11"ocracy
  | aliases      = Midgetocracy <br> Elfocracy <br> Oompa-Loompa <br> 5'11"ocracy
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[[File:NBrioball.png]] [[N.Brioism|N.Brio da Zuera]] (2006-present)<br>
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* [[File:Bonaparte.png]] <small><small><small> [[Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte]] - He shows that short people are superior!</small></small></small>
* [[File:Bonaparte.png]] <small><small><small> [[Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte]] - He shows that short people are superior!</small></small></small>
[[File:Bonaparte.png]] - Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)
[[File:Bonaparte.png]] - Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)
* [[File:Skinny.png]] <small><small><small> [[Malthusocracy]] - Not eating food makes people shorter, so I guess you're based.</small></small></small>
*<small><small><small> Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.</small></small></small>
*<small><small><small> Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.</small></small></small>
* [[File:Youth.png]] <small><small><small> [[Jeunism]] - Children are shorter, so based. </small></small></small>
* [[File:Youth.png]] <small><small><small> [[Jeunism]] - Children are shorter, so based. </small></small></small>

Latest revision as of 18:59, 17 September 2024

DO NOT DELETE THE STUB BANNER! It is there on purpose because of the ideology.


Dwarfocracy is a joke ideology that believes the shortest person in a country should rule.

Personality

Dwarfocracy is extremely short, with a measly height of only 1 inch tall. Dwarfocracy loves playing limbo, as you have to either be extremely short or extremely flexible to win. Dwarfocracy is the enemy of Giantocracy.

How to Draw

  1. Draw a tiny circle
  2. Divide the circle into 3 vertical sections
  3. Fill the left and right sections with orange
  4. Draw the number 5 in the middle section (for the joke that anyone under 6 feet is short)
  5. Add the eyes and you are done!

Friends

- Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)

  • Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.
  • Jeunism - Children are shorter, so based.
  • Gerontocracy - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based.
  • 1511384ism - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth!
Frenemies
  • Long Blockism - Super short heightwise, but super long horizontally. and if you are rotated 90 degrees, you are extremely tall.
Enemies
  • Santaism - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!
  • Giantocracy - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!
  • Fordism - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"
  • Tall Blockism - Long Blockism rotated.
External Links

*List of Shortest People
Mara Altman: There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short

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